Matt Young

I'm not opposed to advertising on uniforms of minor league teams- the Ontario Reign have a Toyota logo on the back of their jerseys, beneath the number- but what I saw tonight was too much. Their opponents, the Bakersfield Condors, had Carl's Jr./Hardee's star logos inside the numbers on their jerseys. I mean, come on.

I'd like it if we could get along.

That's fucked up, man. I'm not trying to make light of the matter, but it's like you and Andre the Giant are connected. He died of a heart attack when he went to France for his father's funeral. You were photographed by an Andre cutout. Now this. Seriously, though, I hope that family's luck changes for the better. That's some tragic stuff.

I went to the home owned by my mom's hot boss who wears no underwear and boyfriend who looks like Bobby Lashley and is a huge Saints fan. It was traditional Thanksgiving fare- turkey, ham, stuffing, yams, deviled eggs, pie, and other stuff I forgot. No cranberry sauce, though.

It's trying to tell you something.

Those are pretty fucking sweet. I'd sport them, but no man as white as I could ever don such footwear in public past the year of our Lord 1987 without risking serious bodily harm.

You'd really only need the monkey. Replace the dog with a child, an old person, a retard, Twisted Intestine, or Andy Dick and you'd still garner pretty much the same result.

They have always tossed in non-existent notes on GH. It is less prevalent on World Tour, but it still happens. The fucked up thing is that they add notes on most songs but leave one out on "Living on a Prayer", fucking up my timing.

That happened this past Monday? I often miss the last few minutes of Raw due to Terminator starting at 8 Pacific. I would love to hear that, though.

Indeed. I've mentioned before that I have been meaning to watch more games and learn about more teams through HNIC. I'm just either out on Saturday nights with friends, or attending ECHL games, so I usually only get to see the last period of game 1 between returning from the gym and leaving for the arena or wherever I may be going on nights when there are no Reign games. It's definitely a good thing to have available, though. There's no Reign game Saturday, and I currently have no other plans, so I will try to watch both HNIC games. Also, I need to check on the schedule for games on Versus.

Fucking sick finish in Denver. Hornets win 105-101. I only saw the last minute, but I wish I had seen the entire game. Instead, I was out of town eating turkey and ham and watching football blowouts in glorious HD. Side note: Even though the games sucked, I've officially been spoiled by HD football. I need to upgrade to an HD receiver for my DirecTV, stat. I'm officially with Marvin on the HD thing and nothing else). But back to the Nuggets/Hornets game, amazing stuff. From Carmelo's incredible effort to tie it at 88, to James Posey's clutch 3 to give NO the lead, to J.R. Smith drilling one from a fucking mile away, it was beautiful. According to the box score, the whole game was competitive. That single minute I saw exemplifies why I love the NBA. It's just unfortunate for New Orleans that they have some issues that in no way have to do with their level of talent, and that they won't be able to go any further than they already have under Byron Scott (coach being the problem; not players). If they had their shit straight, I truly believe James "Big Game" Posey would make the difference between last season's finish and an NBA Championship.

I'm vain because I pointed out the fact that every post I see from you criticizes me in some way. That makes perfect sense. Stop mentioning my name, particularly in a derogatory manner but preferably altogether, and the problem will cease. I don't think you will make an effort to do so, but if you choose to continue doing what you're doing, please don't try to falsely attribute your actions to any of my personality flaws. My numerous imperfections are not the reason you've come out of the ether to act like a jackass.

I was worried that DH had stolen my joke, but luckily, he had not. 1:46 of this video:

In the late 90's, I traded F-Zero X for the Nintendo 64 (which I got for free, and hated) straight up for a copy of Chrono Trigger. Huge steal. I never finished it, though.

Yeah, I get the NHL Network on DirecTV. Tonight's game was only the second Kings game they've aired this season, though.

He probably didn't call it that because, on previous occasions when Swagger has used it, it was called the "Red, White, and Blue Thunder Bomb" which is a nice play on the blue thunder bomb name that also fits with Swagger's "All-American American" gimmick. Coincidentally, Swagger is from Oklahoma and does the Oklahoma Slam on occasion, but that's where the similarities to Steve Williams end.

How many teams still have to unveil their 3rd jerseys? I thought the Kings were one of the last. I want the damn code for NHL 09. Evgeni Malkin got a hat trick and an asist against the Islanders. Good news for my fantasy team.

So it's back to Alabama, eh William? Man, I truly feel sorry for you and what you're going through. Not in the sense that I pity you, but rather that it sucks to see a good person such as yourself having to suffer through this. I speak from experience and from seeing it happen to others- many times, after you lose everything, you come out of it better than ever. It's all about having the right motivation and attitude, and I know you do. You'll be all right, man. Hope to see you back here soon.

Well, it seems like we have 4. I can play tomorrow until around 4 P.M. Friday, the same, maybe even through the night if I don't go to the hockey game. My weekend's pretty much free. The best part is that we're all in California, so we don't have to worry about pesky time zone differences.

Yayyy! Matt Young has posted the picture a week ago! Woooo, Matt! Everyone congratulate him! What an accomplishment he has achieved! Yaaay, Matt! You the man, brother! Wow, you really are inexplicably bitter toward me. The Matt Young hating fad peaked a few years ago. You're kind of late to the party.

I remember that one. That was around the same time as "Camera 6."

Yeah! First place for the month, bitches! Moved up 20 spots! *makes smug face*

Where can I watch the non-televised (in our area, anyway) Kings games on justin.tv?

Those. I just say we play through the whole game.