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Murmuring Beast

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  1. They could turn it into a cloning chamber. World Title Match: Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H vs Triple H BAH, GAWD, MOMMA, WHO'LL WIN THIS ONE?!!!
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    People that cry during movies

    I cried at the end of Mrs Doubtfire.
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    Kane's unmasking

    *shakes head* Where did it all go wrong?
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    Post funny pictures

    "Hot damn, Martha, we're just plain ugly. I sure hope Matt and Jeff don't end up with hair like ours."
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    Post funny pictures

    Predictable, but funny. "I guess cos you squashed Nash, son, that makes me number one contender, right?" "I'll squeeze a little tighter, shall I?"
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    50 reasons why Test > Benoit

    Jesus Christ, it's a joke. Go back and masturbate to Benoit.
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    Angle Injured Again last night

    In a really manly way, I love Kurt Angle.
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    Word association thread

    R. Kelly.
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    When did JR start to lose his mind?

    Poochie The Rocking Dog seems to think so.
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    Raw rating is in

    I don't have a clue what you are talking about, but yes, Sting Part 2 (!!!).
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    Raw rating is in

    You need to start off next week's Raw by having Kane come into to the arena and come across Randy Orton. BAM, right hand, knocking the guy out. He storms out to the ring, says nothing, and eventually Evolution come out only to get their asses kicked. Austin and Bischoff book a match in the main-event for next week: Kane vs Goldberg. Kane destroys Goldberg, but doesn't beat him because of DQ. Goldberg would win at Summerslam (not likely) and Kane (tweener) goes insane at the thought of someone holding the World Title instead of him. He retreats to the boiler room for months, building suspense and he comes back to compete at the Royal Rumble and wins it. End of Story = Kane mega over = Ratings.
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    Raw rating is in

    Not comedy - just good old fashioned brutality - him kicking everyone's ass. Forget all this "freaks are cool" crap. Have him beat up everyone he sees.
  13. Bearer should be brought back to try and bring Kane back from the brink of insanity. Suicide angle anyone?
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    Raw rating is in

    I think only the stupid writers can blow this opportunity. When you put your mind to it, there are loads of angles that you can make up that will make Kane look like a threat. Above: Kane vs Triple
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    Please help me out

    That's pretty damn fantastic.
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    Raw rating is in

    They should def. start a Kane goes nuts storyline where he just takes out everyone who tries to talk to him or laughs at him. The Triple H bubble is bound to burst sooner or later.
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    Lisa Guerrero takes over MNF sideline reporting

    LIE, CHEAT, STEAL?
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    Raw rating is in

    Next Week: Kane buys a gun ... and intends to use it. RATINGS WOULD ROCKET~!
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    Vince Injures Fan At Smackdown Tapings!

    Vince is paranoid. So am I? Who's there!!!
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    Raw rating is in

    Am I WWE writer material then? I say kill Linda too as well as Rikishi in a mile-high club incident and bring them both back as zombies. Linda wouldn't have to change her tone of voice for that one.
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    People that cry during movies

    I don't have the attention span to watch films ... hey, a blue car!
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    Raw rating is in

    They'll bring back Paul Bearer, but not Percy Pringle, have Kane kill him and thus delibrately get bad ratings and then have a reason to fire him. Vince Mode: Thanks for that Hunter - I'll give it real consideration.
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    Bad exercise/weight room experiences

    It should be called "Got Shrinkage?"
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    When did JR start to lose his mind?

    Certainly not Josh "Yet to hit puberty" Matthews. Later Days, Folks~ Peace out, word, etc.
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    When did JR start to lose his mind?

    JR: Still a good commentator, but reacting badly to the current content of Raw. Tazz: A good understanding of the matches, but annoying how he butts in when Cole is trying to call a move as if he wants to call it before him.
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