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He wore that back in WCW, too. The football outfit was probably during his WCW Hardcore title reign.

This whole staying in character thing is getting silly now. Boogeyman = Ultimate Warrior 2.0 I wonder if in interviews he'll say "I'm comin' to get you!", then he beats up the interviewee and spits worms into his mouth?

Danny Basham: Raw, but he hasn't appeared on Raw yet Doug Basham: Smackdown, but whenever he does wrestle (which is rare), it's only on Velocity, which is now a WWE.com show. Eugene: Raw Conway: Raw Edit: Oh, I missed the contract status part. Sorry, I'm not sure about that.

Here's another question: Since John Cena and Randy Orton are both better off as heels, who would most people prefer to be the face in a future feud against each other (if they improve in the ring, of course)? Cena's act has been annoying as a face, and Randy Orton's face run really sucked, so I think that would be a tough decision.

And during the feud they still won't lose the tag belts. Which is something I absolutely hate. It's ridiculous for some people to be Champions when they hardly ever defend the titles except every once in a while. I'm glad Flair isn't Intercontinental Champion anymore, though.

Instead, we got this... Well, Conway's character came later on after he and Sylvain broke up as La Resistance, anyway.

I'm still trying to figure out if Anglesault and Dam(o)n Yankees are the same person.

He'll still be talking about "freaks" and "peaks", though.

WWE will either make him into another gay character or have him be Eugene's "deaf" brother.

Worst KOTR winner ever next to Mabel/Viscera. Edit: The image isn't showing up anymore. What the hell?

You see, TNA is still in this mode where if you have tenure, even if you're not over, you get TV time. It's one of the many things that continue to hurt the quality of PPV's. The feeling of having to get everyone on TV for fear of hurting feelings of guys who have been with the company for a long time. Yeah, didn't Bentley complain about not getting pushed when he was pissed at Shelley? Bentley's just HBK without the talent.

Because according to TNA, Lance Hoyt and Matt Bentley > Austin Aries and Roderick Strong.

TNA: Taking one step forward (taking the belt off Jarrett), and taking two steps backward.

So not even the possibility of a horrid Ashley match discourages you? I know she's injured right now (not to say I'm celebrating about it, though), but when she comes back, she'll be stinking up the Women's division once again every week on Raw if WWE continues to push her.

They also made Jeter cut his hair for the Spirit Squad character just so I couldn't tell him or Mitchell apart at first.

The same thing happened with Booker T and HHH in 2003, with Booker T, the face, putting over the heel, HHH, during a promo about how Booker T's "people" don't become World Champions.

What else is new?

You would think that ROH would have dumped BJ a long time ago for continuing to be so bland. If Gabe did it to Michael Shane, he should do it for BJ, too.

Coach's lame "cocky big-shot" heel announcer character really bores me.

The only problem with that is that Jeter would have to carry Nemeth in their tag matches. A Doane singles run would be fine, though.

I hope Doane and Jeter are the ones teamed up most often.

Come on, that's really low.

Damn, that was even worse than all of the joke transcripts we did in this thread earlier. Even Christian Cage in TNA couldn't make the Geico joke funny.

So he'll be Val Venis 2.0, in the sense that he can't get away from his non-serious gimmick no matter what else a promotion comes up with for him?

*HHH pokes Big Show when Show isn't looking with a needle* Big Show:"OWWWW!!! Hey, who just poked me with a fucking needle?!" HHH:"RVD did it-uhhh!" RVD:"What? Dude, I didn't do shit--aaaahhh!" *Big Show gives RVD a Chokeslam and RVD is knocked out cold* Vince:"Well done, HHH! I'm glad you found the culprit for us!" HHH:"Thanks, Dad-uhhh!"