CanadianChris

It's a bitch if the Michelin Man sits on you.

His weakness is his size. Rock was quite a bit taller and heavier than CCC.

Vern is on the board with 20 more for George Mikan. I just looked at that sentence, and man, does that ever look crass.

About the only thing I could think of to add would have been their WWF re-debut in 1997 at the Manhatten Center on the ECW RAW. The pop they got was just ungodly. Looks like a keeper otherwise, though.

It's always a sad day when a true legend passes on.

Here's a shock -- "The Origin of Species" is just a bit further down the list.

You guys have short memories. Tyson was DESTROYING Williams before he blew out his knee. His corner should've thrown in the towel sometime during the third round.

I put a lockout at about even money.

Lilian after a Hardcore Title match: "The winner, and still WWF champion, Crash Holly!" Lilian again: "From Pennsylvania, Philadelphia..." Lilian yet again: "From Winnetoba, Manitoba, Canada, Chris Jericho!" Guess who: "Coming down the aisle, weighing in at a combined weight of xxx pounds, Raven!"

Larry Brown has joined the Cavs. You know, I don't think he could've picked a worse time for this to come out if he tried. If it's true, he needs to step down as Pistons coach immediately.

Batista breaking it would be absolutely stupid, as it would kill Masters dead. That makes no sense whatsoever. So yeah, I can totally see Batista breaking it.

Unless HHH has decided to move on from chasing the world title, they've really booked themselves into a corner here. No one wants to see HHH win HiaC, and furthermore, Batista NEEDS to win HiaC.

New theme music. Generic WWE Hoss Music #483, if my ears don't deceive me. Idiots.

Christian fucking rules. When did this happen?

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

When did this turn into gay porn?

Val's from Markham. Just outside Toronto.

Hey, they found something for Val to do!!

Well, if that promo didn't put the crowd to sleep, this sure will.

You know what the worst part is? That may kill the crowd for DAVE's match. "See, I told you, Vince...they're just not responding to the guy."

LOL...are they bouncing a beach ball out there? HHH's promos may just be bottom 5 in the business. They're certainly the worst for anyone above the midcard.

Same end result.

This has been such a hot crowd, too. You can't hear a sound for this promo. And I guarantee it's not because they're enthralled by his every word.

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Someone PLEASE shave HHH. His awful facial hair is way too distracting.