CanadianChris

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STAND BACK!!!!!!!!

Stealing his catchphrases too.

There's a Lowrider magazine? Oy.

Bruno would NEVER go for that.

I started watching when I was 11, in 1986, a couple of months before WrestleMania 2. I became a smark in 1994 (I predate the web!), when I discovered rec.sport.pro-wrestling.

University of Waterloo -- Waterloo, Ontario, Canada (class of '97). Home to the only Faculty of Mathematics in North America.

That was bad, but the old NFC West (SF, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New Orleans) was worse. Carolina and Atlanta were the only two teams that were close to each other.

It'll get done...neither team can afford NOT to get this deal done after all the talk about it for the last two weeks, and especially Boston having already said "We don't want you" to Nomar by already having a trade lined up. I think Texas has Boston over a barrel, and will end up getting their extra $5 million when all is said and done.

LT's in the wrong conference. I rate him ahead of Green and Davis in the NFC, but the three AFC guys are all having better seasons.

I have but one thing to say... FUUUUUUUUUCK. Denver - 22 Tampa Bay Kansas City New England Baltimore St. Louis Carolina Buffalo Jacksonville Dallas Tennessee Chicago Pittsburgh Seattle Philadelphia Indianapolis Green Bay

The funniest one from Corney was about Dusty Rhodes' birthmark. "That's where he had the word "GOODYEAR" dermabrassed off." Ahem...

Did he say that after the Andre match? I know he said that after the Savage match at WM V.

He was a 2-time ECW champion. Won it from Jimmy Snuka, traded it with Sandman, then finally lost it to Tito Santana.

Right, because it defies all logic. Oh, wait...

The ECW reunion on RAW during the Invasion is probably the biggest one I can think of. I'd say Flair coming out the night after the Invasion ended, but everyone had an idea that he could be in the arena that night.

No, they built that one up for months.

And a very happy birthday to This Thread Is Ghey.

Say you're prejudiced against all mankind.

Jesus Christ. B.C.'s a province. I bet he couldn't say what B.C is abbreviated for. Bastarding Canucks! Haha *is a comedian*

Waaaay too much to try and explain here. This may help somewhat, although some knowledge of musical terminology is presumed: http://www.essentialsofmusic.com/eras/eras.html

Actually, I figured they'd go with the even easier Annika Sorenstam story. They surprised me a bit with this one.

So I'll either be first or last after Thursday if I switch? Well, that's a win-win. I'll do it.

The speech looks more like an indictment of bad science than anything else. Bravo for that, anyway.

Jesus Christ. B.C.'s a province.