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Try living in Houston. Every damn night that's all we hear. Hell they cover all the parties and are just standing there waiting for the celebs to show.

Oh I'll say never to putting peanut butter on my pussy. I'll just stick to shaving and a little bit of baby oil (to make it soft)

I want my gimmick back. I wasn't trying to steal your gimmick....I just want this to whole story to end horribly and be put of out its misery for good. And death seems like a good way.

I want a bloodbath and death.

Well you have "sucker" written on you. You were profitable for them, you managed to give them about $400. They gave you free stuff to keep you there and keep on playing so you would make them more money. Hopefully you took advantage of the free drinks as well, if not you really are a sucker.

I still go on record for saying OJ Hart was better

I still owe you one. Your time is coming. I know we did a prank thread a while back, but I'll be damned if I'm going to go looking for it...I had a huge list of shit that me and my friends used to do there. You will never get me back~! I'm just too damn cool

We plan on having fun. She isn't sure about going because of her boyfriend, but she is discussing some stuff tonight, so 9 times out of 10 we will hit the town tomorrow night. If we don't I'll probably make it a point to at least head down to the Galleria on Saturday to check it out. We are still trying to win tickets to the Pimps and Hos party on Sunday too.

My boss and I were talking today and we are thinking about heading downtown to at least see the city sometime in the next few days. She really wants to go to the Pimps and Hos party on Sunday, but it's $200 to get in. Anyone else thinking about heading downtown?

Tony and I were waiting for them to have the girl called a niggar lover.

I would not go to anything where kids outnumber adults.

I still want my fake KGB bloodbath and death

I Punk'd Zack not too long ago.

I couldn't believe when they said that one the news last night. I was laughing so hard. Now my boss informs me that she wants to go on Friday night to go find The Rock. And she also doesn't want her boyfriend going with us.

He probably isn't close to ending it.....unless he has sex and then is killed by the fake "KGB" in a horrific bloodbath.

And since it was announced on the local news last night that HPD will not really be making arrestes this weekend, you can really pain the town red.

They are all over the place. The club that LL Cool J, Puffy, Ashton Kutcher are at is on 290, others are downtown. One party on Friday (I think) is $225, but that includes buffet & open bar. People to be there are Sean William Scott, Jason Biggs, and Vince McMahon. The Pimps & Hos Party is hosted by Snoop and Eminem, Dr. Dre, Puffy, 50 Cent, Mariah Carey, and more will show. Hef is also hosting a huge party, but invitation only....I guess mine was lost in the mail. And this just in, Janet Jackson will be having an after party at St. James, one of Houston's many Strip Clubs. Michael is rumored to be attending as well.....he'll be way out of place.

He is still thinking of what to write. He has to keep checking his theraurus too.

They replaced her because Will didn't like her and since it was his show they did what he asked.

That probably summed it all up

I would order it but money is tight this month, so count me in the PM too.

Yes because if it wasn't for the dog, she would have had your sour cream. Someone really needs to die soon, that is the only way this thing can be saved.

someone best die soon

Clearly he knows nothing about women's undergarments. I also liked the purple bra with the white panties. Dude, if she'd planned on getting laid, which is what this story implies, she would've been wearing a matching bra and panty set. Stardust nailed it exactly. No girl who plans on getting laid wears unmatching bra and panties.

The sour cream line had me in tears. And yes he does type this in MicroSoft Word and uses the Therauras.