Murmuring Beast

Do I have to?

What about Iraq?

Way to ruin the joke, Shuttlespeed.

Why?

Nice belt.

It's Ray, but how good was the album. Probably just sappy sentiment. In a sense I'm glad Brian didn't win it. He doesn't need medals

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I don't own an American television.

StevieRichardsSU: *smiles* Not very tasty, Master, to be honest....but good enough, if it pleases you IDrinkRatsMilk: Ah ha ha! *ejaculates, filling your womb with the mighty flow of Lucifer* Your belly will swell with my son. Do you relish the thought of carrying the Goat of Mendes? Of nursing the Shining One? Cursed art thou among women. Now feel your body soak with my demon seed. Do you feel it coursing through your womb?

Who are the anonymous posters on this board?

Hey Inc, I've been talking to this girl online for 18 months and we know each other quite well. I feel pathetic referring to internet chat, but we 'talk' for ages. I met her briefly for the first time on Friday and I really like her. Should I tell her I like her even if she's on the verge of rekindling a long term relationship and even though I'm physically and in some ways culturally inferior to her?

I know nothing about Latin music but surely there's better out there than an MTV album. This is just corporate back scratching.

The selections are utterly appalling.

I could never beat Motherwell away from home.

Cancer Marney should come back and marry him, even though she's a lesbian (??). They'd likely just talk all day anyway, agreeing.

Is Brian Wilson up for anything?

I am about three-quarters of the way through Morrissey & Marr: The Severed Alliance by Johnny Rogan and although he's obviously a good writer, the book isn't nearly as interesting as it should be. The writing isn't exciting and there's far too much on the heritage of Morrissey and Marr's family. He also gets a bit bogged down with the financial side of things, often repeating himself. He wants to say Rourke and Joyce were lovable idiots but never fully comes out with it. His critique of Morrissey's behaviour is good though as are some of the explainations of his lyrics. A good book, but I was expecting to have finished it by now, having borrowed it a couple of weeks ago.

February 13th: Today I posted in current events on the SmartMarks Forums. Gee, there sure are a lot of morons and idiots on there who disagree with me. -=Mike

Ok, ban him from everything except Current Events and ban everyone else from posting in Current Events so Mike can talk to himself. He obviously doesn't listen to anyone else anyway.

Mike is quite blatantly a politician in disguise. I think the Politician's name is Murmuring Beast. Seriously though, I don't think we should ban for Mike. As someone else said, he is good for a laugh and nobody takes Current Events seriously anyway. People only come here for Sport, Music, Hardcore and Graphics. The wrestling boards should be deleted. -=Mike

Failed Mascot was there?

In Championship Manager 3, Tonton Moukoko is the most ridiculously talented player ever. You can't sign him too soon from Djugarden because he's only 14 at the start, but get him when he's 17 and he'll hit at least 30 goals a season. I had him for Partick Thistle. I won five Premier League championships in a row. Sadly I didn't do much in Europe.

I only play Championship Manager 3. My machine can't take anything more. It was better back then anyway...

The Smiths: Strangeways, Here We Come I actually find this pretty good even if there's not much replay value to it. I even like 'Death At One's Elbow', which is apparently one of the worst Smiths songs ever. The Doors: The Soft Parade Considered to the Doors' weakest (?), I think it's not bad. 'Touch Me', 'Wild Child' and 'Wishful Sinful' are all vintage Doors. The over-production is really quite amusing but the title track is utterly ridiculous: their worst epic song. And Robbie Krieger, as much as I love him, should never sing. Television: Marquee Moon This is very good but I'm still a few listens off from thinking it's great or anything. Enjoyable regardless.

After The Goldrush