Matt Young

What are you talking about? I've supported them for the 14 years I've been watching baseball. Just because I was pessimistic about their chances this September, it doesn't make me any less of a fan.

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING! I scared my dog with my reaction, and then injured my mom while picking her up in a celebratory hug.

1-0 Sox on a Thome homer!

I'm glad you feel that way, and I wouldn't be crying either. But the timing of the statement is pretty bad considering, had the Sox not lost all 3 games in Minnesota last week, they'd be the champs now and wouldn't be playing in this game. It's also kind of hypocritical since you pointed out that the Twins are 2-7 at U.S. Cellular this season, but the Sox are 1-8 at the Metrodome. That being said, Danks is on fire so far.

That's not the best comment to make after we just got swept at the Metrodome.

Oh. I didn't know they had even done a coin flip. And if there was a coin flip, why would it matter who was leading the season series at the time?

FUCK paying $40 for that. I changed my band name about a week and a half ago, but never mentioned it. I may have th best one ever: Women & Children Die First.

Yeah, even as a Sox fan, I don't understand that. I'm happy about it, but I don't understand it.

Well, she pretty much said, "I'm your mother" at the end of last week's episode.

Mega threads are good in a lot of cases. CTDWAT and Pictures I Like are great examples of this. I do, however, agree with you, Cheech, on Campaign 2008. 'Tis a clusterfuck indeed.

It'll probably cost me hundreds of dollars for a ticket, but I'd love to see them play in L.A. You know they're going to.

Why is Roethlisberger smiling? he just threw one of the shittiest picks I've ever seen.

It must be, since you go out of your way to do it.

I didn't hop on any bandwagon, but thanks, Bulls, Lakers, Chargers, Packers, Sox and Dodgers fan! Thanks for reaffirming my point. All but the Packers are teams that play in my area (the 2 I have lived in throughout my life) except the Packers. And I became a fan of theirs before I had ever seen a Bears game, so that explains that. The Lakers and Dodgers, I actually followed before I moved out here, even. When Magic came out of retirement, I started following the Lakers. They're in a separate conference from the Bulls, so they're acceptable as my #2. With the Dodgers, someone from my high school played for them, thus I became a fan. They're in a different league from the Sox, of course. Man, short stack, you're like the music folder douches but in the sports folder. Elitist Napoleon complex havin' son of a bitch.

Oh, I read a couple posts saying, "This is cruel" and it made me forget that you're such a great fan that you'll forsake a local team to hop on the bandwagon of a perennial division winner that beat said local team's ass for a decade and a half. My mistake!

I was on Call of Duty 15-20 minutes before the update when mine red ringed. COD is cursed.

I've never considered suicide after a loss. And I can quote some of your Mets posts, if needed. This started when you questioned my fandom because I showed concern, which I have good reason to do based on the team's September performance. Let's just drop it, okay?

P.P.S.

Please, not the judgmental "this is what makes a good fan" crap again. P.S. Mets.

With the way they were playing before that inning, what reason did anyone have to think they'd come back. Even with the grand slam, the only reason the opportunity was there was due to the Tigers colossal fuck-ups.

*Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring and says they have signed the greatest acquisition in TNA history and they will be at the Impact Zone next week. Kurt Angle comes out and says he was the one carrying the company while Jeff was gone and he was TNA’s greatest acquisition. Jeff says that he spoke to AJ Styles and got Angle his medal back. Angle says thank you and tells Jarrett to get the hell out of his ring. He starts trash talking Jeff as he walks out. Jeff returns and says that he knows Angle wants him in a match at Bound for Glory and now, he’s going to get him. So, Jarrett vs. Angle is set for the PPV. *Matt Morgan and Abyss defeated The Rock N’ Rave Infection. Team 3D come out and run down a list of all the titles they’ve held. They issue an open challenge for a tag team Monster’s Ball at Bound for Glory and invite any team that wants to be beaten by 3D to show up. Abyss freaks out when they mention Monster’s Ball. *Awesome Kong defeated a female who’s name I didn’t catch. Roxxi, disguised as Raeesha Saied, attacked Kong until security broke it up. Saied appeared at the entrance tied up. *TNA Tag Team champions Beer Money Inc & Jackie Moore defeated LAX & Hector Guerrero. Guerrero is no longer LAX’s manager. *Sting came to the ring and said that Jeff Jarrett can serve some people, but not him. Sting said that Jeff called Sting to come to TNA at the same time Vince McMahon called him to go to WWE. Sting said he would have gone to WWE for the money but signed with TNA because he liked the brand, until he got to know some of the wrestlers. Sting showed a photo of Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard and said they taught him to have eyes in the back of his head. He showed a picture of Dusty Rhodes and said Dusty taught him not to judge a book by its cover. Sting showed a picture of Hulk Hogan and called him the greatest of all time. He then showed a picture of Ric Flair and talked about how Flair made him a star. He said Flair was a brother and a friend. He showed a picture of Samoa Joe and said it was a picture of someone who doesn’t know how to be world champion. He then showed a picture of himself and said it’s someone who will get the job done at Bound for Glory. *TNA champion Samoa Joe defeated X-Division champ Sheik Abdul Bashir. Joe tells Sting he is whining about respect and says he has his respect right here, and begins choking out Bashir again.. The referee reverses the decision so Joe loses by DQ. *Booker T defeated AJ Styles. Christian Cage came to ringside and prevented Sharmell from hitting Styles with a briefcase. Styles and Cage had a miscommunication, which led to Booker shoving Styles into Cage, then nailing him with the case for the win. WTF... I thought they booked Foley vs. Angle for BFG.

You guys know that's not all happening today, right? This update is just preparatory. That stuff doesn't hit till November.

Wow. Bitter, ignorant asshole much? I like you, but based on this, you're probably making a good decision staying away during the playoffs. Insulting their fans is a tad bit much, regardless of your feelings on the team. Bob, you of all people should be able to relate to the "oh shit we're fucked and all hope is gone" feeling.

NEW ROOKIE GRAND SLAM RECORD! Before this inning, I thought the Sox were fucked. But my reaction was like Scarface's reaction to seeing the room full of weed in Half Baked, just with more jumping.