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Sounds like Eddie is becoming the Latino HHH on Smackdown. Ugh. This absolutely sucks. I hope he doesn't ask WWE to let him squash Paul London every other month like HHH does to the Hurricane on Raw.

No. They've only wrestled in Japan, Mexico (Ultimo, anyway), and WCW for most of their careers.

Even though I liked ONS, I obviously think that WWE should quit doing Benoit/Eddie matches for a while because their matches always end up being WWE-style spots anyway. The fact that they're much older now (with more injuries over time) than they were when they used to have much better matches in WCW and Japan is another factor, unfortunately.

Awesome Fn' PPV!!

Yeah. The thought of Punk in Jericho's and Christian's shoes from 2003 isn't too exciting.

That just isn't going to happen.

That makes "Nipple H" sound like a good joke. Tsk Tsk Tsk... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When your joke names are worse than R.D. Reynolds' from Wrestlecrap.com, it's time to quit trying.

I thought JR just deteriorated himself and came up with lame terms over time like "Bah Gawd!" and "Damn yew, ya heartless son of a bitch! Ya proved yer point!" (you never know, though). I guess Vince came up with the idea for JR yelling, which is what Vince used to do on commentary whenever he thought the match finish was about to come. Not as bad as JR's yelling if a heel beats the hell out of a face, but still annoying. If the Macho Man is brought back, all he'll do is shoot on Hogan the whole night and tell him to "Be a man" and challenge him again through another rap. I think we've heard enough of that boring bullshit.

On the second-to-last Impact show on FSN, Raven demanded to Larry Zbysko to be the wildcard entrant for Slammiversary's King of the Mountain match. When Zbysko denied, he and Raven brawled into the ring, with Raven giving Zbysko the Raven Effect DDT. Raven also attacked the security guys that were running into the ring to stop him. After that happened, Dusty Rhodes told Raven that he was "suspended" from TNA for his actions. Raven said:"You can't suspend me. I quit!" Later, on the last Impact show, Raven almost "ran over" a cameraman outside of the arena in an SUV (I think). Raven said that since he "quit", he'll do whatever he wants to finally get another title shot. That's almost the best I could do to update you on Raven's current title situation.

Maybe that explains why he has so many orgasms over Raw Divas.

Well, Victoria did kick him in the balls just last week on Raw. It's just too bad that something like that doesn't happen more often.

I laughed my ass off after reading that.

Vince calling a Benoit/Tajiri match:"BELLY-TO-BACK GERMAN SUPLEXES BY BENOIT!! HE'S GOING UP TOP FOR THE DIVING HEADBUTT!! THIS COULD DO IT!! ONE......TWO.....HEGOTHIM--NOHEDIDN'T!" Shane:"Oh yeah, baby! Benoit's beatin' the hell out of Tajiri, Pops!" *Tajiri kicks Benoit in the head* Vince:"COULD THIS DO IT?!?! ONE......TWO.....NO!! NO, NO, NO!! ONLY TWO!!" Shane:"Benoit, tryin' to shake the cobwebs out from that kick and tryin' to regain some FIYAAAHH!! Yeah, baby, yeeaaahhhh!!" Vince, in confusion:"Ummmm....word up, Shane???"

How much do you want to bet that Simon Dean's going to say he "invented" the move later on instead of Jimmy Rave? I know. Bad "Nova invented" joke.

I hope you're right because: 1. Smackdown not having a World Champion right now is going to seem odd. 2. HHH and Cena can't get along too well in the same lockerroom from what I read. This obviously doesn't mean I want HHH going to Smackdown, though, or he'll be burying Paul London and Rey Mysterio.

Great ending to Raw. I thought Axl Rotten was Dusty Rhodes at first, though, sadly enough.

Exactly. It's like the cops are all becoming Stryker from Mortal Kombat 3.

Great. Kurt Angle continues his "Sharmell rapist" character on Raw. What's the fucking point?

Well, it does seem too coincidental and not too much like a "lottery", doesn't it? What else could Tomko do on Raw though without Christian? I guess the only other option is to release him because with his lack of talent, I don't know what else would be suitable for him on Raw.

Who I want to see drafted: Raw to SD: Conway, Jericho, Orton, Benoit (nothing left for him on Raw), Christian, Tomko, Hurricane, Tajiri, Michaels, Val Venis SD to Raw: Show, Haas, Angle, Jordan, Dupree, Holly, Doug or Danny Basham (they should have been split up a long time ago), Heidenreich, Suzuki Edit: On second thought about JBL, if Val Venis turns heel on Smackdown, the new Chief of Staff idea might work. It's just that I was thinking that JBL might still be stuck in a boring feud with Cena if JBL stayed on Smackdown. Taker should retire if his hip's in really bad shape. Plus, if he and HHH were both on Raw, it would become a hell of a lot worse anyway. To the unemployment line: Chris Masters.

[Todd Grisham mode]Chad Collyer, one half of the team of CM Punk?[/Todd Grisham mode off] Could the free agent actually be Liger? Sadly, though, WWE would misuse him as much as they did with Ultimo Dragon.

The woman was probably annoying as hell (I don't really give a shit about checking out the video), but what the hell's with so many cops tasering people these days? I've read maybe 3 or 4 stories about that this year on other forums.

I've kept my birthday hidden from all of you for too long, so I just wanted to say that there are actually two birthdays for June 1st: Mine and Kahran's.

One of the shittiest moves in wrestling history, next to The Worm and Jeff Hammond's "Pitstop" Elbow Drop in TNA.

Okay, can we get the belt off of this tool already? Seriously. That's just terrible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Enough with the God damn Michael Cole jokes with Cena, WWE! That is DEFINITELY reason enough to take the title off of him as of this week's Smackdown.