CanadianChris

^ You can't go through that list without a knowledge of the 70s.

No way does Patera belong on there. Wasn't he mainly an AWA guy, anyway?

Vince McMahon -- SmackDown -- January 2002: "The WWF is going to die. I know that. The WWF...has cancer.....because of Ric Flair. Flair's gonna kill it. And the kind of cancer Flair gave the WWF...is the slooow, eating kind of cancer. It's not quick. I'm not gonna let Ric Flair kill what I created. ME. The WWF is MINE. It's MINE. I created it! I'm not gonna let Ric Flair KILL what I created. Because....I'm going to....KILL...what I created! I'm gonna kill it! I'm gonna kill my creation! I'm going to INJECT the WWF with a lethal dose of POISON. If anybody's gonna kill my creation...I'm gonna do it. Me...and the n...W...o."

I'm marking this down for later. Treble, you may want to as well.

Why is it "Fuck Bethany Hamilton," and not "Fuck the media?"

$$$ The funny thing, though, is that he just might go undrafted and not get any of that $$$. Seriously, who's going to spend a pick on the first day on a guy who spent one (injury-plagued) year in college -- and not even the most recent year? He fucked himself over big time.

I didn't see them, either. I think he's being partly penalized, though, because of how bad the 67s are this season. Tis a shame.

This would just serve to piss off people seeing the "regional" game when there's a huge matchup on that everyone would want to see. Maybe if ABC did a better job predicting who was going to be contending late (c'mon, even I could've seen a Cleveland game in December would be a nothing game), they wouldn't have this problem.

That SUCKS. My one chance to see the Jays, ruined. Piss on you, Bud Selig.

B. Math., Honours Statistics here.

I've had wonderful times with some of my teams recently: MLB: Toronto Blue Jays (1992-93 World Series champions) NFL: Denver Broncos (1998-99 Super Bowl champions) NBA: Los Angeles Lakers (2000-02 NBA champions) NHL: Ottawa Senators (2004 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS~!) NCAA: Syracuse Orangemen (2003 NCAA men's basketball national champions)

I'm still pissed that Corey Locke of the 67s didn't make the camp. I mean, he was only OHL MVP and CHL Player of the Year last year.

Vince McMahon, on the final Nitro: "You see, I had a choice to make tonight, and that choice was coming here before you in Cleveland, and - and quite frankly gloating...which I think I'm doing a very good job of at the moment...or, or I could do this, instead of gloating, what I could have done was get in my plane, and assuming they have an airport there, fly down to the redneck Rivieria, Panama City Beach, Florida...and walk out there and give every WCW star a piece of my mind, 'cause that's what I really wanna do, but how appropriate is it that WCW's last broadcast is in a beer hall? How appropriate is that? Surrounded by a bunch of beer drinking rednecks! There are obviously a few here tonight. But nonetheless, I've opted to come before you here, as opposed to walking in the ring and lining each and every one of those stars up - every single one of them - so I could look right in their face and say Goldberg, Booker T, and all the rest of them, to look them right in the face and say... YOU'RE FIRED. And that's exactly what's gonna happen because WCW *is* going on the shelf - it's going nowhere - WCW is BURIED."

Hey, if we REALLY want to kill people, we just take them aboard one of our helicopters.

I've been saying this for years.

I think Toronto-Montreal was a better rivalry when the Leafs were in the West. True dat. They try to recreate the old magic every time they show it on Hockey Night In Canada, but it's just not the same. It'd probably take them meeting in a conference final to even approach what it used to be...and it still wouldn't be close to where they were in, say, 1993.

That really sucks for Comrie. Basically, Lowe is starting up his own form of the old protection racket. Anyway...Max, you were wondering what was going on with the Senators? Well, wonder no more -- tonight was the tenth time the Sens have been involved in a one-goal game. It's the FIRST such game that they've won.

Am I a horrible person for laughing my ass off at this?

Luck of the draw...I have more right than anyone, and I'm only 8-5.

Are you looking at Applications or Processes? I'd find it VERY unusual for something to run and not be listed under Processes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1682856 The timing baffles me, if nothing else. They couldn't wait until after the season?

Cheese, preferably cheese curds.

Does that qualify as a sexually transmitted disease?

Tony Schiavone, on the "Nail in the Coffin" Nitro, 4/1/99: "Fans, as Hollywood Hogan walks away and you look at forty thousand plus on hand, if you're even THINKING about changing the channel to our competition, fans, do not, because we understand that Mick Foley, who wrestled here one time as Cactus Jack, is gonna win their World title - hoh! That's gonna put some butts in the seats, hyeh."