Matt Young

Fucking 2 fumbles already. Luckily, the breaks are going our way. EDIT: Why you trippin', Tony Moll? FUCKING PENALTIES!

What was with the cowboy hat on that guy anyway?

Metallica's "The Day That Never Comes" is the song for MNF? Great, yet surprising choice. They went with Coheed and Cambria's "Welcome Home" for at least the playoffs last year. Somebody has good taste. *waits for music folder guys to rip me for my preferences* My prediction: Packers 24, Vikings 17.

Huh?

It's been up for a few days, but: IGN's review of NHL 09 (9/10)

I can't wait for a gif of Batista's reaction.

HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH! Jericho comes back from the dead!

Jericho winning would be cool, but Punk losing the belt after 2 months is bullshit.

Rey has newly tattooed breasts.

Rey's Aztec mohawk CONCEALS RAZOR BLADES WITH WHICH HE WILL CUT THE FACE OF KANE FORCING HIM TO PUT THE MASK BACK ON!

The title is vacant. No, it's not.

How does that make Triple H a 13 time champion?

says that to me too yet im watching it live It doesn't work for me in any browser. everyone in the chat is saying it doesn't, either.

It says, "Not Broadcasting".

Nope.

No sense in risking anything against the Chiefs, who they could likely beat with their entire second squad out there.

Pour some 'Tussin on it.

What? I ahven't watched a Dolphins game in years. Since when do they wear white at home? They've been wearing white at home for as long as I can remember. Most warm-weather teams wear white in September, and the Dolphins and Cowboys do it all year long, I think. Favre's still got it, huh. I knew the Cowboys did. It dawned on me (half asleep) halfway through the first that, oh yeah, Miami's hot.

What? I ahven't watched a Dolphins game in years. Since when do they wear white at home?

Did you actually join the league? And man... I still can't believe I couldn't challenge that bullshit Schaub TD pass.

Yeah, I don't really want to drink with you. I want to hang out and drop acid with you. I used to be able to drink a shit ton of vodka, but I rarely drink anymore, so 10 shots or rum in 1 hour is a lot for me.

Tonight, I fuckin' wathched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for the first time. Brilliant fuckin' movie. I was under the influence of 10 shots, 'bout twice my current limit. I kept wishing I was hangigin' out with Milky, living this for real. Then I fuckin' turned on ESPNews, and saw fuckin' Jonathan Coachman. FUCKIN' JONATHAN COACHMAN. I ate a whole Subway chicken teriyaki sub and never sttopped leaughin'. Fuckin' surreal, man.

Look at the registration date.

Also, that post contained a decided lack of spelling errors.

He didn't hit himself with the bat. He just hit the bat. It was stupid, but not nearly as stupid as the way you worded it made it sound. Also: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK FUCK TAINT RIMJOB BLUETOOTH MEECROB PASTRAMI FUCK