CanadianChris

I wasn't watching the clock. Sue me.

No match? Aw, fuck.

Hey, the '94 Rumble finish. Cool.

Benoit is God.

Nothing like having a friend who can bust on you on national television.

OMG, Tazz just said "our great industry." *shudder*

Systematic elimination of all Randy Orton fans.

What, no food fight?

Yeah, and I thought that was one of Brock's best promos to date.

Well, don't start watching now. Nathan Jones is on.

Um, that's not a love song, dude. That's a song about a stalker.

See, now THAT I didn't know. It's a waste of tax dollars and oversteps its boundaries as a government agency, in my opinion. Hey, cool. We've got one of those ourselves (CRTC). And I don't think I'd be going too far out on a limb to say ours is much, much worse. Doesn't the CRTC require a certain percentage of "exclusively Canadian content" on all programs in or from Canada? So that if Joe Lowbudget from California wants to make a movie in Vancouver, he'd have to stick some Canadians on screen for them to be cleared to film there? Or even any domestic program needs Canadians? That would be easier to do though. Not quite. It requires that a certain percentage of "prime-time" programming on all Canadian networks/stations be Canadian. So, every TV network has to air Canadian-produced shows during desirable time slots, and Canadian radio stations have to play a certain number of songs produced or performed by Canadians (a lot easier in the past 20 years...used to be that you'd hear an Anne Murray or Gordon Lightfoot song every hour). The things that REALLY suck, though, are: - that Canadian stations airing American programming are allowed to override the feed on the American channel (sucks most during the Super Bowl, because we can't see most of the new commercials), and - that American cable networks airing similar content to existing Canadian networks are not allowed on Canadian airwaves (i.e. no ESPN, no Fox Sports Net, no HBO, no TV Land, no Nickelodeon, no Comedy Central, etc.) We live in a broadcasting wasteland...and there's no way out.

Go big or go home, I guess...

Jericho, on the Greatest RAW Ever: "Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO! And it seems that Y2J is in hot water yet again. Last week, I was punished for calling Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a bargain-basement slut...and I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho I had ever...EEEVER...seen in my life! So I came out here to apologize...I came to apologize to all of the bargain-basement sluts, and to all of the dirty, disgusting, filthy, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag hos. I apologize for even comparing you with the miserable slimeball pig that is Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! So I apologize for offending anybody, with the exception of Stephie baby!"

See, now THAT I didn't know. It's a waste of tax dollars and oversteps its boundaries as a government agency, in my opinion. Hey, cool. We've got one of those ourselves (CRTC). And I don't think I'd be going too far out on a limb to say ours is much, much worse.

Watch me laugh my ass off at that.

Oh fuck, I forgot about that. GO RAVENS~! (since Denver DID beat Cincy this season).

See, now THAT I didn't know.

Benny and the Jets

They probably did. Jacksonville was first up in the waiver order.

Was that the Fire Chair match? That definitely needs to be on there.

"The winner of this bout...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW World Wrestling Federation Champion...CHRIS BENOIT!!!"

Unbelievable. Every jump, every fireball, just perfectly timed. What impressed me the most was getting through 8-1 and 8-2 in seconds. I remember it took me forever to beat both of those worlds.

...that we know of.

Poopsi sucks.