Matt Young

I have great weird dreams all the time, but this one involves a TSM poster. I went back to sleep after waking up following this dream, though, so I have forgotten some details. Here's a summary, anyway: The dream began with Trish Stratus and a few other WWE Divas being greeted by The Rock. It looked like they were in a trailer park, but The Rock mentioned that they were indeed in Africa. He was very emotional and said he was genuinely touched that his friends would fly all the way to Africa on "The Rock's plane". Since they did that, he felt that they should receive the original African piece of art that was given to WWE via The Rock, from the African fans. From there, I was suddenly a part of the group and the Divas were gone. Also, Carnival was with me. The Rock showed us the beautiful land of Africa as we crossed (surprisingly empty) fields and hopped fences to get to our destination. We finally got to a small village nestled in the mountains down by a river. Men, women, and children were all performing various tasks, as The Rock explained to me and Ethan that they had no currency, but rather they carried out different tasks to help support the community as a whole. After meeting some of the villagers, The Rock asked, "Hey, you guys wanna meet Stevie?" We said yes, when, to our horror, Rock walked over to the river. A crocodile (Stevie) had his head poking out of the water. The Rock petted it and it seemed to be receptive to affection. However, when it saw me, Ethan (Carnival), and Elton John (yes, he apeared out of nowhere) it appeared to be angry. The Rock tried and failed to calm it down, and then it started running toward us. Rock exclaimed, "Run, it's in attack mode!" Ethan, Sir Elton, and myself ran in different directions. I hopped a fence and figured I was safe from the croc. A while later, The Rock came back with Ethan's bandanna and Sir Elton's frilly shirt. Both were torn and soaked in blood. The Rock broke down and did some weird combination of crying, praying to God, and singing about how sorry he was to not be able to protect his friends. After he did this, we went back on the long trek to the air strip. We flew back home, but for some reason I went to my first house in Illinois. I entered, and my mom sat there with my sister (who has been missing in real life for 7 months) watching our old console TV. I asked my sister, "Hey, where have you been?" She replied, "Chillin'." Then I woke up.

You mean your relationship with that myspace druggie didnt work out? I am so shocked Um... I didn't say that, and I didn't meet her on MySpace.

Skies is great, Paper Mario was amazing, Fire Emblem, I traded in before opening. Tales of Symphonia, however, I preordered and acquired when it was released in July 2004. I don't know what drew me to the game, but let's just say I'm still playing it. It's the best RPG I've ever played (although I've only played them for a few years), and one of the top 3 games I've played in my 19 years as a gamer. The graphics are a gorgeous anime style, and the real time battle system is so much fun. Some people say the story is cliched, but I loved it, and I really cared deeply about the storyline and the characters themselves. Tales is only $20, so maybe you can get one of the other games along with it. Tales of Symphonia is the best game I've ever played for the GameCube.

What the... Marc Ecko's Getting Up got an 8.7 from Gamespot. I was sure that game would flop. http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/marceck...ure/review.html

I searched Yahoo and Google and absolutely nothing came up.

Even moreso than in previous years, Valentine's Day can suck my cyanide soaked nutsack.

Velocity: Gymini vs. Jobbers London Kendrick vs. The Dicks Mascrarita Sagrada vs. Octagon Tatanka vs. No Name Super Crazy vs. Nunzio Smackdown: Rey Mysterio vs. Sylvan Gregory Helms vs. Scotty 2 Hotty JBL/Finlay vs. Benoit/Lashley Matt Hardy vs. Simon Dean Angle/Undertaker vs. MNM/Henry

I have it. Other than tabbed browsing, it sucks. It's much slower than IE.

It beats Lance Storm's first e-mail response in 2000: Me: Shitload of words. Lance: Thanks. He did write more later, and responded to about 12 e-mails and comment board messages. He even wished me a happy 16th birthday!

You just suck. Use Boomerang Cutter, foo' - he's amazingly easy. And I've always found the originals to be more difficult. Some of those Wiley castles were obscene; especially that one where you start with two weapon energy capsules, yet you're better off not taking them, trying to fight the boss once, losing, then taking them when you come back. Course, I did find them easier then I recalled when playing them on the AC. The Wily castles are the only challenging part of the originals. And I don't have the Boomerang Cutter. I'm going by recommended order, which is Chill Penguin, Flame Mammoth, Storm Eagle, and then Sting Chameleon.

Thanks.

I'm actually enjoying the posting more than I'm looking forward to really "celebrating" Valentine's Day later on tonight. It's funny, because I was all upset when I was single these past 2 Valentine's Days. Bah... Single or not, I still hate this holiday, apparently.

Hilarious, but if only it were real.

Who looks like Austin Aries? I wish I looked like Austin Aries, pre-hard gay gimmick.

It's just a springboard huracanrana, AKA the West Coast Pop.

With the updated lineups which include Tool and Coheed & Cambria, I now favor Coachella over Bonnaroo.

what about Warzone and Attitude? Those games werealot of fun in their time. They just haven't held up well. You can throw in the 2 ECW games with those as well.

I've been eating cut up hot dogs dipped in ketchup lately, but I've been craving a chili cheese dog or, well, any Chicago style dog loaded with shit like onions, pickle, saurkraut, etc.

I haven't played this game much, but I noticed the games are a lot harder than the original Mega Man titles. I would beat at least one game on MMAC every day, but I can't even pass fucking Sting Chameleon on MMX1.

I got some today. Well, the diet kind, anwyay. It's nowhere near as good as Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, but it's not bad. The vanilla taste is stronger than the cherry.

Yeah, it's definitely been a hell of a lot funnier than his Oprah interview. And just for reference, it's beingreplayed at 11 PM pacific tonight, and 6 PM Pacific tomorrow.

He's on Inside The Actor's Studio now. I did not know about this before tonight.

I decided not to try to go to this, and I am satisfied with my decision.

There are more of these, but I have to find them. I actually only was able to get these when Sek had them on his hard drive. I posted them on TSM in either late 2001 or early 2002, expecting ridicule, but I got mostly positive comments. That probably won't happen this time. Pictures of me from right before an October 2001 WWF house show:

Yeah, but not until I get a 360.