Silence

I've been feeling sad over WWE depriving me of Paul Burchill's best work, to be honest with you.

Yeah, but Smackdown's about to get Piper starting next week. J/K. He's had no value left for years now. Speaking of which, I wonder what the Smackdown games would have to be renamed to next year if UPN cancels Smackdown (like it's been rumored for a while) and WWE does away with the show altogether by that time?

Super Porky > The McMahons

I agree. Some guys just don't look right when they're dressed-up on WWE TV and fighting at the same time. Batista, HHH, JBL, Big Show, Ric Flair, etc. pull off the "dressed-up" look well, but if I ever see someone like CM Punk (if he ever debuts on WWE TV) fighting in a suit when he isn't having a match, I'm going to scratch my head in confusion.

Angle and HBK don't look right fighting in suits and slacks, though.

Yeah. I guess I was too lazy to type it out.

At least it didn't look as ridiculous as HBK, Kurt Angle, Batista, and HHH kicking each others' asses several months ago on Raw while wearing slacks and suits on the show.

Because of a hurricane risk every year in Florida, I still don't think it was a good idea for TNA to move their headquarters there last year. I think TNA should move their headquarters somewhere where there aren't too many dangerous natural disasters occurring so that they won't have to worry about cancelling shows (especially PPV's) like they've had to since last year.

That was pre-top face World Heavyweight Champion Batista, though, back when he was still just a mere Evolution "enforcer". If WWE booked heel Maven vs. Batista now (if Maven were still with WWE and was drafted to Smackdown earlier this year), Batista would have squashed Maven quickly.

If Shelton Benjamin sucked, he probably would be in the Maven role at this year's Survivor Series knowing WWE.

Yukes is so fucking stupid this year that it makes my head hurt. I'm thinking this will be another year that I'll have to pass on a new Smackdown game if Yukes is just going to fuck up by not giving certain wrestlers their entrance attires, correct finishers, and not fixing all the programming glitches. Edit: I read on the IGN board that the pages for Angle and Benjamin were apparently rushed and had some of Orlando Jordan's information on them, which might explain the "Black Out" listed as both of Angle's finishers.

You don't remember things like: -The Rock calling Kevin Kelly a "hermaphradite" -The Rock talking about sticking _____ up someone's "candy ass" every week -The Rock talking about monkeys' nipples -"WHO....in the blue hell....are you?" -"Poontang pie" -The Rock pandering to the crowd way too much. Yeah, he was a face, but the pandering, much like Cena's is now, was excessive. -The pointless "If ya smellll la la la la owwwww" added to his closing catchphrase instead of the simple and to-the-point "Do you smell" from his Corporation heel run in 1998 And other lame shit during most of his face run?

I've felt that way for a while now. Raven/Jarrett is more of a "big-time" title match than a most likely sub-par Nash/Jarrett match probably will be. Instead, Raven's probably being delayed until "Genesis", which is AFTER TNA's biggest PPV of the year.

WWE must have copyrighted Sonjay's old pants since Daivari wore pants that were similar to them, too. I know WWE gets off on copyrighting shit that they didn't even create.

Which just shows that JBL is nothing but a heel who can only get over on cheap heat/controversy.

I guess the one from the time when JBL (Bradshaw at the time) hit Billy Gunn with it and made him flip. Of course, that could have been because of the way Gunn sold it.

"Angelic Diablo" Melina Perez after she gets fired for posting that. I can only imagine how much worse her Raven-esque promos could be than even Matt Hardy's.

*cough cough* JBL *cough cough*

Yeah, because WWE thought it worked for MNM when they mentioned Hawk one time...

Actually, I think it's "13-year-olds on their moms' computers".

It smells like Drizzling McMahon Shit TV on Monday nights.

What is it with WWE making some black wrestlers have "scary" characters anyway? Last year we had Booker Shango (briefly, but it never went any further than "the magic bag" to "help" him against The Undertaker in a PPV match), this year we have Marty Wright as The Boogeyman.

I wonder what he's going to say on this issue?

Correct, and Raven has yet to beat Jarrett in TNA in a one-on-one title match.