CanadianChris

Crowd wants BOOOOOOOOOBIES.

Bob Barker's just shaking his head at home.

Two more of those and it's a worthwhile segment.

PLEASE tell me they're all going at the same time. I don't think I could take eight separate runs.

Smooooooooth.

And from gold right down to crap.

Gold. Fucking GOLD. I still don't see why they put Jericho in the title match at the PPV in retrospect, though.

Fortunately, I don't think they're going that route.

Why did they do the match before the angle?

These two could headline shows for years if not for forces beyond their control.

Is Jericho a face again?

Yeah, kind of like The Rock with Lilian.

Not as long as you leave before she wakes up.

Let's see... "The winner of this bout, and NEWWWWWWWWWW WWE Champion, KERWIN WHITE!!!" Nope. It's a horrible name.

Someone sold Kerwin a bill of goods here.

What the FUCK is Chavo wearing?

Just checking...

Frying pan, catcher's mitt...any more dumb analogies for Big Show's hand?

Just realized Lilian's back. Dammit.

So much for that idea.

This is the biggest non-Diva related train wreck of a segment I've seen in awhile.

Let the skin crawling commence as well...

Let the pimping commence...

A note on my AL ROY pick: If Aaron Hill finishes the season the way he's started it, he'll run away with this award.

AL MVP - Brian Roberts, Orioles NL MVP - Derrek Lee, Cubs AL Cy - Roy Halladay, Blue Jays NL Cy - Roger Clemens, Astros AL Rookie - Chris Young, Rangers NL Rookie - Clint Barmes, Rockies AL Manager - Ozzie Guillen, White Sox NL Manager - Frank Robinson, Nationals