CanadianChris

Consider yourself lucky. The cafeteria at my last place of work switched from regular french fries to those "crispy" fries that are greasy as shit and oftentimes don't even seem like there's any potato in them. Not good times.

This was my favourite non-WM show of all time. I was literally trying to decide the week before whether to try and get a ticket and hop a plane for Calgary, because I knew the show was going to be great, and it was better than I could possibly have imagined. I had a tape of it, and it got lost in a purge right before I got married. This was probably the hottest crowd ever, too. I mean, when have you ever seen a crowd so hot that they were actually making the ring shake?

Picnic Basket Free for All 4. Corn on the Cob 2. Baked Beans Bread Bracket 1. Cheddar Biscuits 2. Garlic Bread Taters! 1. Fuckin' Baked Potato 2. French Fries Greens and Grains 4. Couscous (I guess, I don't much like either one) 2. White Rice

70% cheese and 30% shit means you're still getting a mouthful of shit.

The best burger in town can be found at the Burger Bar in Mandalay Bay. Penn & Teller are great, I've seen them twice. The Sunday breakfast buffet at Paris is awesome, but get there before 10 to avoid paying the more expensive price. Play some poker at Mirage or Bellagio. And avoid any blackjack tables where they pay 6-5 for a blackjack. I was wondering when the semi-annual Vegas thread was going to show up.

Next week should be fun. We find out how the goat got into Ted's bathroom on his 30th birthday.

Did they really need a day devoted to the most useless trophy in all of sports?

Not to mention the actual headache of severe whiplash. It's been nearly two years, and I still don't get your desire to be violently rear-ended on the expressway.

That's some Masters hangover Trevor Immelman is working on. He just made the turn in 41 in the first round of the Nelson. That's DFL so far.

Good call. Forgot about the Southern Justice label. I had no idea that they used it when they were in WCW. Come to think of it, I may have my facts mixed up with this. I think Southern Justice were in WWE, not WCW. But anyway, the name still stands. Right, they were Jeff Jarrett's hired muscle during JJ's second WWF stint. They weren't around long, were they? I remember them interfering during a Nation-DX match a few weeks before Summerslam; That was the first I'd seen them, and the only other time I remember them, and this is pretty vaguely (if it's even correct), was at Breakdown or Judgement Day. It was at Breakdown. Canterbury aggravated his neck/back injury shortly after this, had surgery and eventually retired.

Boy, am I glad I'm not in the West Division. Someone there is going to probably going to have the third-best record in the league and still miss the playoffs. The rest of us SUUUUUUUCK.

No, the Braves at least won a championship. And they got to the World Series a bunch of times. The Sharks aren't even on that level yet. Maybe the late-80s Cleveland Cavaliers.

No, they've got a point. Losing weight is pretty much based on your nutrition -- if you take in as many calories as you burn off, you won't lose weight, even if you're running (or whatever) twice a day every day. At the same time, you can be big and still be in good (or even great) cardiovascular shape. But you will get faster as you lose more weight, because your legs won't have as much of a load to carry.

Pacman Jones is officially a Cowboy. Titans get a fourth rounder back.

He was a Yankee fan, though.

The quest for the Holy Grail begins again... The playoff matchups are now completely set. On paper, this looks to be a very competitive and entertaining postseason. EASTERN CONFERENCE (1) Montréal Canadiens vs. (8) Boston Bruins - Montréal swept season series 8-0 (2) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (7) Ottawa Senators - Ottawa won season series 3-1 (3) Washington Capitals vs. (6) Philadelphia Flyers - Season series tied 2-2 (4) New Jersey Devils vs. (5) New York Rangers - New York won season series 7-1 WESTERN CONFERENCE (1) Detroit Red Wings vs. (8) Nashville Predators - Detroit won season series 5-3 (2) San Jose Sharks vs. (7) Calgary Flames - Calgary won season series 3-1 (3) Minnesota Wild vs. (6) Colorado Avalanche - Minnesota won season series 5-3 (4) Anaheim Ducks vs. (5) Dallas Stars - Dallas won season series 5-3

Canadiens in 5 Rangers in 7 Red Wings in 6 Sharks in 7

Good call. Forgot about the Southern Justice label. I had no idea that they used it when they were in WCW. Come to think of it, I may have my facts mixed up with this. I think Southern Justice were in WWE, not WCW. But anyway, the name still stands. Right, they were Jeff Jarrett's hired muscle during JJ's second WWF stint.

Two reasons: 1) He signed an agreement with the previous owner that he'd make a good faith effort to keep the team in Seattle, and it's since been proven that he had absolutely no intention of doing so. 2) He and David Stern are BFFs, which makes the whole ordeal look more than a little bit dodgy.

I have one starting position player batting over .250 right now. I just had two pitchers combine on a one-hitter...and lose 1-0. But I'm still tied for the division lead. Damned if I can figure that one out.

Parker vs. Shaq in a collision is a lot like car vs. semi. Ouch.

Maybe, but it's hard to say, since Nash became MVP-calibre in part due to the Suns' system.

But Crosby and New York are still in the playoffs, and guaranteed to go to the next round. Wow, that's a fantastic observation!

Crosby's still alive, and so are the Rangers, so they might still pay it a little attention.

Well, that sucked.