CanadianChris

I'm impressed with what I've seen from Flacco so far this season. He's going to be a keeper.

AFC North games should come with a viewer advisory for excessive boredom.

Over a sample size of more than 2,000 games? It would be kind of shocking if it weren't tied. Uh, no. Edit: As the sample gets larger, the probability of any one outcome gets much smaller.

He's just having fun out there.

Not that odd, when you think about it. The Cubs haven't been to the playoffs much since divisional play started.

That was Reichen and Chip's season, right? I don't remember a sibling team from then. The only sibling teams I remember going far were the Teeth from season 2 and the Wonder Twins and O Brothers from season 3.

They already have 4 million committed to Toskala, plus the buyout on Raycroft for this year and next. I doubt they take Khabibulin on. They're not going anywhere. Ottawa will pick him up. It's not like they need another average European goalie anyways. Not a chance. They're right at the cap as it is.

You'd have a hard time finding them, considering Bob's a Braves fan.

Even God doesn't care who wins the AL Central.

Well, now we'll get to see what the Great Depression was like first-hand.

Now is the time to buy. Well, maybe not right now this instant, because the Dow's going to drop even lower, but right around now.

Hasn't that been the story for the Bluejays this whole decade? No, they've had actual miserable seasons.

Yeah, she looks to me like the type that would "forgive" her husband...and then cut his balls off and keep them in a jar on her nightstand. He looks totally whipped.

I picked Alabama just because they're the only team playing at home.

Great, I need to cheer for the Ravens tonight. I'm probably fucked.

But the guy who put the defense that allowed 22 points or so in one quarter gets to be the next head coach? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Besides, Kiffin's not getting fired because Big Al doesn't want to pay him. He wants to make Kiffin so miserable he'll quit, but good on Lane for basically giving him the finger on that front.

My wife and I entered our wedding reception to the HNIC theme.

What a gag job by the Raiders. 25 points allowed in the 4th quarter.

Of course I'm going to lose to emergency picks.

And Ryan Braun's homer puts the Brewers on the brink of the postseason.

Well, that was certainly closer than it needed to be. The Packers pick looks to be toast.

The Broncos are just completely shitting the bed here against the Chiefs. This is unwatchable. It's a testament to how bad the Chiefs are that Denver is even in the game, only down 3 (but with the Chiefs in the red zone).

WTF is Warner doing out there.

And I switched it from the Bills to the Jaguars at the last minute. Denver - 3 Jacksonville - 3 Buffalo - 2 Carolina - 1 Green Bay - 1 San Diego - 1 I was stunned by the Packers pick, to be honest.

Announcers for this week: CBS 1:00 Denver @ Kansas City - Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf Houston @ Jacksonville - Dick Enberg, Randy Cross Cleveland @ Cincinnati - Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon 4:00 San Diego @ Oakland - Jim Nantz, Phil Simms Buffalo @ St. Louis - Ian Eagle, Solomon Wilcots fox 1:00 Green Bay @ Tampa Bay - Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa Arizona @ NY Jets - Dick Stockton, Brian Baldinger, Brian Billick San Francisco @ New Orleans - Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan Atlanta @ Carolina - Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli Minnesota @ Tennessee - Chris Myers, J.C. Pearson 4:00 Washington @ Dallas - Joe Buck, Troy Aikman