Tiffani Malibu

With a woman like me, sexual tension is expected. It's only human. -Tiff

I assume this was meant for me . Dames, you are a cute guy. You seem very sophisticated (from the picture I see of you) and intelligent, which I've gathered from the excellent job you do of maintaining order on this website. Plus, you put up with my Banky, and that takes patience. -Tiff

I couldn't answer that honestly, because I haven't seen that many of you in pictures. I have nothing to go on to judge. If I did, I could gladly say if I thought someone was attractive. -Tiff

Thank you, Dames. Chave, yes I'm a pretty girl on a message board. Why do some people find it so hard to believe? -Tiff

It's OK, IDRM. After the debacle with Mr. Rant my first night here, I've grown accustomed to not being totally accepted right away. -Tiff

Come now, KotzenStang. I know you've been attracted to me since Netmeeting, but no need to create trouble with Banky. -Tiff

I don't go showing off my booty for just anyone, Rats Milk. Excuse me, I dropped my pen... -Tiff

Now now, boys. No need to create dissension in the ranks. -Tiff

I think James Bond Jr. is trying to use his secret agent charm. Sorry, Mr. Zsasz. It's strictly business with us. Banky's the one who gets the pleasure. -Tiff

I can deliver the climax quite well, especially with inside jokes. -Tiff

I said you were beautiful, I just didn't think the jokes were funny enough. Yes, I'm sure he likes going off on you, even more then going off on everyone here. Now THAT'S a sexual pun. It would have been funnier if you debated my claim by saying "Where do you get off?", to which I could have said "On my waterbed, usually with some help from Banky." That would have been better, at least to me. -Tiff

I agree. No need to be subtle. Sex is just part of human nature. Last time I check, we're all human beings. At least most of us here are. I've run in to a few possible exceptions. -Tiff

I think Banky would inform you that I'm no less than a perfect 10, Mr. Zsasz. Though he's seen a side of me that I shall not reveal to you. Rest assured though, he's usually smiling, even when he's arguing with some of the posters here. -Tiff

I was the girl-next-door type, quite popular amongst my classmates but not a stereotypical "snobby bitch" type of popular. I won Homecoming Queen junior year, which was surprising to me. I had figured one of the drama queens (a nickname for those snobby, bitchy girls) would take it. When I won I got some of the phoniest congratulations in history from them, but such is life in high school. -Tiff

I'm going to ride you for that one, Banky. (wink, wink yourself) -Tiff

I wouldn't call it more work, Dr. Tom. I would just admit to enjoying being in control. -Tiff

This is a two-way street, Mole. I'm very sorry for your loss, and Tank Abbott, or anybody who has such little class to do what he did, deserves a banning. However, I would have taken up the issue personally with someone like The Dames, Dr. Tom, or another moderator of the site. I too would feel angered by his actions, but this was probably something best served to deal with in private with a mod. You only exposed yourself to more criticism, which I'm sure you did not want. -Tiff

You need to stop kidding yourself, Chave. You've only taken up with J*Wing because had you been allowed into Bankywood Industries, you would have been overshadowed by myself. Too bad, most men like working under a beautiful woman. -Tiff

Andrew, I sent you a message asking for a smaller picture for my signature. I'll take it whenever you have the time to make one for me. -Tiff

"Standing Still"-Jewel.

You're so cute when you defy authority, babe. -Tiff

Out of the few annoying posters I have seen during this past week since I started coming onto this site, that person seems to be the worst of them all. -Tiff

You'll eat those words once we make you our maid and let AM The Kid bark orders at you. -Tiff

Then he should be our maid as well. Put him in a black and white lacey number and have him clean up Agent's ashes off my carpet. -Tiff

Well I'm certainly not cleaning it up. We'll need to hire a maid and give her/him a more elaborate title to fit in with the rest of us. -Tiff