Silence

How were some of you so easily fooled into thinking that WWE was going to let Benoit get a good title reign at Wrestlemania? If WWE didn't give Benoit a title reign in 2000, they sure as hell won't now because they obviously hate wrestlers under 6'0 who can wrestle, otherwise, Jericho would have gotten a better Undisputed title reign. Sure, they were pushing Benoit heavily not too long ago, but this is WWE we're talking about, aka "The bait-and-switchers" (referring to Benoit getting a good title reign at Wrestlemania and Mick Foley being booked into a match with Randy Orton only to leave the arena at the end of the night).

My beard is dark brown with red tints in it, but since I have blonde hair, my mustache is different colors depending on whether the lighting is dim (shows up darker in dim light) or really bright (my mustache shows up blonde).

Yeah, but then I'd be reminded of Buff Bagwell, too.

That ranks with the late Owen Hart's "He kicked my leg out of my leg" error after he turned on Bret after their match with the Quebecers.

Just ask Raven what he thinks about that. Sure he makes more money than Daniels in the indies because he's a bigger name, but if anyone's seen the treatment of Spanky and Paul London lately in WWE by jobbing to the FBI, most would say that they were better off in ROH. Besides, it's not like Daniels would get paid as much as say, The Rock or Stone Cold because WWE would keep him somewhere in the low mid-card and would refuse to release good merchandise related to him, so would there really be a difference between making an average amount of money in the indies and making an average amount in WWE, where he would actually be misused and limited?

Orton:"Oh no! Damn it, Ric, you ripped my leg off!"

Do you really want to see Christopher Daniels jobbing to Orlando Jordan on Velocity every week? Well....?

HHH:"Just in case you didn't know by now-uhhhh, Evolution has all the gold-uhhhhh! Myself, The Game-uhhhh, World Heavyweight Champion once again-uhhhhh! Randy Orton-uhhhh, Intercontinental Champion-uhhhhh! *Crowd goes to sleep* And finally-uhhh, Ric Flair and Batista-uhhhh, World Tag Team Champions! Evolution-uhhh has officially surpassed the Four Horsemen-uhhhh, and none of you lowlifes can do a damn thing about it-uhhhhh!" *HHH looks shocked at the crowd falling asleep*

How about this: Jericho=Styles JJJ=HHH Jericho's and Style's title reigns were both weak and they lost the titles to politicking assholes. The only difference is Styles hasn't jobbed to Michael Shane 3 weeks in a row like Jericho did to John Cena last year.

Or maybe someone loves kissing HHH's ass.

Whoa... Where the hell did that come from? Since when we're Flair and Batista in that much anyways? Did they replace a team or getadded in at the end due to their shameless kissing-up to Bischoff? It goes like this: Batista lost to HBK, got pissed, whined around to Flair, Flair fired him up, then they apparently talked Bischoff into including them into the Tag Team Turmoil so they could win the belts.

Which World Heavyweight Champion is worse: HHH or JJJ?

Another year of HHH as Champion, Evolution holding all Raw titles (except the Women's title), Kane's possible pointless face turn to feud with Batista, and Jericho being prepped to job as a face to Christian and Randy Orton......oh shit...

After seeing the look on Kane's face once the match ended, I think this is far from over. Unfortunately, I think it might mean a nonsensical face turn so he can feud with Batista.

Hell, almost all the matches weren't too great. Some here actually expected HBK to carry Batista tonight, but it was basically the same deteriorated HBK who can't have a good match without Jericho helping him along (excluding their Raw match) these days as all he did was punch, flying forearm, moonsault, elbow drop, and the Sweet Chin Music. Evolution having all the Raw belts is pointless considering that it'll never match up to the Four Horsemen and Hollywood (Hogan, not the filming site for movies) Hearst Helmsley has yet another boring title reign. I guess that kills all the build-up for Kane's unmasked heel monster run, doesn't it?

Also remember that since that time, Lawler just can't shut the hell up about Booker T being a past criminal. This coming Monday, he'll probably say things like this: *Booker T goes for the Houston Hangover that he rarely uses on his opponent* Lawler:"I think that's how Booker T escaped over the wall after he got out of prison, and he probably got drunk, too." JR gets fed up:"Bah Gawd, stop it, damn it! It's in the past, give it a rest, will ya?!?!"

I hope not. If it is, then Mantel and Russo together (if they work together as bookers, anyway, even though Russo talks like he hates Mantel) could create some of the worst shows we've ever seen and possibly kill TNA. Who actually wants to see Abyss shooting out flames for his entrance after he raises his arms or Michael Shane doing an unnecessary swerve face turn on Shane Douglas as TNA's "attempt" to get us to care about him, while Daniels, Sabin, Raven, Styles, CM Punk, etc. are still being misused?

Benoit's reign, however, would be looked at as the face version of Jericho's Undisputed title reign as a heel, and Benoit would eventually drop back to mid-card after losing the title anyway knowing WWE.

I have only one EOC: Computer Applications I (Wednesday). I can almost imagine what some of you are going to say:"You lucky bastard!"

CoreyLazarus next week:"Jarrett just no-sold the Styles Clash from Styles and D-Lo's Lo Down, gets right back up, and nails both of them with guitar shots!! Kid Kash says he's challenging for the title next week whether Sting or Jarrett wins, while Raven and Styles once again are shafted!!! Aaaahhh, fuck Mantel, I need a God damn aspirin after this shitty booking!" All joking aside, very entertaining PBP, Corey.

And The King still yells "puppies" every time Trish has a match.

Speaking of that, wasn't anyone else getting rather sick of hearing JR talk about Mark Henry being a bear constantly? I mean, damn, he must have orgasmed 20 times over the hosses tonight judging by his commentary.

Perhaps, but doesn't anyone else remember when Foley always stacked the odds against the heels almost every week? That got really boring, especially considering that Chris Benoit had a handicap match against Eddie Guerrero and Chyna on Smackdown that year just because Foley said something about his daughter and Chyna "playing" before Raw and Benoit put Chyna in the Crossface.

Is it any coincidence that Raw's sucking streak started again just last week when Foley came back? I also don't remember many WWE shows being too great when he was the face Commissioner in 2000, either.

CM Punk:"Straight Edge. Drug free. Alcohol free. Uhhh.....is Daffney free, Rich?"