Tiffani Malibu

Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!.

Just one zero is a sufficient enough description of him.

Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean.

^Should join M.E.

You're alive and well here, Jay. Just like Jason Todd.

Agreed. You'll fill the excessive smarkiness qutoa quite nicely. As it stands now: Head Bitch In Charge: Tiffani Malibu Company Hitman aka The Left Hand of Power:Ripper Creative Counsel and Right Hand Haiku Man:Chave Smark At Large:Shooter Jay Mistress of Espionage/BI Defector:Miss Mattitude

... You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny. How dare you compare me to the "other Malibu". Disgracing my good name by being affiliated with your ilk. If you truly believe that, then you should be in Arkham with the rest of your ilk. And Timothy Dalton, Zsasz? I've got news for you: Rocketeer > Bond

See that, Banky. You've overlooked true talent. You missing out on Ripper is equivalent to Vince McMahon feeling that Low-Ki can't work the WWE style. I see some others lurking. What do you have to offer, people?

Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that. Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

That's a good attitude to have. And women love a man who's good with poetry. Just FYI.

Sloppy seconds? Banky is always first to hit all that shit. Besides, you better get a check up, I've heard rumors about Tiff havin' the clap. The only disease around here is you. Plaguing the board with your elitism. IDRM got out while the getting was good. There won't be a Phoenix to rise from your ashes, because it's wings have been clipped. M.E. is taking over.

You know Ripper, there's an opening for you.

And shouldn't you be dancing around the house with a sheet over your back, pretending to save Commisioner Gordon?

Well, I just got off... My flight. Miss me?

I don't prefer either. Banky isn't Zack Malibu either. -Tiff

What word would that be Nancy Drew? I suppose these obscure pop-culture references are supposed to be funny, but they seem so forced they lose any aspect of laughter they are supposed to elicit. Stop trying so hard. Oh, and the word was "fellas", fella. -Tiff

Excuse me for not being a 40 year-old man posing under different personalities on an internet message board to amuse...himself Fucking sad. Eagan, as stated numerous times, I am not Banky under an assumed name. Keep fooling yourself if you wish, but you've been told otherwise. -Tiff

I like how you use me to apparently "get even" with Banky. You don't like him, we know. We don't care. Drop it and move on, child. -Tiff

Oh no, Eagan has insulted me. Didn't that thread get closed because you can't let things go? -Tiff

All I know is that Mole, the fellow who doesn't get along with Banky, uses that word a lot. I've yet to see anyone except him use it in the threads I've partaken in. Oh, and the name is Tiffani, thank you. -Tiff

Alcohol Fueled used the word fellas in one of his posts. Could be used as evidence to his identity. -Tiff

I hate to disappoint you, but I'm not using the name FBP. So I wasn't on much the last day or so, and all of the sudden I've disappeared? There is much more to do than sit on the computer, you know. -Tiff

Zack Malibu

Dangerous A, my vote was for good reason. Banky was a natural choice, and when given the choice of voting for Anglesault or Zack Malibu, I opted to go with the "namesake" of my own board name. It was of no offense to Anglesault, but I had figured Banky would take the tournament regardless, giving us cause for celebration. Also, a Banky versus Anglesault final could have led to in-fighting that Bankywood Industries should not suffer through. -Tiff

I'm not sure, but if it is the case, I can see why. -Tiff