CanadianChris

Jesus Christ, they're playing in a snowstorm. I was expecting a score like this.

*COUGH*nfl*COUGH* Well, yeah...I was thinking more of conference tiebreakers for home field advantage, though.

Hey, Choken's here! I guess I can bust out with this little gem now:

Well, the Pats should have this one. Assuming Denver wins, the Pats are now the top-ranked team in the conference.

3-1 in the opening games...I keep my division lead for another week.

This is HUGE. I'm calling Indianapolis in the AFC championship game now.

FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colts punting with 50 seconds left...

No onside kick...Colts need a first down to win.

NO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, the convert...

He thought he should be the starting right fielder without having to compete for the job in spring training, and said that he wouldn't risk injury competing for the job. He called it "Operation Shutdown." This despite hitting only .173 the year before.

Yeesh. Titans take over inside Colts territory after an awful punt.

A Carolina win over Atlanta will now clinch the division title.

That is one craptactular fight song.

Does digital cable not have that in the US? We've had it here in Canada for a year now.

Bruce Smith just set the all-time sack record.

Hey, Jesse Palmer's in for the Giants. HOMETOWN SHOUTOUT~!

That was SO twenty minutes ago.

I have digital cable and it's pretty OK. You don't have to worry about snow and wind and shit interrupting service.

TOUCHDOWN COLTS!!!

Vikings running away from Seattle. 27-7 and the defense is running wild now.

It's the help file for mIRC. Or so it would seem. It's not a file that you need an installation to run, though. Do a search for "mirc.hlp" in Google and get it from somewhere else. If you don't have mIRC installed, then I'm at a loss.

Hey, where's Choken to fanboy for the Bengals?

Eagles SAFETY~! *does the Safety Dance*