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Yeah, whatever. Memphis also had some pretty serious injury problems and was facing a tough defense. Their QB had a career game. Very bad form to talk trash after only the first game. That shit'll come back to haunt you.

You guys are nuts. Everything else is vying for second place to Flair/Vader.

A few more... "Hey, my chicken suit!" -- Kurt Angle "If you put an 's' in front of Hitman, you get my exact opinion of Bret Hart!" -- Steve Austin "Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?" -- Roddy Piper "Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off." -- Jim Cornette on Dusty's splotch "When we're done with you' it'll look like we set fire to your face and put it out with an axe!" -- Road Warriors

Benoit being shoved down the card makes the baby Jesus cry.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even imagine how much Theo would be idolized in Boston if he pulled that off.

Heatley wasn't toasted, though. I'm a lot more sympathetic toward Heatley than toward Ramage.

Aw, dammit.

And, of course, they already had a much better deal with Anaheim done, until Lowe shot his mouth off about wanting a ransom to finish it.

Who calls him Man-Ram? Besides Jim Rome in jest, that is.

Rhodes fought the Blacktop Bully (Barry Darsow).

Remember when we were all thinking this story just read like bad romantic fiction? Well, I think we've crossed the line into pure bullshit. I mean, this stuff ASPIRES to be bad.

Edmonton won't make the playoffs...not enough talent, too many good teams ahead of them. Calgary is hard to tell, because they play in spurts. Montreal will battle for the last spot in the East -- although if they're battling the Rangers, I like their chances. The rest are pretty safe bets. As for whether a Canadian team will make the final...this year's as good a bet as any. Although it'll be a lot easier to tell after the trade deadline.

...and at this point in the story, rawmp suffered a severe head trauma.

This is a true statement.

Yeah, but Val is also one of those super-ultra-right-wing guys. What he said is very much in line with his stated views in the past on such matters.

"I don't know shit, Hitman!" -- Sid

Stonehenge, from the looks of it.

Minnesota may lose this week to KC, but they will NOT lose to Arizona. Seattle will not get in at 9-7. They're going to need to win both of their remaining games to get in.

Ramage has been charged with impaired driving causing death. Fuckwit.

From RAW: Big Show: Why is he getting the I.C. title shot and not me? RVD: Ahhh...maybe 'cause you're a tool. Big Show: Look. I am 7'2". I am 500 pounds. I'm a giant. RVD: Oh ok. You're a giant tool.

"Aw, fuck it!"

But then they got rid of Bradshaw, and things started to improve.

I'll leave the...ahem...interesting political comments to others, but THIS: ...is utter bullshit. In fact, WWE is so much the opposite of a meritocracy that it's stunning.

Actually, he's more accurate outside than he is in domes.

There is very little that would make me leave where I am now. At this time next year, I'll be making $75,000 a year, with four weeks vacation, three weeks sick leave, full benefits and pension, in a fantastic job. Suffice to say, I'm looking for a woman who'll be in Ottawa long-term. If she moved, I'd need to be assured of another government position to go along.