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Murmuring Beast

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  1. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    i'm with Barron here.
  2. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Why are you folliwng incandenza? Smegma He's my lover *Not in thread*
  3. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    This thread has run its course. Bye.
  4. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    After watching you post, I can see you invented the word faggot, too. I'm raking in the royalties.
  5. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Make me a Flaming Moe, will ya?
  6. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    You'll be missed.
  7. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Ali G invented the word Nevermind.
  8. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Ok, no more talk about cock.
  9. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    I suppose you could grow a seperate cock in a test-tube and then get someone to take the old one off and sow on the new one.
  10. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    foreskins Poonany. Nevermid.
  11. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    I get all these emails with 'restore your foreskin', that's why. I'm not sure how they'll manage it. There's quite a bit of stitching down there.
  12. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Kudos for the Ali G reference.
  13. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    and who's foreskin do you like to extract? I don't follow.
  14. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Now now Banky, it's common knowledge that I am cut.
  15. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    And that he will restore your foreskin.
  16. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    I am praying for humanity at this very moment.
  17. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    I have made a the odd Hitler salute in my time*. Of course, that makes me a staunch Natzee. *For the easily offended, the salute was meant in humour. I hope I won't be banned from your circle of friends.
  18. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Did someone mention CHICKEN wings??? LOLOLOLOJOKES2002!!!
  19. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Someone should make a Michael Moore joke. It's far too left wing in here.
  20. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    OMG PLAGIARISM^^^^^
  21. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    Shame I didn't write it.
  22. Murmuring Beast

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    America bless God! Wait...
  23. Murmuring Beast

    Slapnuts

    I think this should be pinned.
  24. Murmuring Beast

    Top Three Most Played Albums in Recent Weeks

    Morrissey: You Are The Quarry I've been addicted to his album for the last few weeks and I don't even own it. Borrowed it off a Smiths-freak recently. I love a lot of the tracks on it. Brilliant. Seeing him in concert helped sell it to me a lot, also. The Smiths: Queen Is Dead Another album I don't own. Brilliant from start to finish, except 'Vicar In A Tutu'. Hmmm! The Stone Roses: The Stone Roses Been trying to get into this highly acclaimed album. Not really feeling it just now, but still an enjoyable listen.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Nice snare drum flams on that song.
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