Silence

He basically wants clones of himself.

Yeah, that's most of his commentary in general too.

Jarrett to Don West:"Yell 'YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME' at that highspot!"

Forgot to take medication?

That was ridiculous. Punk somehow couldn't beat Morrison for a while and then he finally wins the belt on TV.

Triple H pedigrees Hunter Hearst Helmsley to end the segment. I'd laugh if he actually pretended to be getting Pedigreed at the end of a show.

Does this mean more old-school wrestlers in the promotion?

Fuck Batista.

All that offense from JBL and it takes just a Stunner from Stone Cold to knock JBL out.

It's weird how someone with a bad neck is allowed to kick another wrestler's ass, yet no one can ever do the same to him most of the time (except Kane in 2003).

Gabe has left ROH according to the official site.

I hate when people dress up their pets too.

I think Darth Vader might actually be 11 with the temper tantrums he's throwing.

Las Vegas Showgirls = The new TNA cage dancers.

Maybe he was talking specifically about his stints in Japan. Hogan doing a top rope legdrop is a hilarious visual that just came to my mind. Too bad he'd break a hip trying to do it now.

A fifth grader wouldn't tear his arm up by punching a car window.

It doesn't sound right without the rhyming either.

Oops. Sorry.

Kami said before when someone referred to her as "he" that she's female. I wish people wouldn't leave their gender blank to avoid confusion.

While the other company books like a carnival.

What a shitty feud that was.

I saw an Essa Rios/Low-Ki match in 2001 and Hayes was talking about being in the Gimmick Battle Royal at Wrestlemania X-7.

What's WWE going to rename "ring" to? The stage?

Edit: Never mind, overlooked the "sporting event" line.

Yeah, it's always "Ha ha", Spinebuster/Batista Bomb, and then he walks off.