Tiffani Malibu

I posted it in General Chat, in the pictures thread, Banky. I guess I can post it here too, right? If not I'll take it out. I know it's a silly pic, but it's one of your favorites Banky. I thought you might like it on here. -Tiff

Right. I understand this is only the internet, but you're telling me I'm not the person in the pic? I do even have more than one that I have posted, taken via a webcam. I'd gladly post all the pictures I have uploaded but I don't want to seem like some girl with an ego to feed. Don't go judging before you know details Mole. -Tiff

This is kind of a silly pic of me, but I was joking that I'd put it up in No Holds Barred. At least here maybe someone will appreciate it. It's not my best picture, but just a fun and goofy one.

I'm sorry about that, DawnBTVS. Banky, I don't know why you're telling me to have sex with random message board people. Though it seems like the perfect time to break out the "tongue pic" and tease ya'll. -Tiff

Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff IDRM made Banky the kinky bastard he is today. If you wanna love Banky, you must love IDRM. Banky even gets you permission to have wild, unadulterated sex with a doggy bone. The three of us shall rule forever. I don't have anything against him, it was just his name that made me think twice. You are the one who brought me here hun, so if you say he's one of your "boys", then I'll side with him as well. -Tiff

I know you do Banky. No need to remind me so much. -Tiff

Hey hey hey. If you like Banky you have to like me. People used to say we were gay lovers. Well it appears I've learned something new today I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of his friends on the board. The name just rubbed me the wrong way. I would offer to change my vote if I could, but I don't know if I'm allowed to vote yet. -Tiff

I've posted a picture of myself in a "What Do You Look Like" thread? Is that enough proof of identity? I really don't know how else to tell you. I'm not familiar with quite a few in the tournament, I just thought I'd contribute. I understand if you'd rather not use my vote. -Tiff

How do I do that? -Tiff

Oh my. DawnBTVS, I voted for you in that tournament because I was under the impression you were a girl! I had voted for the posters that were obviously girls (like Canadian Chick), since we're the minority and all. I feel so bad now. I'm sorry if I offended you. -Tiff

I appreciate it, thank you, but you don't need to compare yourself to me. We're all unique. -Tiff

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with everyone here, but is it OK if I vote? Agent of Oblivion-I'll try to hook you up with that friend of mine! Kahran Ramsus Nevermortal RavishingRickRudo Sandman9000 Lord of the Curry Tim Cooke CanadianChick-us girls have to stick together! TheGame2705-that other guys name just sounded gross. cobainwasmurdered Downhome Cancer Marney Anglesault Dangerous A DawnBTVS-just like Canadian Chick, us girls have to stick together! MarvinisaLunatic bob_barron The Dames-Seems like a nice person. He seems to enjoy giving us all a board to interact at. eiker_ir bravesfan HartFan86 Zack Malibu-Zack, you helped inspire my board name, I hope you don't mind me using it. Youth N Asia DrTom-doesn't want people acting stupid and wants them to enjoy themselves. He comes across as someone who wants best for this forum. Kinetic Memphis Kotzenjunge Brian Big McLargeHuge Ace309 Banky -thank you for telling me about this place, I'm having a lot of fun here. MrRant

Dames, I tease him constantly about his "identity crisis". I love him to death, but if you think he's fussy about names, you should see him when we go out to dinner. Still, he's my Banky, by any other name . -Tiff

I had put this up in the NHB folder, but now I see you have a thread for it. That is moi, taken just a few days ago.

I don't understand it myself. How can one think that by making up some fake identity on a message board, they will magically become funny? Bruce, if you weren't liked before, or weren't found amusing in the past, why would you think that would change? Why are you so persistent in impressing people on a computer? Personally, an argument over the internet is a waste of time. Find a hobby if you don't like it here. -Tiff

*sigh* I knew someone was bound to get pushy with wanting photos. I will post this once for everyone's viewing pleasure, but so help me if I get random messages of "GOSH, you're SEXY!" I will scream. Be mature about it. -Tiff

harlot You are simply jealous of the fact that I am a beautious creation of God, while your actions have caused you to endure a life of misery. Had you not called me names like some ten year old at the playground who can't wait his turn, I might have posted a picture of myself so that you might crack a smile once in your pitiful existence. Sadly for you, I don't find you worthy. Preach all you want, Judas. My beauty is my blessing. My radiance is the way. -Tiff

My apologies, I do not. Though several of my friends seemingly meet some of that criteria. One in particular just got out of a four year relationship, and wants nothing more than great, no strings attatched sex for now. I can forward your resume to her if you wish. -Tiff

Why should people be so shocked that a mature, intelligent woman like myself finds solace with the most entertaining man here? Banky and I are just two individual pieces that come together as one greater entity. Though I'm sure most of you like the idea of a woman on top. -Tiff

I must bid farewell to all those who have shown me a warm welcome tonight. For now I find comfort in my dreams and the stars above (as well as the one next to me). -Tiff

You're God? Honey you aren't even Bruce Almighty. And at least he's got humor to fall back on. -Tiff

You speak of me as a whore!? I understand this is a No Holds Barred section of this website, but where do you come off saying that? I came here at the request of Bankywood to have a little fun, and all you talk about is God this, whore that. Your a mean little man, hiding behind his monitor. You're nothing more than a wallflower at a club, a guy who spends his Fridays cruising the downtown scene looking at girls 10 years your junior. Sickening. -Tiff

I came here for entertainment tonight. A night out with the girls at the coffee house, a nice day of jogging in the morning and work in the afternoon tomorrow. Yet in the meantime, all I see is hatred and religious spew? I would assume Choken is attempting to start a Koresh-style cult against Banky and myself, but he's not that capable. -Tiff

He is not my father. That is the only man I was birthed from. While his taste is apparently excellent, he is of no relation I'm sure. But I shant speak of relations in front of you, given that these rumors of lewd conduct persist. -Tiff

Oh no, a "religion finder". I've met one like you before. That one didn't last long. Seemingly, your incessant preaching against Banky and our ilk is falling on deaf ears. People love a witty man. And people (most on this board, seemingly) love a good woman. Tonight, you've got two for the price of one. And the sale isn't ending anytime soon. -Tiff