TSA09

I Have a few: Jenna - My relatives call me this because none of my cousins could say Jennifer when they were little, but they could get out Jenna. Jen - Mostly people at work call me that and a few friends. Jessica - Because yes I do have Jessica Simpson moments

And if you are looking at a map, make sure you are going the right way. Don't walk yourself 10 blocks in the wrong direction....that's a bitch.

Before I went, I went to Barnes & Noble and picked up some tourist book....not that I used it much, but it was kinda helpful. It gives you maps of certain areas which you'll need because it is easy to get yourself turned around. The book I have tells you all the bars, clubs and other shit.

I say Ripper

22 from Spring, TX (about 30 minutes from downtown Houston)

A whore who only fucks one guy? Yes that does make sense.

If possible eat early so your food doesn't just sit in your stomach overnight. Screw not drinking, you'll drink plenty. Like the others said, use your gym and you'll be set.

Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop.

Your party is gonna be lame.

My boss is cool as hell, but her boss is a real cunt. She'll tell you to do something and when you do it she is never pleased with it and tells you it could have been done better.

I think my GPA was 3.5 and I was 327 out of 876.

My friend told her boyfriend she was pregnant.....he almost had a heart attack. We laughed.

And if you beat him up, so what? You only beat up Richard Simmons. It's not like beating up Richard Simmons makes you look tough.

It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you

I like Chris & Jerry and Sam & Jill.......Sam & Carie were good, but Carie was too much of a softy for Sam.....Sam & Angie work, Angie was very cutthroat.....I lost interest in Sam & Elizabeth. I think Jill's death was a sad episode, the episode were Chris hits the congressman was a good one too.

I love the original ones. The new episodes kinda suck and I'm not really feelin' them. I do watch TNT almost every night while I'm cooking and eating dinner. I know almost all of those by heart.

I believe I heard a story yesterday about another young kid bring weed to school and sprinkling it over his lunch food and other kids food because he thought it was oregano.

Repo man could come and seize certain assets

Even though it's country and I don't listen to that much country Garth Brook's "The Dance" always brings a tear to my eye.

Not to mention how Andre dresses.

Yoni.......no girl should go without it.

There has already been a thread started about Kanye and College Dropout Kanye West thread

Maybe on the Wrestlemania XX DVD....like as an extra.

Strawberry flavored? What the fuck is that? Did it get alittle better the more you drank?

Then how do you account for Barbara Striesand, Kenny G, and Barney?