CanadianChris

If I heard a guy saying that sharing his bed with kids was "the most natural thing in the world," my kids wouldn't be allowed to get within a hundred feet of him. I wouldn't care who he is or what he thinks he means by it.

No...if the Colts beat the Broncos, the Ravens would play New England if they beat Tennessee.

Yeah, you got it...because Minnesota couldn't hold an 11-point lead with 3 minutes left.

Corey Dillon declared that today's game was his last as a Bengal...immediately after they lost to the Browns to end their season. Classy.

Really? Do tell. I don't have this belief.

I'll ignore the rest of the dreck, but this deserves my attention: No, you said "has got," which is bad grammar on your part. You mean "has," for which the negative is "doesn't have." You are one of the last people to be correcting my grammar.

Thank God there's only one on each day. At least we've got SOME good football to watch on both days.

Among those three, Tice, no doubt. The Packers would've won no matter who was playing for Denver today, and the Cardinals showed up and just wanted this one more. The Vikings showed absolutely no heart today.

Fuck you, Vikings. Fuck you.

Why, yes.

Updates...17-6 Vikings, 31-3 Packers. 6 minutes left in the MIN/ARZ game. *remainder edited until conclusion of Minnesota game*

Vikings score again!!! Culpepper to Moss for a 7-yard TD. 14-6 Vikings...17-3 Packers in the other game.

TOUCHDOWN VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*clears throat* Attention, Minnesota Vikings offense... STOP RUNNING THE DAMN BALL!!!!!

I don't like the "division championship game" idea. It rewards teams that happen to play in weak divisions by giving them an easier game than a better team in a better division might get. I like the top 2 from each division idea, though.

Totally untrue........this is a bad example They why are you using it? Savage was pushed all the way through Summerslam. Hogan, obviously, was making another movie, and his match was thought to be his retirement match. I failed to notice any time during 2000 where he wasn't pushed on or near the top of the card. Also, you noticed he said "tends to," right? Like not all the time, but most of the time?

He beat Slaughter? Well, I'm convinced. *beats head against wall* One big reason he shouldn't. He should be defending that title. You're just grasping at straws now. He had one decent match? That fills me with confidence in his ability to pull out a good match at Mania with a subpar wrestler. No, he doesn't. Huh??? You DO know that the Rumble is a work, right? They book the whole thing. No, really.

GOD DAMMIT!!!!! The Vikings are PATHETIC today. They don't deserve to make the playoffs, even if they do somehow manage to win this game.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

If they book him to win the Rumble, he deserves the main event slot at Mania 20? Based on what?

Well, they would have to bench the entire team to lose to this thing that is called "The Arizona Cardinals" Man, this team is a nightmare in cleats and not in a good way. If the Rams can almost lose to them in Arizona, than the Vikings certainly can.

No, they shit on everything BAD.

Who ever said Batista was better than Randy Orton? Batista would be about the only guy about whom I could say that I'd rather see Orton win the Rumble than him. Orton hasn't done near enough to deserve a shot at what is supposedly the biggest show of the decade.

The Vikings are once again driving me INSANE. They're well on their way to losing this game.

Quark > Stork.