Silence

A large portion of Raw was shitty, too, not just the ending. -The Rock makes one of his pointless rare appearances just to talk about his family and Miami football teams. Rock, if you want to stay with WWE, start showing up more, or go back to Hollywood. -Molly gets her wig pulled off for the 1,000th time by The Rock. -The pointless Diva contest was all over Raw tonight, and that means we'll see more fluffers (credit: AndrewTS) in WWE instead of good female wrestlers, obviously. -Did Jericho's neck actually get worse or is WWE doing another stupid "injury" angle? -Matt Hardy continues to get buried in the predictable pregnancy angle, complete with Kane revealing himself as the possible "father" of Lita's "baby" and horrible acting from Lita and Matt. -The anticlimatic ending with Benoit missing HHH with the chairshot and hitting Eugene instead, of course. Oh, and another thing: THE GOD DAMN WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS STILL NOT GETTING THE FUCKING FOCUS ON RAW BECAUSE OF A RETARD AND A SPOTLIGHT HOGGING KLIQ MEMBER!

Tomko-He not only turned out to be another generic hoss, but he also injured Jericho twice overseas with botched moves. Kenzo-He sucks and mainly does squash matches only in WWE. His pre-WWE work wasn't any better. Mark Henry-He hasn't improved with the amount of time he's been in WWE (since 1997). I read that when he was in OVW and lost weight, he had improved, but then WWE told him to gain the weight back and he once again sucked in the ring when he came back. Matt Morgan-He wasn't THAT bad, but he wasn't impressive, either. As for Alexis/Tina, I'm not too hyped up over her possible Raw debut tonight since: 1. She could be as overhyped as Gail Kim was last year and disappoint in her first match. 2. Tina COULD be Eugene's "retarded sister". 3. Tina could be Lita's "doctor". 4. Tina could get Paul London'd and be stuck on Heat jobbing to Jazz after losing to Molly Holly or Gail Kim on Raw tonight.

Yeah, I have DirecTV, unfortunately, so it did happen. Figures since DirecTV is the same company that got on bad terms with WWE back in 2001 and I couldn't see the No Mercy 2001 Jericho/Rock match that everyone here was talking about because of that. I do have Dish Network also, but it's on my dad's TV.

I'm saying that the commercial break for the first match was abrupt (basically, not planned), and I missed a portion of the match because of that. The commercial break during the second match was planned because London and Noble weren't doing a whole lot before the break like they were in the first match.

I thought the 1st London/Noble Velocity match was better also, but unfortunately, there was a commercial break that cut into the middle of the match at one point on my TV that night and that made me miss some of it. I think the commercial break was extended, too, which really pissed me off.

Didn't Angle and Spanky already mock Cena last year (although they might not have been ripping on his raps)? What could face Jericho come up with that wouldn't sound goofy?

I'd probably be all for Jericho getting moved back to Smackdown if it meant that John Cena wouldn't bury heel Jericho every week with shitty face raps and have another feud with him.

Exactly. Jobbing to vanilla rookie John Cena so many times was bad enough, imagine how bad it would be if he was feuding with stale rapper face John Cena. Cena:"Jericho, you CAAAAAN'T SEE ME! So choke on DEEEEEEZ!" *Cena throws Jericho a bag of nuts*

Oh, fucking yes! So Benoit...errr, excuse me, "Wolverine" will be crossing over into a James Bond game and attack one of James Bond's allies in the British government?

Mordecai seems like an evil shitty character that could be in an upcoming Final Fantasy game. I guess Benoit will be Wolverine in a new X-Men game and slash the hell out of Magneto (HHH) with his adamentium (sp?) claws, only for Magneto to energy blast him into defeat and break character by pouring water over his own head and spitting it, then cutting a promo in classic HHH Constipation style. Magneto:"Wolverine-uhhhhhhh, you must now feud with......Juggernaut (Batista)! I just killed your push!" *Juggernaut also breaks character and poses like he's Lex Luger like a fucking moron*

Jesus Tazz is a fucking idiot. That sounds bad, but Michael Cole's "What's he doin'?" when he talks about a heel grabbing a steel chair is even worse. What do you THINK he's going to do with the chair, Cole? Sit down in it?

