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You are Correct Sir. And it is THE BOMB. If you ever get to Disneyland and can afford to go, the Blue Bayou Restaurant in Pirates of the Caribbean has one that's pretty um...infamous.

You want the scream don't you? Anyway here you vultures:

Agreed My list: Top Gun Wayne's World Batman T2 Star Wars Beverly Hills Cop 2

I think here in Sacramento, we need to take heed to the immortal words of Christopher Walken: More Cowbell

Hey I'm not disagreeing with the pick of Bale, he's been the best Batman since Keaton but the girls will out vote the SW fanboys (myself included). Though I didn't think of Jessica Alba carrying in the horny basement dweller vote.

In the section I was in, before the Corliss chant there was a boring chant for the benchwarmers

My Picks: BEST MOVIE "The 40-Year Old Virgin" (Universal Pictures) "Batman Begins" (Warner Bros. Pictures) "King Kong" (Universal Pictures) "Sin City" (Dimension Films) "Wedding Crashers" (New Line Cinema) Thoughts: A decent list of nominees this year. I'm with the majority that Crashers should be replaced with Sith (as the body of work nominee, I know the PT was meh at best but that's neither here nor there), but it is MTV I'm not surprised. Should win: Kong, Sin City and Batman were the most visually stunning and all around great films. Kong even with the double the run time of the 1933 original is further proof that Peter Jackson has graduated from the Spielberg school of attention to detail. What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Wedding Crashers BEST PERFORMANCE Joaquin Phoenix - "Walk the Line" (20th Century Fox) Jake Gyllenhaal - "Brokeback Mountain" (Focus Features) Rachel McAdams - "Red Eye" (DreamWorks SKG) Steve Carell - "The 40-Year Old Virgin" (Universal Pictures) Terrence Howard - "Hustle & Flow" (Paramount Classics) Reese Witherspoon - "Walk the Line" (20th Century Fox) Thoughts: Another solid category, however Gyllenhaal and McAdams should have been dumped for Jack Black and Clive Owen Should win: Joaquin Phoenix, this is MTV for Christ's sake give it to the potrayal of the Man in Black What the MTV Mutants will vote for: In an upset Gyllenhaal will carry the girl vote which consists of "OMG Jake Gyllenhaal is soooo hawt!" over Reese Witherspoon BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE Owen Wilson - "Wedding Crashers" (New Line Cinema) Adam Sandler - "The Longest Yard" (Paramount Pictures) Steve Carell - "The 40-Year Old Virgin" (Universal Pictures) Tyler Perry -- "Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion" (Lions Gate Films) Vince Vaughn - "Wedding Crashers" (New Line Cinema) Thoughts: This is one of the weaker categories I think. And its only a two man race between Carell and Vaughn. Should win: Steve Carell, the guy is a comedic genius and was spectacular in 40 Year Old Virgin What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Steve Carell BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen & Romany Malco -- "The 40-Year Old Virgin" (Universal Pictures) Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott & Jessica Simpson -- "The Dukes of Hazzard" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Jessica Alba, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans & Michael Chiklis -- "Fantastic Four" (20th Century Fox) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson & Rupert Grint -- "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson -- "Wedding Crashers" (New Line Cinema) Thoughts: An eclectic list of nominees in another weak category. Should win: In a two way race between the Fantastic Four and the crew from 40 Year Old Virgin, three words seperate them: Michael F'N Chiklis What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Owen and Vince (the Ben and Matt 2k6) or the Dukes BEST VILLAIN Cillian Murphy -- "Batman Begins" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Hayden Christensen -- "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" (20th Century Fox) Ralph Fiennes -- "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Tilda Swinton -- "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" (Disney Pictures) Tobin Bell -- "Saw II" (Lions Gate Films) Thoughts: Another solid category, however I would say that both Fiennes and Swinton shouldn't be there and instead Ian McDiamrid and Julian McMahon should be. Fiennes especially since Voldemort didn't have a huge part in GOF and would be more deserving as we get into Order of the Phoenix Should win: Hayden, while the performance was well SOS, it's more a lifetime achievement for the Sith in Black What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Unless the SW Fanboys get out the vote Saw takes it. BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE Andre "3000" Benjamin -- "Four Brothers" (Paramount Pictures) Isla Fisher -- "Wedding Crashers" (New Line Cinema) Nelly -- "The Longest Yard" (Paramount Pictures) Jennifer Carpenter -- "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" (Screen Gems) Romany Malco -- "The 40-Year Old Virgin" (Universal Pictures) Taraji P. Henson -- "Hustle & Flow" (Paramount Classics) Thoughts: No comment other that any MTV produced film should be barred from nomination due to conflict of interest, also I'm surprised that Ashlee Simpson didn't make the list for her part in what was that movie again? Should win: Isla Fisher, no reason What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Nelly or Andre 3000 BEST HERO Christian Bale -- "Batman Begins" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Jessica Alba -- "Fantastic Four" (20th Century Fox) Daniel Radcliffe -- "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Kate Beckinsale -- "Underworld: Evolution" (Screen Gems) Ewan McGregor -- "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" (20th Century Fox) Thoughts: Damn one of the best categories this year, but dump Alba for Mickey Rourke as Marv Should win: Ewan, again for an achievement for the character, however I had trouble not voting for Kate Beckinsale What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Christian Bale SEXIEST PERFORMANCE Beyoné Knowles -- "The Pink Panther" (Sony Pictures) Jessica Alba -- "Sin City" (Dimension Films) Jessica Simpson -- "The Dukes of Hazzard" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Ziyi Zhang -- "Memoirs of a Geisha" (Sony Pictures) Rob Schneider -- "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" (Sony Pictures) Thoughts: What the fuck is Rob Schneider doing on this list? Should win: Jessica Alba, the dance with the lasso 'nuff said What the MTV Mutants will vote for: It's a race between Alba and Queen Simpson of Ditzalot with Alba taking it in an upset BEST FIGHT Kong vs. the Planes -- "King Kong" (Universal Pictures) Stephen Chow vs. Axe Gang -- "Kung Fu Hustle" (Sony Pictures Classics) Angelina Jolie vs. Brad Pitt -- "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (20th Century Fox) Ewan McGregor vs. Hayden Christensen -- "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" (20th Century Fox) Thoughts: Another one of the best categories this year, each fight has its own merit. Though, the Kong/Rex fight should be on instead of the planes however I think it was more for iconic purposes Should win: Tough choice, but again Obi-Wan and Anakin take it What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Saber Duel BEST KISS Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger -- "Brokeback Mountain" (Focus Features) Taraji P. Henson & Terrence Howard -- "Hustle & Flow" (Paramount Classics) Anna Faris & Chris Marquette -- "Just Friends" (New Line Cinema) Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt -- "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (20th Century Fox) Rosario Dawson & Clive Owen -- "Sin City" (Dimension Films) Thoughts: Dud category this year, nothing more to say Should win: Brad and Angelina, because at the time it was the notion of are they, aren't they together and there was obviously attraction What the MTV Mutants will vote for: The pudding eating gay cowboys BEST FRIGHTENED PERFORMANCE Rachel Nichols - "The Amityville Horror" (MGM) Jennifer Carpenter -- "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" (Screen Gems) Derek Richardson -- "Hostel" (Lions Gate Films) Paris Hilton -- "House of Wax" (Warner Bros. Pictures) Dakota Fanning -- "War of the Worlds" (Paramount Pictures) Prediction: Is this a new category, because this is the dumbest category of all, I'd rather see a best soundtrack category seeing as this is MTV Should win: Carpenter What the MTV Mutants will vote for: Paris or Dakota, more than likely Paris however she gave a much more convincing performance in the sex tape.

