Matt Young

"For more on Haze and New Porn Order, visit www.summerhazeboobs.com. " That line/URL made it all worth it. Haha.

You guys listed all of mine already: Guitar Hero II, Okami, Oblivion, and New Super Mario Bros. I have not yet played Twilight Princess or Gears of War, unfortunately.

And there's my new gimmick.

I see that all the time... including an hour ago on Fox 11 during Married With Children.

Wait, what? I'm an ass for trying to make some money on eBay? That's funny when YOU HAVE AN EBAY ACCOUNT YOURSELF. But selling games is different because they are games. Right? PLEASE tell me the difference, I beg you. I told a customer MY opinion how the warranty sucks. And he tells me not to express my opinion. I didn't see a sign saying "Don't tell people what you think." Have you ever told someone in a store not to buy a game because it sucks? I am sure you have, which is exactly what I did. And if I can't sell it, oh well. I'll have a PS3 for myself. OH NO! I have a PS3! You spent $600 in an attempt to make $20? Clearly you're not the brains of TheSmartMarks.com. But he is the sexy.

I've been told my voice is pretty sexy.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but PS3s aren't exactly earning a profit on eBay.

But that would require... you know... following Mole around.

I'm picking up Gears of War and Zelda: Twilight Princess, both $40 this week at Target (and I get afriend's employee discount).

I was away. As you may have known if you'd read my surveys... I didn't say I read them. And man... If not even that display can bring out your heel side, I'm not going to waste energy pretending to not like you. I miss people being smek'd.

So many people in the 2007 death pool are fucked.

Jim Ross: "Randy Orton is like a Puma!" BAH GAWD A FUCKING PUMA.

I'll be watching.

I'm sweating. ON CHRISTMAS.

Who's playing online on the 360? I like this game a lot, but- coming from a 2K vet since the Dreamcast original- it seems a lot harder than previous games, even on Pro. No matter what, games are always close, and the final scores usually turn up a lot lower, as in the 40's for both teams.

Mother fuck. Bad start to Christmas.

Judgment Day.

God damn, Chave, we would hate to tear you away from filling out MySpace surveys so that you could be a heel in your thread, some 9 days later.

21... One of my lucky numbers.

To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Because you was untrue Rolling her around in the car that I bought you Baby, drop them keys Hurry up, before your taxi leaves Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute

Yes, I foresee it.

wish i made a mistake like that... No, you really don't. What she said.

I wasn't trying to be an ass about it. I was simply stating that it's nothing new, simply because I have a friend who works at KFC.