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  1. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    I dunno...it's kind of hard to top using your dick as a weapon in Mortal Kombat.
  2. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Dave Mordal finally gets his revenge... Really, though, is this even a fair fight? The talent level in the second house is quite a bit higher than in the first. Any of the top three in the LCS2 house (Bodden, Heffron, Madigan) could obliterate not only Dat, but Ralphie May, Cory Kahaney, Rich Vos, or any of them. Especially, if they're still using the same material.
  3. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    PLEASE let it be Jay London. The rest of them would just be taking up space. Hell, I say let people eliminated in the finals come back. It'd make just as much sense. Bring back Naturman! Bring back Norton! And Ahdoot! And Wiggins! I'd rather see any of them get to the final 6 than Boonie, Tood, and especially Ant.
  4. CanadianChris

    The Amazing Race 5 Returns

    Funniest. Roadblock. EVER. Watching those pizza guys suffer is just making my entire day.
  5. CanadianChris

    The Amazing Race 5 Returns

    My head's spinning after trying to follow that airport sequence.
  6. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Not even close. Corey only got 7%. It's Alonzo, John and 3 also-rans next week.
  7. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Alonzo and John hit it right on the screws. Corey is, to quote the immortal Clubber Lang, "Deeeeeeeeead meat."
  8. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    I didn't laugh once. Of course, I haven't laughed once at this guy for the entire series, so that's nothing new.
  9. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Fuuuuuuuuuck. Oh well...time to watch Corey get his ass beat.
  10. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Oh God...PLEASE tell me Alonzo won't be the third man. This show NEEDS both Alonzo and John in the finals.
  11. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    The 4 eliminated comics are back. Interesting...
  12. CanadianChris

    This Week in Baseball

    A little from Column A, a little from Column B. The NL as a whole IS mediocre, and has been for a few years now. But there's not much consistent excellence or consistent inferiority, just a bunch of teams in the middle of the pack. We've seen a ton of teams grouped together in the middle of the standings in July and August for the past few years. Remember, last year there were six teams tied for the wild card as late as the middle of August. Contrast that with the AL, where there have generally been only 5 or 6 teams at most who compete to make the playoffs each year, and 5 or 6 teams that are truly awful.
  13. CanadianChris

    Worst Sports Cliches

    Anyone who praises God for the victory after the game. Like God gives a crap whether your team wins. And why would He want the other team to lose? Oh, and the Rasheed Wallace classic, "Both teams played hard."
  14. CanadianChris

    Greatest Movie Tournament

    The Godfather
  15. CanadianChris

    NHL Off-Season Thread...

    For those wondering why Dany Heatley got off scot-free...he didn't: Source: ESPN.com
  16. CanadianChris

    Brilliant move by Canadian

    You think that's bad? Before this year, we had a law that made it a criminal offence to report on polling results on election night until all polls were closed in the region the reporting body was in. Apparently, someone at some point thought that people on the west coast would be too lazy to vote if they knew how it was going in the rest of the country. We have some pretty draconian laws when it comes to free speech.
  17. You've just answered your own question. People hate to have to, you know, THINK.
  18. CanadianChris

    Primetime Emmy Nominations

    My fiancee says yes. She would know way better than I would.
  19. Amen. Both were great, and deserve to be remembered as such, no matter what they may think of each other. Your vision of alternate universes must be better than mine. History shows that Austin's feud with Bret absolutely MADE his character. Debating whether he would've done better with someone else is pointless.
  20. CanadianChris

    MLB Mid-season Awards

    AL MVP: Vladimir Guerrero, Angels Cy: Mark Mulder, A's ROY: Bobby Crosby, A's MOY: Buck Showalter, Rangers NL MVP: Barry Bonds, Giants Cy: Jason Schmidt, Giants ROY: Jason Bay, Pirates MOY: Bobby Cox, Braves
  21. CanadianChris

    The Amazing Race 5 Returns

    Did they ever show the Yield last night? If so, I missed it. I really hope that doesn't play a major part in who gets eliminated and who doesn't. It just seems like a really dick move (© Zach) that doesn't really fit with the show. Of course, with this group of contestants, there seems to be a lot more childish crap going on (see: Bowling Moms telling Jim and Marsha they had to exchange their money), so maybe it'll fit in just fine.
  22. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    There is some truth to that. But I don't think he's really been consistent. Agreed...the set he beat Ant with was pretty mediocre. He won because Ant's set just wasn't funny. I actually don't mind Tammy (on stage, anyway). Corey is the one I want to see go. I've never found him to be that funny, and I really can't stand him in the house. This would make me very angry. Very angry indeed. My top 5: 1 - Alonzo 2 - John 3 - Kathleen 4 - Gary 5 - Tammy
  23. CanadianChris

    Last Comic Standing 2!

    If Gary does that set in Vegas, he could win the entire thing. It was miles better than anything last year's final five came up with. I liked Jay, but he needed to not get challenged at all to be able to go to Vegas. His act has a real "too smart for the room" feel about it.
  24. CanadianChris

    The Amazing Race 5 Returns

    Best. Finish. EVER. See ya, psycho. And take dickweed with you. On a lighter note, was I the only one who was laughing hysterically when Mirna was trying to talk to the Argentinian gas station guy in Spanish, and then Charla was all "Hey, let me try," and started asking him IN ENGLISH??
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