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At least back in ECW he had the decency to wear kneepads under his black shorts. Now he's trying to compete with Bradshaw in the "Flaming Homosexual Hoss" Contest, apparently.

Either way, expect a lot of "Bah Gawd! Those arrogant sons of bitches are hurtin' them!"'s and "Oh yeah! Jericho and Christian are gettin' what they deserve!!"'s in a match that will see Jericho and Christian looking weak by selling the weak offense of Trish and the sloppy offense of Lita.

In other words, Noble's really saying that Orton's getting pushed too quickly because he came out of OVW with a generic moveset (which Vince apparently likes other than hosses) and because of his family history in wrestling, much like when Rocky Maivia was being pushed too quickly in 1996.

Low-Ki? I think Daniels is better in the ring than him anyway, but Low-Ki's not terrible or anything even though he does overuse his kicks most of the time.

Vince unfortunately still won't let Montreal '97 die.

I found an e-mail message about KaZaA Gold Premium that says I can legally download music and other shit. Right now, I have KaZaA Lite. Should I just stick to it or download Gold?

It looks like I have to pay for that too, and I have to save money to buy other things instead of buying shit off the internet. Is it OK for me to keep using KaZaA Lite or will I eventually get subpoenaed (sp?) even though I move any music files to My Music but still share video files?

Oh great, more possible wrestling deaths in 2003 because the wrestlers might get shot by Iraqi troops. VIAM-Vince Is a Moron.

I thought Jericho beat opponents with the Lionsault (a move that should STILL only be a mid-match spot) the majority of the time during his face run.

I liked Benoit/Lesnar tonight. It's just too bad that we don't know whether or not Benoit's getting another shot against Lesnar at a future PPV (not the Royal Rumble since Cena has apparently stolen Benoit's spot already).

Well, I guess we're going to have to endure silly catchphrases like "assclown", "junior", "jerky", and "eeeeeeeeever" once again. Let the Jericho Is Stale Part 2 hate begin.

What about the bullshit Jericho/Christian "Bet" angle that killed the Jericho/Trish relationship (even though I agree with most that it was getting a little too sappy and Jericho's better off on his own as a heel anyway), Mick Foley being a shitty co-GM, the WWE style still in effect, hosses like Mark Henry, Nathan Jones, etc. being pushed? If anything, all of this shows that WWE and TNA are both still doing shitty booking.

ROH needs a TV/PPV deal more than ever now because WWE and TNA are almost equal in terms of product quality.

Wow, I must say I'm actually shocked you hooked up with this chick because a lot of people, including myself, were just making fun of you earlier in this thread because you went about it in the wrong way. Well, anyway, good luck in your relationship.

That's the funniest line I've read all day!

Trying to figure out the logic behind anything stupid that happens in WWE will hurt your head. How many times do we have to tell you that?

Once again, I have to question TNA's business decisions by possibly signing someone who is said to be stale, unless it's just a one-time appearance.

Stephanie:"DAD!! YOU FORGOT HUNTER'S STEROIDS!!! I NEEEEEED THEM!!" *the windows shatter*

Due to the fact that Torrie almost always wins pointless diva competitions on Smackdown, I've been convinced for a long time that she IS evil.

At Bash at the Beach 2000, Jarrett was lying down in the middle of the ring waiting for Hogan to pin him. Hogan didn't do it, then Russo came out and I think he told Hogan to go to the back (not sure, I was inconsistent with watching WCW 2000). It's basically some lame excuse for TNA trying to get buyrates.

I'm saying if they are later on while Heyman is still GM.

Being forced to kick throughout the entire match ISN'T WWE style?

Yeah, but you know how WWE is if they see that ratings are down during Heyman's progression. Vince:"Holy shit! Smackdown got a 2.9 this week! It's time to get rid of Heyman and bring back my daughter, Stephanie! Then I'll have her turn heel!"

Heenan losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time is not healthy. Unfortunately, I think there's going to be another death in wrestling soon with the many we've had this year because he actually does look like Monsoon did in his final months.

Like I said before, it probably would have been his penis, so be glad we haven't found out yet.