Silence

Yeah, like Stephanie McMahon, unfortunately.

STOP BRINGING UP OLD POSTS!!! I've been noticing a lot of people doing that lately and it's fucking pointless.

Well, Bobby Heenan did call Goldberg "Da Man" in WCW (though I'm pretty sure Bischoff or Turner forced him to say it just to kiss their asses and sound stupid on TV). WWE Marketing's next Shopzone items: Victoria: Pink t-shirt with "Victoria" in black letters with "Da Psycho Bitch" on the back Chris Jericho: Da King of Bling-Bling purple t-shirt Any more possible suggestions for bad WWE t-shirt ideas that the crack-smoking marketers could use?

Well, Raven and D-Lo Brown haven't died yet, fortunately.

I know. In fact, not too long ago, when my parents weren't in the house, I kept doing an impression of The Undertaker a few times saying that to poke fun at him.

Right. WWE is basically patterning after Bill Watts' philosophy on matches: Banning top rope moves.

Noooooooo!!! Not the escaped roid abuser who only knows how to flex and throw fucking forearms!! DAMN IT, THIS SUCKS!!

Except it won't really be like that: There won't be ANY high-flying AT ALL at this rate. Spanky and London will be forced to brawl, hit their signature moves, and the only thing CLOSE to flying that there will be is flying forearms, standing dropkicks, and calfkicks.

I've known for a long time that it was a forgettable and disappointing match (also based on what I saw) simply because I've hardly ever heard anyone talk about it here.

Way to build up talent, WWE, and why did the reporter talk like Joey Styles in the last sentence?

See, this is exactly why Paul London shouldn't have signed with WWE, because everyone of us knew that his offense would get cut out from under him, along with his SSP just because Kidman (whose SSP isn't all that great) uses it too. I wonder when WWE's going to start telling Benoit, Angle, and Jericho to stop doing technical wrestling simply because WWE thinks it "bores the crowd" or some bullshit like that? Damn it, this is why I think ROH needs to figure out a way to become WWE's newest competitor by getting a TV and PPV deal.

WWE's unfortunately having Eddie to be in the Jericho 2000-2001 role when he'd float about between feuding with someone over the secondary title and having pointless low mid-card feuds that just drag him down.

It's official: Michael Shane is the cancer of the X-Division because everyone except Daniels is unable to carry him to a good match and thus Shane's wrestling ability is killing the quality of X-Division matches that were once THE thing to watch on TNA.

I scratched my middle finger on a cabinet while trying to reach for a peppermint yesterday morning before leaving for school so I could clear my throat. Come on, laugh at me all you want. Edit: I noticed that my post says November 02, which is this morning. What I meant to say was on Friday, I scratched my middle finger on a cabinet while trying to reach for a peppermint yesterday morning before leaving for school so I could clear my throat. I just thought I'd clear up the confusion.

Shaniqua, Torrie Wilson, or Rikishi. It won't be anyone like Benoit, Jericho, or Angle, because we've been wrong before. Oh well.

You sound almost like me, except I never go to parties. I just stay home, visit this forum and other wrestling forums, and play video games. It sounds boring, but I deal with it.

I thought the disappointing Low-Ki vs. AJ Styles match happened on the Week 6 show, because I remember Week 5 being when Russo's influence started to hurt the show despite Low-Ki and Red trying to make it watchable with their match, although it wasn't as good as their ROH match. The sad thing is I had trouble trying to find the Low-Ki vs. AJ Styles II match from TNA on KaZaA in the past (the one with AJ as a heel) and all I found was their lackluster 1st TNA match.

I remember the episode with S.E.X. dressing in camouflage being really bad. There weren't any good matches.

I thought Heidenreich already implied to The Hurricane that "Little Johnny" was Heidenreich's penis.

1 word: Necrophilia!

How would that be any worse than Matt jobbing to Zach Gowen as he did on Smackdown's roster? Well, we'd not only remember Matt for jobbing to a one-legged sideshow who can't wrestle well, but we'll also remember him for jobbing to a one-legged sideshow, a past-his-prime washed-up legend who only had one good match with Jericho at Wrestlemania this year, AND green rookies (or veterans who still wrestle like rookies) who either use basic power offense or dropkicks galore.

So it's either Total Nonstop Jarrett or We Won't Entertain for us to watch for now, isn't it?

Expect to see Matt Hardy jobbing to Goldberg, Mark Jindrak, Garrison Cade, Maven, John Heidenreich (what a stupid last name), and Shawn Michaels within a few months. Good luck, Matt, because you're DEFINITELY going to need it with the hell you're about to experience on Raw.

Sean O'Haire's not any better now in case you haven't noticed his WWE work in the past year, though Jindrak shouldn't be pushed either.

Cole:"Tajiri just spit green rice into Noble's face! Oh my God, he needs medical attention now!"