You're right about his physical condition, because I saw him wrestle Terry Funk last year on MLW and Candido was fat, slow, and didn't wrestle too well.

It's mainly the character models that I have a problem with. Cena's was OK, but Orton was too big, which makes me think that others in the game like Benoit, Jericho, Eddie, etc. are going to look bigger than they are in real life, and that would be weird to see most wrestlers in the game looking like they're on the HHH nutrition program when they actually aren't. Not that graphics are important, as I would like to see the CAW improved, the stat-building in Season mode taken out, more moves (from the Indies, Japan, etc.), a few re-animations on certain moves, etc., but most of the character models still shouldn't look bulky.

I had problems seeing the video since that damn "Dodgeball" preview clip came on before it and the featured video wouldn't load up (the Windows Media Player said "Closed" after the "Dodgeball" clip stopped), but I have seen a few pics of the Smackdown vs. Raw video game, and it seems like Yukes has dropped the ball on the character models this year (Orton looking as big as HHH, for example). Plus, I haven't read anything about the CAW being improved, either, or if Yukes will take out the unnecessary stat-building feature and just let gamers build stats up without having to go through the Season mode so many times. It's odd how Yukes just keeps getting worse and worse with the graphics along with other things considering that newer games are supposed to be improvements, not declines. Then again, guess which video game developer we're talking about.

Yeah. Think about Eddie Guerrero, for example. He did a massive bladejob at Judgment Day just to make a JBL match watchable and because of that, he's been feeling stressed out lately to the point that he's acting heelish towards certain crowds when he's supposed to be a face. I just hope Benoit doesn't go to the lengths Eddie did just to prove to WWE that he deserves to be the World Heavyweight Champion.

Shitty Raw, especially considering the last match went way too long (it didn't help that the match had so many chops, spots, and Randy Orton restholds, either), and I was BEGGING for the Joe Schmoe 2 ad during Raw to end.

Bad Blood 2004: The night of roll-ups and the never-ending feud.

If they aren't X-Division style wrestlers, though, they're screwed. It seems as if technical wrestlers have a hard time trying to shine in the ring in TNA because of the X-Division style. Think about Petey Williams and CM Punk, for example, and compare their TNA matches to their IWA-MS and ROH matches. You can't, because they aren't exactly X-Division style wrestlers.

How interesting. Jericho has to face Tomko at WWE Bad Blood, and Styles has to face Dallas next Wednesday. Well, here's to hoping that Dallas isn't as wreckless as Tomko probably will be. If that's true, then I agree. WWE does too many of those, along with the continued limitation of movesets .

I know most posters on this forum are obviously burned out on wrestlecrap.com due to RD Reynolds' repetitiveness, but does anyone else think that the Taker/Heyman/Dudleyz stable=Wrestlecrap?

Would he still be "fat-ass Samoan that dances in a thong to hip-hop music" or would he revert back into being Mr. "I did it for Deh Rock"?

Yeah, and I don't give a shit either way. I guess he'll be squashing Paul London and Rey Mysterio, thus officially making the Cruiserweight division in WWE "rest in peace". Heh heh, bad joke.

Is it any coincidence that WWE almost always makes their summer TV programming suck, especially on Smackdown every year? In 2002, Cena beat Jericho way too much. In 2003, Benoit jobbed to everyone and their mother. This year, John Cena, JBL, and The Undertaker are getting way too much exposure.

Eh, I can't really get into his matches. He tries too hard to be like Dean Malenko in the ring but it doesn't come off too well for some reason.

What an ego. We're either going to have the flip-flopping asshole as our U.S. President for 4, 8, 12, or 16 (I doubt it'll get to that point, though) years, or we're still going to have the incompetent fool as our President for another 4 years. Edit: Holy shit, I seem rather dumb. The Onion's a parody site, isn't it?