Murmuring Beast

Pat found that satisfying too. Too damn funny...

Bischoff + Vomit = RATINGS~!

They'll just slap a new logo on it and say HAPPY 2000TH ANNIVERSARY~! Vince, it's 200, not 2000. It's my company, dammit.

Incredibly right handed. Even though I play piano and drums, I end playing like a man with one arm. Whenever I make a fill on the kit, I just use my right hand and have grown accustomed to playing very fast with one hand, rather than with two. I find it very difficult to play complicated bass lines on the piano when playing a melody at the same time.

They probably couldn't tell the difference. At the end of the last conference... Vince : ... and that's why we need more lesbians. Any questions? JR: Can't we just fire one of those two minute warning guys. I can't tell the difference and besides, there in a minority. Minority = bad, Vince. Vince: He's right, get rid of the fat, black, Asian Bastard. Um, Jamal is it? Kevin, just check the back of his jersey and tell him he's fired. Oh, and I'm shagging his wife too.

WELL DONE~ God Knows, I should be at 2000 by now anyway. I've been coming to this board since it opened and beyond, but just never got round to joining. Murmuring Beast - Not A Newbie - signing out ...

I give Pet Sounds and Automatic For The People a whirl and I eat a lot too - whatever's in the house.

Was Show not at his heaviest in WCW? I heard he was announced at 525, and pics show that he could easily be 490.

I have to watch this tonight - that was incredible.

Thanks Love and Mercy.

This is how I would book it: Tie-up, Nash pushes Triple H into the corner and bails outside to the ring. Nash comes out to face Triple H, but gets whipped into the stairs. They go back in the ring and an early pin attempt from Triple H gets a two count from Foley. Triple H looks up at Foley with suspicion. Nash is still grounded so Triple H works the leg. Nash eventually kicks Triple H off, but falls to the ground upon getting up and Triple H applies the figure-of-four. Nash gets to the ropes and mounts a come-back. He whips Triple H against the ropes, misses the boot and Triple H comes back with the chop-block. Triple H applies a leg-lock, but when Nash gets to the ropes, Triple H refuses to let go and Foley kicks him off. Triple H squares up to Foley and Nash gets to his feet. Nash gets up, turns Triple H around and nails the sidewalk slam. Foley gets down for a two count. Nash stumbles across the ring and clotheslines Triple H over the top. Foley talks to Nash and Triple H finds the hammer under the ring and nails Nash with it when he turns around. Nash blades and Triple H nails Nash with the hammer on to the leg. Foley gets in Triple H's way and he gets the hammer too. Triple H takes the steps and drops them on Nash's legs. Foley is still down. Triple H drags Nash into the ring and throws a chair in to. Triple H low blows Nash and pedigrees him on the chair, but Foley is still down on the outside. Flair comes down to ringside with Earl Hebner, but a bloody Nash kicks out. Flair is pissed at Hebner and puts him in the figure-of-four. Foley comes back in the ring, breaks up the hold and kicks Flair out. Meanwhile Nash nails Triple out of no-where with the powerbom, but falls at the last minute due to the injured leg. Foley turns around, but the weak powerbomb only gets a two count. Nash is angry and goes for another powerbomb, but Triple H backdrops him and clotheslines him over the top. Triple H finds the slegehammer and goes after Foley again, but Foley nails him with the double-arm DDT on the outside. Nash tears off the cell door and looks up to the top of the cell. Nash scales the cage slowly with Triple H and Foley chewing each other out to distract the crowd. When Triple H looks up he sees Nash on the top of the cell. Triple H has no choice but to follow Nash up to the top and he gets there on top. Foley looks up, but doesn't fancy the climb. Nash and Triple H battle on the cell and Nash nails the big-boot. Triple H is down and the cell sags dangerously. Nash signals for the powerbomb and lifts Triple H into the air, certain to bring him down with a force that would break the cell, but Triple H, unbeknownst to Nash has torn off part of the cell and nails Nash square in the head with it. Nash blades again. Foley decides to climb the cell, and Triple H goes for the cover, but Foley says that he has to win in the ring. Triple H gets pissed and attempts to toss him off the side of the cell. Triple H low blows Foley and pedigrees him on the cell, which doesn't give way. All men are physically spent and Shawn Michaels's music hits. HBK climbs the cell with ease, rolls Foley to safety on the cell and Triple H gets angry at this. Triple H goes to throw Michaels off the cell, but as Nash recovers and goes over to meet the two men, HBK turns on Nash and nails him with the superkick. HBK tears off his shirt, revealing a referee shirt and counts the three. Triple H retains the title and a bloody Nash is left a top the cell, unconcious. Foley wakes up and realizes what has just happened. He asks HBK why he has done what he has and HBK punches Foley and throws him off the cell. HBK and Triple H climb down the cell, where they are met by Flair and Orton and the four celebrate. Carnage is around the cell as a bleeding Nash is still on the cell, his leg damaged and Foley is lying on the broken Spanish Announce Table.

