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  1. Darthtiki

    Paris does Paris

    You gotta wonder why she would marry someone with the same first name.
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    49ers "diversity" training video gets PR guy fired

    The class started to fall away in late 1996 read below certain personal comments are in (): MATIER & ROSS -- Davis' Big Birthday Bash Turns Heads (And Some Stomachs) - Phillip Matier, Andrew Ross Monday, May 5, 1997 San Francisco 49ers campaign manager Jack Davis' birthday parties are legendary for their abandon -- but none compared to the wild, Caligulan scene that went down at his politically packed, 50th-year bash Saturday night. ``It was like walking into a Mapplethorpe exhibit. It was so disgusting, I thought it was funded by the NEA (National Endowment for the Arts),'' said San Francisco Sheriff Michael Hennessey, one of about 300 revelers who turned out for the party. Others in attendance included District Attorney Terence Hallinan, state Assemblywoman (now California State Senator) Carole Migden, Board of Supervisors President Barbara Kaufman, and supervisors Leland Yee (now a California State Assemblymember) and Leslie Katz. Also 49ers' President Carmen Policy and Giants' Executive Vice President Larry Baer -- and about half of Mayor Willie Brown's top staff. (Brown showed up, but left for another engagement before things got crazy.) As we said, Davis' parties have long been newsmakers. Last year's birthday dinner made front-page news when D.A. Hallinan and residential building trade leader Joe O'Donoghue got into a dustup. No punches were tossed this time -- but it was a night to remember. From the moment partygoers stepped into the smoke-shrouded ballroom at the San Francisco Mart, it was clear they were entering the realm of the bizarre. To the right, a young man was being given a tattoo. To the left, another young man was having bells and fetishes sewn to his back and chest. On stage, male and female strippers gyrated to hard rock pumped through a sound system donated by Bill Graham Presents. At the center of the ballroom, booze flowed from the bar used in the alien disco scene in ``Star Wars.'' None of this, however, compared to the ``main event'' -- a ``blood and urine'' show in which a trussed-up guy had a satanic star carved into his back, then, as the blood flowed, he bent over and was urinated on by a leather- clad female assistant. What followed can't be printed in a family newspaper. (I have heard that it involved sodomy with a Jack Daniels bottle) All we can say is that midway through the act, Board President Kaufman made a beeline for the exit, moaning, ``gross . . . gross.'' Reached for comment yesterday, Davis said the party was put together by a committee of about 10 people, and even he found some of the acts ``a little offensive,'' but all in good fun. As for the ``main event,'' Davis said, ``That was when you could see the separation between the partiers and the politicians -- who headed for the foyer.'' Overall, however, Davis said he has no regrets. ``Most people said it was the best party they'd ever been to. And it wasn't anything compared to the after-party at my house.'' The the whole class thing crumbled when Eddie D went to jail and gave up interest in the team.
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    49ers "diversity" training video gets PR guy fired

    10-1 an unedited version will hit torrent or p2p by next week.
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    Goldberg Gets Own Show

    I watched this last night and have to say it's a pretty good show, very informative and goldberg is mostly narrating.
  5. Yesterday's Indy 500 with Danica. I'm a NASCAR fan and can't stand the indy cars
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    What players do you

    I'll break it down by sport: Baseball: Like: Eric Gagne, He's a Dodger, 'nuff said Paul LoDuca, He was a Dodger, he can hit and is a leader David Eckstien, Gotta love the little guy Adam Kennedy, Strong player Curt Schilling, Anyone who can go and throw in a playoff game on a busted wheel deserves legend status. Dislike: Derek Jeter, nothing personal,just never liked the guy A-Rod, Big-Contract Bitch-Slapping Bush-Leaguer Barroid Bonds, I'm a Dodger fan, plus I just never liked him Football: Like: Brett Farve, again like Schilling goes out the night after his dad's death and touches up the Raiders (albeit they sucked ass) for three td's, not to mention I'm a Packer mark Jerry Rice, the guy is a legend Tom Brady, this guy will be the second coming of Montana Michael Vick, Two Words: RON MEXICO! Dislike: Randy Moss, never liked him, never will Rickey 4x4:20 Williams, Dude, it's called two weeks notice Kellen "Evel Keneviel" Winslow, You have a multimillion dollar NFL contract, if you want to ride bikes off of crap go join the X-Games The Manning Sibilings: Peyton a/k/a "Javier Lopez" and Emily oh I mean Eli, whiny little bitches ah hell let's throw in their old man for good measure Basketball: Like: Brad Miller, good player Shaq, granted I am a Kings mark he's a class guy and is still pretty dominant Ben Wallace, fear the fro Tim Duncan, another class guy Lebron, again like most I thought he would be a flash in the pan but considering he managed to resurrect the Cavs Dislike: Kobe, granted he can play, but other than that I think is an immature little shit Steve Nash, other than the fact I think he looks like Mary Catherine Gallagher's long lost sister it's the fact that he makes mediocre teams great Amare Stoudemire, just can't stand the guy for some reason Sebastian Tellefair, just because your cuz is Stephon Marbury don't mean you're gonna be the next Lebron, Kobe or KG NASCAR: Likes: Dale Jr., he is the cary grant of nascar Dale Jarrett, Go Brown! Rusty Wallace, it'll be a shame to see him go Dislike: Tony Stewart, motherfucker gonna kill someone Jeff "Welcome to Wrigley Stadium" Gordon, respect him for his skill behind the wheel other than that a-hole
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    Best Character Progression...

