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Kane's learning tips from JBL?

Billy Kidman and Shannon Moore don't have interesting characters either, but Kendrick and London are better. People would most likely rather see good workers with uninteresting characters than average/below-average workers with uninteresting characters.

In Season mode, I think the CPU reversal difficulty is at a default level (which is actually too frequent even though the slider is only in the middle) for the Custom A.I. Settings in Advanced Options, so even on Easy, the CPU reverses moves and strikes more often than in previous Smackdown games. However, on Custom A.I. Settings, the reversals from the CPU can be decreased by moving the striking and grapple reversals slider to the left. It's just that it won't work in Season mode.

One of the other reasons that "I'm Kip James, bitch!" really sucks is that Tenay sounds awkward when he says it on commentary. "He says he's 'Kip James, bitch!'"

looked like he was sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes and that was the big purge of pooo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought Cena looked like he was going to cry after accidentally shitting in his shorts, actually.

So what's with Rey Mysterio wearing slacks just a few months ago during his feud with the late Eddie Guerrero on Smackdown, then? Masked wrestlers being dressed-up look odd.

Is that Candice Michelle?

"Das not cool, das cooooollllldddd!"

Helms grew a beard after WWE dropped The Hurricane character and turned him heel (which unfortunately was only explained on WWE.com a while back. Helms throwing down the Hurricane mask was also featured on WWE.com after losing to Kurt Angle when Rosey came out to check on him). You're right about Helms being in Three Count. I'm not sure how he cut his hand. He might explain it in a Myspace update.

Gregory Helms, who used to be The Hurricane.

Oh shit, not again...

It's useless to have the Intercontinental title on a wrestler who doesn't even defend it in a major feud.

I hate the constant CPU reversals on SVR 2006 as well, but to do a casket finisher like The Undertaker did to you, you have to build your momentum meter up until it's flashing and it can't go any further. Then, you irish whip the opponent to the casket, then attempt to push him into the casket to get the casket meter to show up, but press L1 to hit a casket finisher and automatically win the match. If you've given up on the game completely even after this advice, though, then that's fine.

How long does everyone think WWE's going to go without finally going along with the crowd and turning Cena heel?

Test and Albert probably weighed close to 650 lbs. and Trish was still promoted over them several years ago, so the "650 lbs." thing may not apply. However, it does still suck that Nitro and Mercury don't ever have WWE Tag Team title matches on PPV's while they're the champions or get promo time like Melina does for that matter.

Yeah, for all you know, Benoit could be me right now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or he could even be Booker T. SWERVE~! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This sounds like the joke The Rock used in 2000 during his feud with Chris Benoit on Kevin Kelly sometime before Fully Loaded. "Even you, Kevin Kelly, YOU could be Chris Benoit!"

This show was actually as bad as the spoilers made it sound. -The Raven/Zbysko feud has been boring the hell out of me. -Kip James vs. Jeff Jarrett in the main-event. -Jackie Gayda feuding with Gail Kim and Jeff Jarrett. Who fucking cares?! -The show ends with Jarrett searching for Gail Kim instead of Rhyno doing a run-in to brawl with Jarrett. WTF?! -Monty Brown squashes yet another jobber. Yay. -4LK. The worst conclusion to this conflict between 3LK and Kip James when it should have been the New Age Outlaws reforming, The Truth going solo once again, and Konnan debuting his Hispanic stable possibly by next week. -AJ vs. Sabin was a decent match, but TNA needs to eventually quit treating Sabin like WWE treats Shelton Benjamin. -Morphoplex is one of the most annoying commercials of all time.

Simon Dean's been doing the "push-ups" spot since last year. However, if he starts to talk about his "freaks" and doing 10-15 belly-to-belly suplexes in his matches, then he'll really be ripping off Scott Steiner.

It's still a damn shame that Yukes can't ever get alternate attires for Rey Mysterio in Smackdown video games considering he wears a different-colored attire every week like we've said a million times before.

Right. Although Shelley was kicked out of Generation Next by Austin Aries at Final Battle 2004 (which coincidentally was around the time when Shelley had been with TNA for the first time a few months before), and it was just down to Aries, Evans, and Strong. Shelley did the "Man with No Country" face character, which was basically that the other ROH wrestlers couldn't trust him even after he wanted to shake their hand because of what Shelley did to them in the past.

Snitsky would use the excuse of "It wasn't my fault!" to defend himself, of course.

AJ calls people "fags" every once in a while even though he's religious. I first noticed it two years ago when he was a heel in TNA during the S.E.X. vs. TNA feud.

Trish still being listed on the Power 25 even after losing a battle royal to Melina is proof that this ranking system is a fraud. Of course, WWE should at least make a Divas Power 25 section to avoid the controversy of Trish always being on the normal Power 25 list just because she's WWE's "#1 Diva".

Tenay's been screaming for quite sometime now. Remember the annoying "DAMN YOU, RUSSO!!!" when Russo first appeared on TNA in 2002?