Mike, the sandwich is called a Monte Cristo

These people should be taken out back and beaten with a aluminum baseball bat, preferably wielded by the reanimated corpses of Joe Strummer, Joey, Johnny Ramone and finally Sid Vicious.

It will be mine, oh yes it will be mine

It should be Nepotent semen

the sora in back looks like he hit a buffet of the monte cristo sandwiches they serve at the Blue Bayou at Disneyland

The way I thought is how I see "Creative" booking the secession, however if Heyman has the book for the genesis of the ECW resurrection then my theory would not happen.

Well if they do indeed go ahead with the ECW brand plan, then expect a rehash of the Shane Douglas incident at the end of ONS wherein the WWE Title would become vacant, thus allowing a tourney or a Cena v Flair title match with a Edge v HHH #1 spot @ SS during the Vengeance PPV. Flair could win at Vengeance and drop during the July SNME. It's a theory.

I went and saw Nemisis in the theaters and the first thing I said once I walked out was "KHAAAAN!!!!" Nemisis was horrible it was the Final Frontier of TNG. However, I'm waiting for the Free Enterprise sequel.

I'm surprised green day hasn't got a mention

Now if only they can bring the O&A feed out here and dump the shitbox "Jack"off format which they shipped the other rock station in Sacramento for when Howard left. Which would ironically bring O&A back to their Sacramento affiliate.

Count me in with the Grady Little hate

It's not bad it's like a liquid version of those coffee nips

I'm visualizing some sort of evil Predator scene where he grabs the placenta holds it high and then eats it

They all are pretty sweet, here's to a Jetson's "Jane get me off this crazy thing" figure in S.2

In series two El Kabong will be htting the stroke

The only thing that would get me to watch the Bonds show would be a montage of his at bats interspersed with his outbursts set to the Ultimate Warrior theme

At this point we should bust out the Crepes, Escargot and finish it with a nice vintage Bordeaux Oh yes, I went there

I say all of them