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Michael Shane's like the HHH of the X-Division though; he has an undeserved title reign because he can't wrestle and is basically a cancer to it because of his subpar wrestling ability. If it weren't for his cousin Shawn Michaels, Shane would be flipping burgers right now.

Well, we aren't really expecting WWE to let Paul London break out, now are we? So it might be Spanky that becomes a shell of his former self, but I'm not sure.

You think that's bad? Here's how my school is: -There have been 3 student deaths: One was from a blood clot in his brain, another was from sitting on the back of a truck and falling off straight on his head, and the other was from not being able to heal up from car accident-related injuries. Of course, two of them couldn't help what happened, but the one who sat on the back of a truck that had so many other things underneath him seemed really stupid. -We follow a dress code of being told what to wear. I'm not one to violate the dress code, but I still think it sucks. -As a result of the new school policy this year according to the new principal, Mr. McSwain, the school bell rings at 7:48 in the morning instead of 7:55 in my other 3 years of being at high school (I'm a Senior now), so I have to wake up at 6:10 A.M. to get ready. -Only students who have all A's (like me) can leave school at 5 minutes before the bell, Seniors below all A's aren't allowed to anymore. -There are no 2-minute bells to remind Seniors to leave early for lunch or before the end of school like there used to be. -No one can be in the halls until 7:48 this year. I know it's for security reasons, but I still hate it because I'm not very social with the majority of other students in the common's area (except my friends at times) and I prefer to be away from the noise. So that's my story.

I also think that even Eddie Guerrero has been getting limited in his moveset lately too thanks to the dreaded WWE style. I still like him, but in every match it's triple snap suplex, back suplex, tope con hilo (slingshot body splash on No Mercy), and the Frog Splash. Ultimo Dragon is someone I WANT to like as a wrestler once again, but he's also limited by WWE to mainly kicks, the Asai Moonsault, and the Asai DDT, and you also have to take into account his past elbow injury which was botched by poor surgery which had him to retire for a few years. All are factors that are preventing him from doing his submission/high-flying work he used to do in WCW and Japan.

Who do you think in WWE should or should not grow facial hair (as in a full goatee or a beard, not something like Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, or Rey Mysterio have aka chin goatees and mutton chops) to be taken seriously? In my opinion: Should: Brock Lesnar HHH (looks like a joke without it, though I'll still hate him nonetheless) Kane (looks like Uncle Fester right now, and the eye contact and half-shaved head would hopefully help people tell the difference between him and Stone Cold) Edge (looks too much like Skeletor; I have a feeling CanadianChick is going to be pissed at me upon reading that) Chris Jericho Booker T Batista (too much of a George Clooney look-alike currently) Garrison Cade (your stereotypical clean-shaven babyface WWE rookie) Shannon Moore Maven (see Garrison Cade) Matt Hardy (he'll start to be confused with Velocity jobber Joey Matthews if he doesn't grow a full beard soon) Should not: Kurt Angle (he would get too many "Stone Cold wannabe" chants) Rey Mysterio (a new fan would confuse him for a masked heel wrestler) Paul London Spanky (people would think Kurt Cobain suddenly came back from the dead) John Cena Randy Orton (all members of Evolution except Batista should be clean-shaven, sharp-dressed wrestlers who think they're better than everyone else, even though I don't like most of them) Sorry to waste everyone's time with a post like this, but I was just bored.

HHH:"Kane-uhhhhh, it's time for me-uhhhh to bury you again-uhhhhh, but this time-uhhhhh, it won't be through Katie Vick-uhhh!"

It's kind of odd that Lesnar can't grow more visible facial hair because I have blonde hair just like him, yet Jericho and I have dark brown facial hair (except Jericho this year has shaved his off every other week for some reason), excluding my mustache which is blonde with some dark spots in the middle according to whether I'm under dim light in my house or bright light outside. Then again, it might be because Jericho and I have darker tints to our hair than Lesnar does, and is it just me or can Val Venis and Test seemingly NEVER get their mustaches to show up too well anymore, or did they just slightly shave them off?

Thanks for the comments, anyway.

Where did this take place? I was just wondering.

We may not have seen Shelton lay down for the Fameasser, but we sure as hell saw him lay down for The Worm and the Ass Drop or whatever the hell Rikishi's sit-down move is called.

Scotty 2 Hotty, Rikishi, The Bashams as the new Tag Team Champions, Hardcore Holly, Big Show, Vince, and The Undertaker all killed the show for me.

