Silence

I will always fondly remember the Cat. Bleh, he sounded like a black Mongo McMichael to me because half the time, I couldn't make out what he was saying. He also talked about Torrie Wilson and Shaniqua (eww) too much, almost to King "Pupppiiieeeesss!" level.

Last Saturday on Velocity was the only time Dragon impressed me with his WWE work with Funaki vs. two jobbers. Other than that, he isn't the same as he used to be pre-arm surgery.

I can't wait for everyone on here to do "Rhyno spooning" running gags like they have with Bradshaw "hazing" young newcomers.

What about Edge, Rhyno, and Kanyon? They're on Smackdown, HHH is on Raw. However, if I see Edge come back with a Christian-esque haircut, I'll probably be wrong about that theory. The only way HHH got to Bradshaw is because before he recovered from the bicep injury, he used to be on Raw.

Matt Hardy to Vince in a creative team meeting:"Push me! I've got a character, better wrestling skills than my brother, and my MFers! Surely you're not pushing A-Train over me AGAIN, are you?" Vince:"Yes I am! Now start Velocity duty and beat random jobbers like one of your fellow Carolina boys Joey Matthews because A-Train's BIGGER than you, and BIGGER is BETTER!"

I wouldn't be surprised though. After all, is it not a coincidence that since last year, HHH has gained so much more clout that he's had any other male, long-haired wrestler (excluding HBK and Nash) cut their hair off? Hell, I think I noticed that Al Snow got his hair cut to medium length last night.

Line of the night for me:"JR used to announce in the XFL with Dick Butkis....JR's been buttkissing Austin for years now!"

Right, and surprisingly enough, if you want to blame somebody for Trish's shitty Lil' Kim theme, blame Trish herself, because she said in an interview once that she thought her old theme was stale (hey, at least it was recognizable, though, and not heat-killing like your current one is, Trish) and wanted Lil' Kim to do her entrance theme since Trish actually listens to her music.

My name-I'm obviously a Raven fan because of his character and promos. I also like his DDT whenever the person sells it right.

Yeah, they'll be seeing AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels, two of TNA's most popular heels (although one has a weak title reign), job to him, and then he'll team up with Raven against the New Church just so Hogan can hog Raven's spotlight away from him.

Maybe, but what if Hogan starts having AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels job to him by using politics? Hogan and Russo are both evil, you know.

After I read the news about Hogan bitching just because Angle and Lesnar got more focus than him in the 6-man tag team match on Smackdown before he left, I don't think he's changed at all. He's still the whining old son of a bitch we've known him as for several years.

That's exactly why that match shouldn't happen now, unless it was healthy pre-retirement Bret Hart vs. present-day Angle, but of course, that won't happen unfortunately.

Don't worry, it's well-documented that The Torch is biased toward certain wrestlers and tries to make them sound like assholes while kissing up to their "boys" like Sean Waltman for example (Keller especially). Raven may act like a prick sometimes (bragging on MLW about lackeys turning on him back in ECW just to kick their asses and take pride in it? Yeesh), but he's no Kevin Nash. Just think about how many times he's put CM Punk over in matches.

It seems as if within the past few years, good heavy metal has seemingly died out and lame rap-metal and nu-metal acts like Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Linkin Park, Saliva, Nickelback, Neurotica, Drowning Pool (now a defunct band due to lead singer Dave Williams' death last year), etc. have all stunk up the music scene and have turned metal into a joke to some people now. It doesn't help that Metallica has sucked throughout the 90's through today (along with being a group of corporate ass-kissers to people trying to stop music-sharing on the Internet), Megadeth is no longer a band, and Slayer hasn't even been heard of for a while. With that said, are there actually any good metal bands out there that haven't sold out yet, even with today's unfortunate nu-/rap-metal scene?

Don't you mean MLW or ROH? As long as Russo's in TNA, any match with a good wrestler in it is hit-or-miss depending on how long it goes/how Russo books the match.

Damn, WWE has snabbed another indy wrestler just so they can misuse him and have him conform to the WWE style just like everyone else. Oh well, at least they don't have Bryan Danielson, Low-Ki, AJ Styles, or Christopher Daniels yet.

The media, Vince McMahon, what's the difference between the two anyway? Well, one of them wants most divas to get breast implants, the other wants all attractive female celebrities to be really skinny I guess. Still, the one thing the media and McMahon have in common is that they're corporate assholes who want people to look a certain way.

Was that the night Steph did horrible commentary during the RVD/Jericho match, in addition to ruining the match with her interference? Ugh. Steph was certainly all over TV too much back then.

For those wondering how mach7 started unfortunately liking HHH, it goes like this: Chris Jericho used to be one of mach7's favorite wrestlers, up until last year when he did the rant on us smarks at the time when we used to think he was really shooting on us and hated us just because we didn't like his match with RVD at KOTR 2002 too well. Mach7 got really offended by it, and said something along the lines of this:"Well if Jericho hates us so bad now just because we didn't like his match with RVD, then I ENCOURAGE HHH to hold Jericho down."

Decent show tonight, especially the 5-man #1 Contender X-Division match.

Actually, I don't think Edge missed much as far as that match goes.

Somehow I must have confused Emerald Fusion with the Kryptonite Krunch. That's actually what I meant to say. Thanks for the correction.

They'd better do something about the lighting and the mic volume too, because I can barely hear a word anyone says on the mic except the ring announcer.

If it keeps going at this rate, Downhome, we may not see another good WWE Jericho match for a while unfortunately.