CanadianChris

OK Tawren, your next challenge...come up with 20 justifiable names to replace the ones you crossed off.

I'm available Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. And I expect refreshments.

BATTLE RAP~!

Steve Austin, from a commercial promoing the Austin/Bret match at Survivor Series 96. One of the awesomest promos ever, with Austin's comments intertwined so it almost sounds like he's cutting two promos at once: "Pink tights. What the hell's that all about, Bret? This ain't no ballet class! Sunglasses and sparklers...what a load of crap! "So you think you're coming back here to continue a legacy? Uh-uh! Stone Cold's gonna make your life a living hell! You can start begging for some mercy right now. You WILL beg for mercy...you're not gonna find it! I think you're completely pathetic. "You're the best there is, was, and ever will be -- whatever! You're looking at the best there is. Austin 3:16 rules! I will kick your pink and black ass all over the Garden! "I'm gonna end your legacy...(you WILL beg for mercy)...at Madison Square Garden."

And it's Jason White. No shock there.

Yeah, the only other guy I can think of would be Ken Shamrock. But then, there's the name recognition in UFC, like with Angle and amateur wrestling.

Don't fuck with the Swiss. They have one of the largest armies in the world...every Swiss man is armed and will serve if called. Plus, there's all the mountains...how can you fight the Swiss on their own turf?

Bret Hart, RAW, summer 1997: "If you want to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!"

Wow...not much competition for best match out of that mess, is there?

Do NOT mock Joe Canadian.

They why no Sid? Hell, at least Sid held it longer than a day.

Good advice. And you'll need to be good at both to get a math degree. Theoretical math was always my weakness in school...I took Stochastic Processes in fourth year, and it nearly kept me from graduating. I had to beg my prof to move me up from a 48 to a 51.

This could finally be Gonzaga's year to get to the Final Four. They have a SOLID team that no one will want to play. Having said that, watch them finish 28-2 and get a 5 or 6 seed again, like when they got jobbed two years ago.

Oilers, without a doubt. How could you not choose a Gretzky jersey over an Asshole Clarke jersey?

Orndorff absolutely belongs on that list. He and Hogan had Hogan's biggest feud of his first title reign. Andre feud is bigger. By what measure? By degree, I guess. It was the two biggest forces in wrestling (or at least the WWF) squaring off. True enough, but the Orndorff feud made them a lot more money, because they both could do a regular house show schedule. They sold out America with that feud. It's a pity there was only one PPV at the time...that would've been a great feud to blow off at Summerslam or something like that, instead of on a SNME or Big Event-type show.

Oh, yes, he did. X-Pac's return on RAW, March 1998: "Hulk, I got some - I got some more advice for you. You better not stop short or Eric Bischoff'll go so far up your ass, he'll know what you had for breakfast!"

Denver - 31 Indianapolis Tennessee Kansas City Tampa Bay New England Minnesota N.Y. Jets St. Louis Cincinnati Baltimore (LOCKapalooza) Denver Carolina Washington Green Bay New Orleans Philadelphia

December 16 New Orleans: North Texas December 18 GMAC: Miami (OH) December 22 Tangerine: N.C. State December 23 Fort Worth: Boise State December 24 Las Vegas: Oregon State December 25 Hawaii: Houston December 26 Motor City: Bowling Green Insight: Virginia Tech December 27 Continental Tire: Pittsburgh December 29 Alamo: Michigan State December 30 Houston: Navy Holiday: Texas Silicon Valley: Fresno State December 31 Music City: Wisconsin Independence: Arkansas Liberty: Utah Sun: Oregon San Francisco: Colorado State January 1 Outback: Florida Gator: West Virginia Capital One: Georgia Rose: USC (SPLIT NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, BAYBEE~!) Orange: Miami January 2 Cotton: Mississippi Peach: Tennessee Fiesta: Kansas State January 3 Humanitarian: Georgia Tech January 4 Sugar: Oklahoma

There are people who gamble on pro wrestling?

It's a hell of a lot better than when Faarooq was taking bets on Mark Henry lifting stuff, anyway.

This isn't a lifetime achievement award -- remember, it's the top 50 WWF/E superstars ever, not the 50 greatest wrestlers ever. If Angle doesn't belong on the list (as many are arguing), then Benoit certainly doesn't, as he's accomplished less in his WWE career than Angle in the same amount of time. Where are these people of whom you speak? When people start posting without having a clue that Gorilla Monsoon was ever a wrestler, or not knowing who people like Bobo Brazil or Haystacks Calhoun were, we make certain assumptions.

Oh sweet Jesus. Gorilla was in more matches than anyone on the active roster, except MAYBE Ric Flair (and I don't even think he has as many as Gorilla).

Hey, say what you want about his skills, but JYD was HUGELY over. He was probably their #2 face in 1984-85.

Orndorff absolutely belongs on that list. He and Hogan had Hogan's biggest feud of his first title reign. Andre feud is bigger. By what measure?

Orndorff absolutely belongs on that list. He and Hogan had Hogan's biggest feud of his first title reign. Main eventing WrestleMania I doesn't hurt either.