Matt Young

Spoiler on Tomko's future:

Thank you! This is just one reason I'm glad you're the new mod. 909 has done a lot to improve the wrestling forums, but since he mods the whole board, it's nice to have someone focusing just on this one subsection.

It was posted, but it wasn't determined for sure that he'd require surgery until now. :(:(

Thanks so much, Anakin. After seeing TDK, I tried PMing you about some comics, but you had PM's disabled. I checked this forum, but it must have been before you created the topic. I have a lot to catch up on. What is the proper reading order for the Civil War storyline?

Ortowned.

OlympicSlam on WrestlingGames.com, not necessarily on here.

Whoa. My mind is seriously blown. You're Jerome Drake/OlympicSlam, dude who posted with me at WrestlingGames.com like fucking 7-8 years ago? We used to talk on AIM and shit back then.

Before anyone asks, it's only the PS3 version.

Good choice.

Ryu and Chriswok (and Brooklyn Zoo if he got the game) still need to join, but the rest can start playing whenever. I'm available most days, during the day. As for the evening, it depends on the day of the week.

Whoa to HarleyQuinn and Kahran Rasmus. The Patriots, like 'em or not (and I don't) are the best team in football and it would take a catastrophe for them to finish with less than 12 wins. The Packers at 8-8? Are you kidding me? They were 13-3 last year and remain mostly unchanged, aside from the Favre debacle. Unless Aaron Rodgers has a Ryan Leaf-like year, they're good for a 10-6 record which will likely win them the division or if the Vikings exceed expectations, the wild card. Bunch of pessimists around here. I'm not willing to gamble on my Packers since Aaron Rodgers is an unproven commodity over a full season, but quote me on this: If the Patriots win fewer than 10 games without Tom Brady being injured, I'll quit the board forever.

Or he's dead and everyone takes turns pinning his dead corpse for 20 minutes. Kane would probably get an extra special kick out of that. As opposed to his living corpse?

So, other than Mickie, to whom she lost the title, Beth's only other losses have been to Maria and Kelly. Damn.

Keanu Reeves = terrorist?

Speaking of opportunity, if he misses some time, they could really elevate the guy who puts him on the shelf, assuming they run an injury angle.

Dubq, this is the perfect thread in which to post pics of your sleeve! I tried the demo last night. It wasn't mind-blowingly awesome, but it was really good. And it seemed like, based on the clips shown after completing the demo, that the level we were given was the least exciting of all. So the full game should be amazing.

-C.M. Punk vs. JBL. -Batista vs. Kane. -Santino Marella vs. Kofi Kingston for the Intercontinental Title. -Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly All announced for tonight. The weird thing is that last week, I had a dream in which Kofi beat Santino for the title, 8 days after losing it, which would be tonight.

But strafe only works on Rookie or Pro.

The details are somewhat foggy now. I should have written this all down, as I recalled everything vividly upon waking. But I had a dream in which myself, Santino Marella, some woman who was apparently his girlfriend, a human version of Butters from South Park, and a human version of Clyde from South Park, along with several random other people were all in a hotel suite. Everyone was drinking and smoking pot. Santino was being his usual self. I really wish I could remember quotes from the dream. Somehow, after being sent to bed, Butters was sexually molested by an unknown assailant. I ate some delicious Chinese food, but ended up having to shit 3 times. The third time, I was shitting and trying to fend off some elves with knives at the same time. When I got out of the bathroom, Santino and friends were watching a movie about an asteroid hitting earth and causing an apocalypse. Somehow, that morphed into a news broadcast. So shit was really going down. Everything was dark and destroyed. Outside, there were these large translucent creatures who looked like a combination of the aliens from the Alien movies, and some sort of lobster type deals. Everyone was trying to find safety, while Santino wanted to go to "Dunka the Donut" (Dunkin' Donuts, of course). Apparently, Santino and his girlfriend were both shrimp people- like centaurs, but with the bottom/horse part being that of a shrimp. I guess the aliens were only after the shrimp people. The dream ended with one of the aliens first getting Santino, and then his girlfriend, scooping them up in their jaws as blood splattered everywhere.

From Cuddly Brown Teddy Bear to Lazarite Ass-Kicker: The Tale of Justin Baisden

AIDS R.I.P. My 4th favorite poster. Incidentally, that reminds me. Where has my least favorite (non-retarded) poster been? Incandenza.

We's gon' get raped.

And why is it STILL being questioned as fake when the source - WWE - was given? Because, as much as it pains me to say this- the rest of the board isn't wrong. Most posters in the WWE forum are stupid.

No one can hate The Spoon.