CanadianChris

TESTIFY~!

Brian Pillman, to Kevin Sullivan at Superbrawl 96: "I respect you, bookerman!"

Brian Pillman, on ECW TV: "I'm going to do the only appropriate thing for Brian Pillman to do...I'm gonna yank out my johnson and piss on this hellhole!!"

Well, shit. Of course, you just knew that Mike Milbury was going to demand the world for someone to take his problem off his hands. I am unconvinced that there's a worse general manager in the league.

I laughed my ass off at that. At work, no less. *shalom*

RIAA, being the Recording Industry Association of America, deals only in music. I don't think anyone gives a shit about porn. Of course, you have to deal with the pop-ups and viruses and spyware and shit that get bundled with it, but to each his own.

Nice recap. **** is about right, I think. Great match, but it could have stood to be about 10 minutes longer and have the commercial taken out of the middle. Isn't MOTY, but an I Quit match at the Rumble would set the bar high for 2004 MOTY candidates.

What's up with the Leafs? They're looking better than I've seen them in a couple of years.

FUCK YOU!! Eh, who am I kidding...that's probably where they're going.

Either way, you have a gaping hole in the defence, either in center or at first base.

Because that F-5 was more death than a usual F-5 and it really made Brock look bad by not getting the win from it, from where I sit. He also had to wait to get a count, and got a very slow one at that. And Benoit still only escaped at 2.99. Yes, but let's not forget the huge delayed count between HHH and Booker T at XIX. Let's also not forget HHH was an asshole in that match.

Because that F-5 was more death than a usual F-5 and it really made Brock look bad by not getting the win from it, from where I sit. He also had to wait to get a count, and got a very slow one at that. And Benoit still only escaped at 2.99.

Put it on PPV and give it another 10 minutes, and THAT is your 2003 match of the year.

No picture, but imagine Brock wrapping Benoit's leg around his neck, then sitting back in a Sharpshooter position. SICK. Fucking SICK.

Oh my GOD...that is the wickedest submission move I have EVER SEEN in my LIFE.

Fuck that. If they can get a second ref to come down in the first match, why not this one?

Looks like Foley/HHH is off. Neither man really wants to do it, and Vince is cool on the match now.

Oh man, that's bad news. It makes no sense, unless... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Benoit loses, and the bet sets up a Benoit/A-Train program. If that happens, I may just give up on SmackDown.

Mankind to HHH on SmackDown, January 2000: "Mankind is an entertaining son of a gun; Mankind is a pretty damn good author; Mankind is one tough SOB. And Mankind is one hell of a fighter. So it saddens me to say that after the beating you gave me on Monday night, one thing Mankind is not is ready to face you in a street fight at the Royal Rumble in Madison Square Garden. Because you are, without a doubt, The Game. You are the best in the business right now...and as you said, well, Mankind in some ways is nothing more than a beaten up, pathetic fool, but I think the WWF fans deserve a substitute in that match...what I'm gonna do, Triple H, is I'm gonna name him right now, as a matter of fact, I think you know the guy...and I think you know him pretty damn well - his name is CACTUS JACK! And his first official act, as part of the WWF, is to kick your teeth all over the city of Chicago!"

Mankind, on the fourth greatest RAW ever: "Hey Vince, I gotta tellya, this feels pretty damn good. At the risk of not sounding very cool, I'd like to dedicate this match to my two little people at home and say - BIG DADDY-O DID IT!"

NOW WE ARE SO HAPPY, WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!!!

May as well give Jerry Sloan the Coach of the Year award right now. And I find it hilarious that there are only three western teams in the bottom half of the league. That's going to be some exciting playoffs this year.

The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole.

Kurt Angle cutting a pre-match promo on the Godfather (RAW, 2000): "I'm glad that all of you are happy, and all of you are in such a great mood tonight. Because I would like to talk to you tonight about something that gives Your Olympic Hero great joy - the joy of celibacy. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The three I's are great; the three I's are tremendous. But the reason why I've had so much success in life - the reason that I am the man I am today - is from the big A - abstinence. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And unlike many of you people here tonight, Your Olympic Hero abstains voluntarily - it's true, it's true. Which leads me to tonight. Godfather, you come out here week after week and you parade your filth and debauchery - oh yeah, debauchery. So tonight, I have a little surprise for you. Godfather, THIS is called a prophylactic. And I strongly suggest that you start to use it. And I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there - something that even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance, and you can dance, but when if comes to relations - keep it in your pants.' "

Incidentally, Compton is the sixth most dangerous city overall. Full lists are here.