CanadianChris

FIX!! FIX!!

Heenan, with Studd and Bundy, on The Body Shop (Jesse's interview segment) on Superstars, right after the debut of the Machines (Andre the Giant under a mask while he was "suspended"): "Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen! I have brought over two new wrestlers from Japan! This is Kim Duc, and this is Pak Song. Now, let me ask you, is this the most RIDICULOUS thing you ever saw??"

Favourite was Jericho/HHH. Least favourite...didn't see it until after the fact, but the Bockwinkel/Hogan Dusty finish at Super Sunday was ultra-lame.

Let us not forget the atrocity that was the New York Islanders' "Captain High Liner" logo:

Not confirmed, but having a decent chance of happening: Buffalo Oakland Miami Arizona Cleveland Jauron staying in Chicago is the worst thing that could happen to that franchise. Well, actually, second worst to them retaining John Shoop as offensive coordinator.

Actually, I loved the one he wrote right below that on giving back. He hit the nail right on the fucking head with that one. That's exactly why HHH will never be the next Ric Flair.

Jan - Royal Rumble 1992 (Flair's title win) Feb - No Way Out 2001 (HHH/Austin, 3 stages of hell) Mar - WrestleMania III (Savage/Steamboat) Apr - WrestleMania VIII (Flair/Savage) May - WrestleWar 1992 (Sting's Squadron/Dangerous Alliance WarGames) Jun - King of the Ring 1993 (Bret/Perfect) Jul - Great American Bash 1989 (Flair/Funk) Aug - Summerslam 1992 (tie - Savage/Warrior, Bret/Bulldog) Sep - Mind Games 1996 (Mankind/HBK) Oct - No Mercy 2001 (Rock/Jericho) Nov - Survivor Series 1996 (Austin/Bret) Dec - Vengeance 2001 (Jericho becomes Undisputed champion)

Yeah, that was WrestleMania V. Bobby Heenan, during the Macho Man/Liz reunion at WM VII, at random people crying in the crowd: "Maybe her shoes are too tight." "Must've had the chili dog with onions." "This is better than Love Story...if you like that kind of mush."

SHORT!!!!!!! Well, so much for last place. Now I'm just some random middle-of the pack guy. Although I have set myself up to call myself the uncrowned champion if I'm less than 17 points out of first at the end.

Well, that may not have been the smartest decision by Boise State. Down 4 with an entire quarter left...why do you pass on the field goal?

The sad thing is, Mabel has gotten more votes than Edge, Lesnar, Shamrock and Billy Gunn combined. I voted Austin...he wasn't even supposed to get it, and he ended up doing the most with it.

This is now the greatest thread EVER.

Why is Schottemheimer so revered? His Browns teams came close but never won. His Chiefs teams never won, and came less close. His Redskins teams and now his Chargers teams are bad despite having some decent talent. Why are teams so desperate to retain this guy?

Not much. The Descartes is the only one they really look at, and that's mainly for scholarships. If you take it and score higher than 0, you should be all right.

OMG...you guys know who Dama is really, right?

Time to pimp the alma mater, I guess... If you want engineering, then Waterloo is one of the places you should consider, along with Toronto and Queen's. Waterloo's Comp Eng prograam is cutting edge. Plus, you have the co-op program, so you get real work experience as well as a degree. (Bad part about that is that you don't get summers off. Good part about that is you get to go to summer school, which is awesome.) For the other program, Waterloo also has a Math/Business program, run jointly with Wilfrid Laurier University. One of the co-op students who's here is in this program, and he speaks very highly of it. You come out of it with a degree in Mathematics/Business Administration. Not that I know of. You may want to check the library for books on Canadian universities. They may not rank schools, but they'll have info on that kind of stuff.

Damn you industrious types. I'm at work right now, and I... *sees boss coming* *hides under desk*

WHAT? I thought that high school and real life were like mirror images of each other? If that's not true...then why do they tell us that high school prepares us for real life? I don't know what to think anymore. Because if you can survive high school, you can survive anything.

You'll find that, being out in the real world, there's a lot less labelling than in high school.

This is a perfect example of how society would be so great without all the people.

Judgment Day also had the very good Team Angle vs. Eddy/Tajiri match. And No Mercy had Vince vs. Steph. Enough said.

Yeah, get a couple of linemen to do it. That'd be good for a few laughs.

1. Royal Rumble 2. Wrestlemania XIX 3. Vengeance 4. Summerslam 5. Survivor Series 6. Armageddon 7. No Way Out 8. Judgment Day 9. No Mercy 10. Unforgiven 11. Backlash 12. Bad Blood

I demand the last 30 seconds of my life back.