Narcoleptic Jumper

That's a PROBLEM?

it's all over Andre. I can't even imagine how he feels right now. this is truly the end of an era. pete may have won more slams, but no one loved this game more than Andre. he's a bonafide legend and I'm going to miss the fuck out of him.

wow Becker finally woke up. those were some intense shots he hit. it looks to be all over now.

Yeah, seriously. After the last two matches Andre has played, this is just completely boring and uneventful.

No, they've had that feature for a few years now. But this is the first year that they've actually implemented it into the game. Players can now "challenge" a call and they show the animation on the big board to determine the "truth". I would really rather Andre not go out to a scrub like this Becker character, but I just don't see him winning this match. I was really rooting for Baghs to win the other night. It would have been a fitting end to Agassi's career. But no, we have to watch Andre fall apart against this loser. Ah well.

LOL. Right. You should tell him that. I'm sure he'd be thankful for you to enlighten him as to the condition of his own back.

If that's the way Deadwood goes out, with Al scrubbing a bloodstain saying "wants me to tell him something pretty" then well, I can live with that. brilliant finale.

I use Adium. It's beautiful.

uh, A.I. was fucking brilliant. probably will end up being the best thing the kid ever does.

once I get to college and am on a T1 with no download limits, this will be one of the shows I download in its entirety. I wish I had showtime just for this. Mary Louise Parker was my favorite part of Angels in America and this looks AWESOME.

well once you figured that out, that was when you buy a friggin' lightgun, like I did. that game ruled. I suppose my fondest memory was the whole hype machine and buildup and constant delays of WWF Attitude. that game was like some far off holy grail for me, I wanted it so badly. then I finally got it and it came on the very same day in the very same shipment as my lime green iMac that my dad finally bought for me. that was an awesome day. and I loved the game and played the shit out of it, even though most people hated it. in retrospect that whole game engine was terrible but oh well. fond memories...

my answer to this would be The Giraffes.

I just want to say that "Natural Born Killers" is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Oh, and I would dare to say it's Stone's best movie. Yes, better than JFK.

Pretty hilarious movie. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Gary Cole, and Sacha Baron Cohen were all in absolute fine form. I also actually found Molly Shannon to be hilarious as well, which is a first. I usually find her totally annoying. All of the supporting "serious" characters were really terrible. Meaning Amy Adams (who had one good scene at the end), Michael Clarke Duncan (who was just plain awful), and whoever played that villain guy. Man he sucked. The movie just had a tendency to take itself too seriously at times. But I was laughing quite hard throughout a good portion of this movie. I recommend it, but it's definitely not as good as Anchorman which is a fucking classic.

what's this about Broken Social Scene breaking up??? anyway, when I'm high I listen to whatever music I like when I'm sober, because it usually means that I just like it more.

maybe if they ever do a film version of The Dark Knight Returns, he wouldn't actually be a bad choice, given the right director.

This movie sucked so much. I cannot fathom how a rational human being can think it was a better movie than X2. I'm just going to try and forget it even exists.

I would pay $299 for a Wii. Calling it an "overclocked Gamecube" is a ridiculous statement. In terms of graphics, sure, but who gives a shit about graphics? Wii games will play like nothing we've ever played before. I hope, anyway.

so I fully expect the third film to be entitled "The Dark Knight Returns" giggity giggity giggity

absolutely not. I think she's hot as hell. I don't know what Louie was smoking when he said she USED to be hot. My favorite line I've ever heard on Entourage was uttered by Jeremy Piven last night: "I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I never knew you were a cocksucker." pure (ari) gold.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

I know you're not asking about this, but it just bears mentioning: do not EVER get satellite internet.

I was watching Sideways very drunk late one night and two scenes just turned me into a blubbering pile of tear duct: the scene where Miles and Mia are on the porch talking about why they love wine (god her monologue is one of the most beautiful scenes I've ever seen) and also the ending where he sees his ex-wife at the wedding and she tells him she's pregnant with her new husband's child: Paul Giamatti's acting in that scene literally ripped my heart into five pieces. amazing movie, one that gets better every time I see it.

oh I assure you, we're not the only ones.

my favorite Skinemax girl was Amber Newman. I think that was her name anyway.