Probably - that's about average weight for a female wrestler and remember Trish is a bit top-heavy.

The Tongan Death Grip is the greatest finisher in wrestling.

*Goes off to watch Royal Rumble 2001* Bah, gawd, it's Haku- one of the baddest men on the planet~!

A Train's submission move: Bear Hug Billy Gunn: Figure of 4 Big Show: Bear Hug Bill DeMott: 4 volume Best Of Hugh Morrus DvD set. Love and Mercy.

It was a joke

1 name: Haku

These are my estimates. 1)Rey Mysterio Jr. 5 foot 4 - 145 pounds 2)Spike Dudley 5 foot 10 - 150 pounds 3)Brock Lesnar - 6 foot 2 - 290 pounds 4)Eddy Guerrero - 5 foot 7 - 210 pounds 5)Chris Benoit - 5 foot 11 - 215 pounds 6)Undertapper - 6 foot 8 - 290 pounds 7)Hulk Hogan - 6 foot 4 - 250 pounds 8)Big Show - 7 foot - 450 pounds 9)Rico - 6 feet - 235 pounds 10)Michaels 6 feet - 185 pounds 11)Bill Goldberg - 6 foot 3 - 275 pounds 12)HHH - 6 foot 3 - 260 pounds 13)Vinnie Mac - 6 foot 2 - 230 pounds 14)Edge - 6 foot 3 - 220 pounds 15)Trish Stratus - 5 foot 4 - 130 pounds

I was so damn angry, I wrote something a bit stupid.

"You know what this company needs? It's own hardcore sex channel. I'll star with Stacy Kiebler in XFL." "What does XFL stand for, Mr. McMahon?" "Hell, I don't know, I'm just trying to get rid of these t-shirts and helmets discretely."

No, but Big Bird carried Nash to **** match in a dark match a while back.

When it drops to 3.1 next week, McMahon will blame the Wall Street Crash of 1929 and that the German audience has fallen due to loss of currency value in their native land.

I would mark for that angle for sheer joke value. Raw Scored a 1.3 rating this week, with Kane vs Kevin Nash in the main-event. Vince McMahon answered internet critics by adding more wrestling to the show and so made the match a 60 minute iron man challenge. After a quad tear in the opening minute from Nash, several commercial breaks were added to stall for time. The locker rooms were cleared in an attempt to detract from the awful in ring action, but a mass walk-out signalled the end of the broadcast.

No, you are all wrong. This is to do with Iraq.

His run with Austin in 2001 was awesome because: 1) Austin can sell a good angle 2) Angle was booked like a hero: never backing down to a challenge, never giving up, kicking out of finishers, showing a serious side to his mic-skills, was booked to be a leader. Of course, when The Rock returned, he looked like a doofus again. What can make Angle a great face?