I know what RD Reynolds has said many times in the past, but I'll say it anyway: -Trish suddenly turns on Jericho despite him saving her a week ago from a Richards/Victoria beating, slaps him, challenges him to a match on PPV, and then beats him cleanly with Jericho only getting in 3 moves. Jericho then jobs to Mark Jyndrak or Garrison Cade on Heat, then cuts a shoot promo saying "Fuck this damn company, I have decided to retire from wrestling FOREVER! No TNA, no ROH, no MLW, and I'm not even going back to Japan! I have had it with the McMahons' and HHH's bullshit! 4 years ago, I came here looking to be a SERIOUS main-eventer to escape my past in WCW, not some lame-duck Undisputed Champion who had to clean up dog shit 3 years later and then job to HHH at Wrestlemania, along with jobbing to John Cena for 3 weeks in July of last year! So as far as I'm concerned, I'll be touring with Fozzy and taking care of my wife and child for the rest of my life! Thank you to all the fans who have supported me throughout my career, it's just unfortunate that I have to do retire so early." -Benoit turns heel, only to job to Scotty 2 Hotty or Rikishi on Smackdown and then at a PPV. Benoit also gets frustrated and retires. -Eddy Guerrero feuds with Chavo and loses every match they have against each other, then Eddy jobs to a normal Velocity jobber. Eddy retires as well. -HHH officially turns Raw into the "HHH Show" by having EVERY match, EVERY segment, etc. dedicated to him. I'm sure the rest of you can figure out what happens to RVD, Booker T, and the others.

Jeremy Borash's upcoming "From the Inside":"Jeff Jarrett set out on a mission, and accomplished his goal of once again becoming the NWA World Heavyweight Champion! Congratulations, Jeff!" *JB kisses Triple J's ass after writing the column up*

That's gold.

Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi beating TWGTT (if that's true)? *Cough cough* 2000 WWE when Too Cool were undeservedly pushed as a tag team over better tag teams *cough cough*.

*Earlier in the Day Raw clip* *Stone Cold goes to an Exxon store to buy beer* Woman:"Sir, you need some ID before buying beer." Stone Cold:"WHAT?!" *Stone Cold gives the woman a Stunner* *Bobby Heenan suddenly pops up from below the screen*:"Like I said before, alcohol will do it to you, and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold drank some! His next stop to beat up a woman: In the perfume section of Belk's!" JR:"But-but that's jest Stone Cold, bah Gawd!" Lawler, who actually tries to point out hypocrisy:"So it isn't OK for Test to treat Stacy like garbage, which I agree with you on, but yet it's OK for Stone Cold Steve Austin?"

I didn't know Tajiri wrestled for WWE in 1997. Are you sure that wasn't just a misprint? Because I watched a 1997 match of him on KaZaA against Shinjiro Ohtani one time and Tajiri seemed to be starting out in Japan before going to ECW and then WWE, where he is now.

Steven Richards in overreactive mode:"Over my dead body! No one steals my spot! I'll show you, Turner!!" *Victoria snaps her neck and growls*

Surprisingly good PPV, with Undertaker being motivated in the match against Lesnar, along with Tajiri vs. Mysterio. I don't like The Big Show as US Champ, but I hope this means Eddy is moving up the card.

This is exactly why I'm GLAD I'm not going to be living in a college dorm after high school when I go to college.

It sounds like a re-run because I've seen the match earlier this year, and the last time I saw Shocker on CMLL, he was teaming with Ultimo Guerrero and Rey Bucanero while feuding with Vampiro, and then I didn't see Vampiro or Shocker after that (for some reason the Shocker/Vampiro singles match never made it to Galavision).

What if Vince and Steph intentionally got themselves DQ'ed? Would that still be considered a draw, or would they both "quit"?

I thought WWE was still preventing Lawler from ever wrestling in other promotions again while under contract since he's a non-wrestler who has wrestled not too long ago in WWE and wrestled for WWE's "competition", or was that just for feds like MLW, TNA, and ROH?

Vince:"Let's have Molly Holly turn face so Gail Kim can win the Women's Championship and have an 8-month reign that'll go over as well as HHH's World title reign. Come on, smarks, you know you loved it!"

Well, I've seen Northcutt's power moves and he seems to be the only one out of the 4 with potential. The other 3 I haven't seen much out of except the Black Shirts getting their asses kicked throughout most of the matches, and all Ryan Wilson has is a chokeslam.