Silence

Yeah, we'll have our usual boring staredown the whole time during the Big Show/HHH contract signing for 7-10 minutes too long. Either that, or HHH bloodies Big Show and makes him sign the contract in his own blood ala the Hogan/Vince contract signing during their feud almost three years ago.

I still wonder if a fat, ugly, pale redneck like Trevor Murdoch in black trunks is some sort of sick joke that Vince is playing on us?

Considering that WWE has had Benoit using sarcastic humor this past summer as if they were trying to make him the new Jericho since Jericho was leaving WWE at the time, I'd say that it won't take long for WWE to put wrestlers in movies that don't fit them.

"I'm copyin' The BOOGEYMAN, YOOOOO!! AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA!! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" *Cena tries to break the machine gun over his head but ends up knocking himself out*

Oh the irony.

John Tenta Ted DiBiase Bobby Heenan Tammy Sytch Scott Steiner Lex Luger Jack Evans Joanie Laurer Sean Waltman Kurt Angle

Which also translates to "Since my former WCW rival is now in WWE, I will make a fool out of him at any cost, even going as far as putting him into a trash truck!"

Yeah. Even though Heyman's much better than the writers that WWE usually hires, he's had his share of flaws as well. It's still baffling to this day as to why he pushed Justin Credible instead of RVD to the World Heavyweight title in ECW.

Stephanie's going to be jealous.

Rey Mysterio looked like a poor imitation of Kamala at Armageddon. What's next? Is he going to wear black lipstick the next time I see him?

How about when's the last time Stevie beat a wrestler that wasn't a jobber, though?

When's the last time Stevie Richards won a match in his career?

In a few years, TNA may not even be around anymore if no one else in management ever realizes that Jeff Jarrett as World Champion, along with bringing in older "name" talent, doesn't draw, and that building up younger, homegrown talent along with former WWE wrestlers who weren't pushed as much as they should have been will bring in more success for TNA. That would probably help WWE improve eventually if TNA can realize the mistakes they're making right now.

Whereas this year, the only popular tag team we have in WWE is MNM, and Nitro and Mercury are still overshadowed by Melina.

I hope AJ never stubs a toe, he may have to retire. Damn, AJ's a pussy.

I still don't get the logic on Yukes restricting divas from most of the match types, especially since 6-woman tag matches have happened on Raw quite frequently over the past few years.

I didn't even think the last Chamber match was too great because it just seemed like a match that fed HHH's ego once again.

Exactly. Who is TNA going to sign next? Mark Jindrak? Christy Hemme? Joy Giovanni? Answer: Who fucking cares?! TNA needs to stop signing just anyone who's been released from WWE.

*cough cough* Sting *cough cough*

Stone Cold didn't feud with Taker until 1998, and that was when Austin was the top face in WWE.

Many of us have been calling Cena's STF "lame" since he first used it on Masters, so it's not just you.

More importantly, do they expect people to pay to see it? More importantly, does WWE actually think the fans are going to think of Carlito and Masters as "main-eventers"?

The Trix rabbit would be the first mascot to get thrown out of the battle royal after those annoying kids with the bowl of Trix cereal distract him from the outside.

Didn't Kane and Mankind have a HIAC match on Raw in 1998? Then again, there have still been very few HIAC matches not involving HHH or The Undertaker in them.

Hopefully if WWE does hire him back that he won't still be the Adrian Street wannabe. Didn't Rico go back to being a police officer, though?