    Agreed
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    Sign ideas...

    Lita = Mercedes Christmas Island I got this from the Ron Mexico nameRon Mexico Name Generator.
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    Ultimate Warrior shoot interview

    All your base belong to Warrior, PS Queering Don't Make The World Work
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    Best Character Progression...

    What about Cordy going from the uppity antagonist to Buffy's outside life into becoming a character who you cared about.
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    Goldberg Gets Own Show

    I hope someone tells him the if he's gonna punch out a window of one of the cars, to make sure it's stunt glass. Second if he's gonna drive one make sure it doesn't stall and flood.
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    Things in life that annoy you.

    I used to really shop Hot Topic when they carried the lounge wear like the girlie shirts and whatnot, now it's fucking mallpunk poser shit. Though if they have an SE Social Distortion Item I'll pick one up or a rare girlie shirt on clearance.
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    Well, I guess my boss is just out to get me now...

    Yeah, tell her to get an XM radio and stick it on 202. That should provide a lot of laughs. What's on XM's channel 202? I'm thinking O&A
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    Don't Fuck Her

    I gave her the bug!! Sorry, couldn't resist.
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    ECW One Night Stand matches announced

    I'm pretty sure WWE can use whatever song they want on the live airing and don't have to pay anything. But in all likelihood, if that happens, it would just get dubbed over on the DVD release because then they would have to pay royalties. You'd think that they'd budget for the music and have gone to the recording companies and worked out a royalty deal months in advance.
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    mp3 player shuffle

    Caress Me Down- Sublime Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious- Oi-SKALLMATES No Sleep Till Brooklyn - The Beastie Boys Paulina- No Doubt L'Odeur Animale- Hooverphonic Open The Gate- No Doubt Cold Feelings- Social Distortion Under My Thumb- Social Distortion Like A Stone- Audioslave California Sun- Riveras Badfish- Sublime Goodbye- Spice Girls Armagideon Time- The Clash Under My Thumb (Demo Version)- Social Distortion What Happened- Sublime Zombie- The Cranberries
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    mp3 player shuffle

    Caress Me Down- Sublime Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious- Oi-SKALLMATES No Sleep Till Brooklyn - The Beastie Boys Paulina- No Doubt L'Odeur Animale- Hooverphonic Open The Gate- No Doubt Cold Feelings- Social Distortion Under My Thumb- Social Distortion Like A Stone- Audioslave California Sun- Riveras Badfish- Sublime Goodbye- Spice Girls Armagideon Time- The Clash Under My Thumb (Demo Version)- Social Distortion What Happened- Sublime Zombie- The Cranberries
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    The soundtrack of your life

    Song to work out to: Line in the Sand (It's just a badass song) Song to make love to: Anything by Garbage, though 2 Wicky by Hooverphonic is nice Song to fight to: Don't Drag Me Down by Social Distortion Song to drink to: Ball and Chain by Social D Song to relax to: Erase and Rewind by The Cardigans Song to drive to:either Hey Pretty by Poe or Shadow on the Sun by Audioslave Song that reminds you of summer: Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince Song that most reminds you of a specific movie: Laid by James Song that makes you feel sad: Never Tear Us Apart by Inxs Song to play with your friends: Down with the Sickness by Disturbed Song that most reminds you of a girl you once went out with: Laid by James (Again) Overall theme song of your life: When the Angels Sing by Social D
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    Batman DVD's at FYE

    I loved the first Batman, though the second was meh, adored the third, and loathed the fourth
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    KROQ Weenie Roast

    Are the strippers, suicide girls?
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    KROQ Weenie Roast

    everyone except vince is on it tonight
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    KROQ Weenie Roast

    Cornell was off, the foos were great, cant wait for motley next
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    Kylie Minogue has breast cancer

    Unfortunate indeed, wonder if kotz will pull out a pink ribbon get well soon sig
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    Any SMF posters on Myspace?

    My sorry ass http://www.myspace.com/darthtiki
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