CanadianChris

I hate to say it, but Toronto at Montreal would draw better.

They may not drop out, but they'll drop far enough that LSU won't get enough of a bonus for beating them to leapfrog USC. Not having a win in the SEC Championship Game count in the BCS rankings will hurt them significantly as well. No, LSU needs to beat someone other than Georgia in the title game to have any shot.

I did some looking around, and case law says that no one can consent to being seriously injured.

The greatest left-hander of the modern era. Baseball suffered a great loss today.

Nah. I'm still laughing at it. And yes, this meets the legal definition of assault (intentional use of force without victim's consent causing serious bodily harm).

Play was called for darkness after Tiger Woods and Ernie Els halved all three holes of a playoff, after the Internationals and Americans tied 17-17 in regulation. The two squads will share the Cup. Anyone care?

All complaints from Americans about Canadians making lame jokes about the US will be no-sold.

LOOK EVERYBODY! IT'S SCOTT KEITH! big block letters > subtlety

I don't know why you guys insist on talking about Thanksgiving six weeks after it happened.

Whoa, thought I was looking at Rick Rude for a second.

Well, now I can certainly die in peace. ESPN sure showed us. </super-sarcasm>

This time, REALLY from Royal Rumble 1992: Gorilla (after Barbarian enters at #8): "Barbarian doesn't like Flair." Heenan: "Barbarian doesn't like anybody. When I managed him, he didn't like me."

I never had multi-coloured cereal as a kid.

That last part wasn't necessary. People do care, and if you don't that's fine. Just don't start a thread about it. For the record, I did care somewhat (being Canadian), and watched the entire day of singles live.

They could show Sting matches; they just couldn't use his name or likeness to market the DVD.

Muffed punt. Well, I suppose that was the one mistake the Dolphins hadn't made yet.

<Finkel>Here is the SOLE survivor...SPACEMAN SPIFF~!</Finkel>

I'd rather they put the whole show on DVD than trust them to decide what the "best" matches are. They can put the build for the big matches on as extras.

Wow, Hasselbeck got in from Baltimore really quick.

He didn't make it out of this quarter alive.

This is the test. Trip CANNOT win if logical storylines are to be maintained. If he wins, he moves up even further in the pantheon of the most self-serving wrestlers of all-time.

And after watching PrimeTime, the refs can join them. The refs handed Baltimore the win at the end.

Washington State has to make it into the BCS top 12 first, which doesn't look too likely at this point (after losing to Washington yesterday).

Well, the AFC West gets even more, uh, interesting, with the two leaders both falling to 6-5 and the two others evening up at 4-7. Looks like the real-life AFC North to me.

The fucking Seahawks can burn in hell. Every single last one of them.