Matt Young

This is majorly true. I'm a very fat and overweight person and will willingly hit people who give bad excuses for it. We are like we are because of our own actions. What the hell are you talking about? You may be chubby (hard to tell from the pics) but you are far, far from approaching "very fat".

Nighthawk is right, Matt. Chewing tobacco is just filthy. You don't want to be known as a tobacco-chewer, do you? No. I said I tried it a few times, years ago. It was certainly never a "habit" by any means. I don't even use tobacco anymore, period. I haven't smoked since May 11, 2007.

I'll play Texas and Boise State. Those games, along with Fresno State, should make up my non-conference schedule for the next 2 seasons.

I've been wondering- who calls it "filling"? Pies have filling. Sandwiches do not. Must be a term common only outside of America. That being said, I will usually go for the sweet onion chicken teriyaki, tuna, Italian BMT, Subway club, or cold cut combo on wheat, jalapeno, or Parmesan oregano with pepperjack cheese, lettuce, onions, bell peppers, and jalapenos. Red wine vinaigrette dressing goes on the latter three.

12 pack of Miller Chill. Before that, a ticket for The Dark Knight.

It still says you're 0-1 for me.

As far as I'm concerned, if I run it, you can have the Browns. But I have a feeling with the reaction when I brought all this up before, it may be messy.

But that's the reason most are. Either massive food consumption, constantly eating really unhealthy stuff, or both. Of course there are glandular disorders as well. I'm not hatin' though... I used to be fat.

if we're calling teams, I want Green Bay, but I guess we should all decide on how to determine teams when 2 people want the same squad, such as VX and myself. I say we should just play for them. But then the losers would be stuck with shitty teams since everyone else will have chosen.

Campus Legend is great because I can finish a game in 15 minutes. The high school portion was nice, too. The only thing that really sucks is the lack of commentary.

Due to PK's now deleted thread and the fact that we're less than 3 weeks out from release, I think we should figure out who's going to run the Madden league. As I said before, I would be a good choice. I'm on every day, and I have plenty of experience running past leagues various 2K Sports games. I'm also running an online dynasty for NCAA, so I'm familiar with the EA Sports league setup.

I chewed a few times while on a train (when I still smoked, of course). It was highly unpleasant when I accidentally swallowed some juice, but the buzz I got off Skoal was like my first cigarette times 50. Enjoyable for what it was.

NSFW: http://www.ultimate-celebs.com/free_photo/...ecretary-nn.jpg

I did alright on Heisman, so I'm okay with the difficulty for now, but All-American's good, too.

True, but I still really like that picture.

Scanned from my new Maxim: I just had to share that.

My best friend's husband's name is Jim Gray!

Was it ever said why Sandman was released?

It was just extra frustrating since the other 2 times it happened, I got a message and checked the guide. I know that happens sometimes. today, I didn't do that. But the third time was a charm, and the game just got finished. So it's all good for now.

Okay, that's cool, Agent. That is if I'm still in this dynasty. Why wouldn't I be? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FROZE ON ME AGAIN! This time while I was winning in the 3rd. I'm giving this one more try. If it freezes again, I'm dropping out. Sorry Broward.

2 things. 1. Broward, you are a sadistic fuck for putting this on Heisman. I've never played a football game at the highest difficulty. 2. It's going to say I started my game twice. Why? Because it froze. 3rd time that's happened. I scored a TD, kicked the extra point, and then after the following kickoff..... It just stuttered and then stuck right there.

I'm game. Also, I am glad I included my name in my created dynasty. Its' unlikely that someone else would choose the exact same name I used.

The FCS teams are just a joke. I edited my non-conference schedule in my own dynasty so as to not play them, but dudes in other online dynasties which I am in are getting 125-0 victories in 6 minutes quarters.

Who doesn't? Even if the show hadn't been great, which it was (I know this is all beside the point, but bear with me) has anyone else seen Gillian Anderson's topless scenes in that one movie no one's ever heard of from 2007? Dream come true. Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest niggas on the planet according to Rick James.

You need to keep incorporating the Joker lines randomly.