Silence

I didn't mind the dancing. They axed the wrong thing though: Change the fucking theme song! WWE should have just axed both the dancing and the song. I guess now we'll still be hearing Annoying Hip-Hop Diva theme #3 (the first was Steph's "I'm All Grown Up" theme, the second is Trish's "Keys to the City" theme).

Mordecai:"I will DAMN........Paul London.....STRAIGHT TO HELLLL!!!!!" *crowd reacts with silence* London (thinking):"Is THIS really my dream anymore? I'd rather have an ROH title rematch with Samoa Joe than deal with this shit."

So they were going to let Bradshaw off for breaking German laws with nothing but fired Brian Christopher for being late to 1 show and want to fine Guerrero for saying "Germany sucks". Color me not surprised. To paraphrase Chris Jericho:"WWE....IS....RACIST!"

Update on my situation of getting TNA Impact: Last night, I figured out why I couldn't get the FSN channels: I have the wrong Dish Network satellite, and I'll have to get the Super Dish/129 satellite since I heard that the FSN channels are on it, so maybe I'll actually get to watch Impact this coming Friday. New update: My dad just told me that the guy who would install the Super Dish/129 satellite would do it next Monday or Tuesday since he'll be gone to the beach this week. Damn.

Sadly enough, the same thing was happening to Benoit just last year when he was jobbing left and right in singles matches on Smackdown. *Sean O'Haire beats the hell out of Benoit and chokes him* Benoit:"Aaaahhh! Aaaaahh! Aaaaaahhh!" In some Smackdown matches last year, Benoit would just get dominated by his opponents and then come back with the rolling germans, the Diving Headbutt, and maybe the Crossface, although I don't think he even did that in the Sean O'Haire match.

Speaking of Benoit....Once again, he gets a lack of focus on Raw as the World Heavyweight Champion, whereas if HHH was the Champion, he would get a lot of focus.....*sigh*.

I thought Bruce Prichard aka the WWE writer who's responsible for the deterioration of Smackdown had to have surgery on his throat after so many years of doing the "Brother Love" voice.

The problem with that is he might die from starvation.

Possibly because his teeth seem big, or he watches too many Space Ghost cartoon talk shows (for some reason, Edge reminds me of Space Ghost whenever he does a huge grin like Space Ghost does).

Hopefully that's not the craptastic chick from TNA. The one from TNA's real name is Kim Neilson.

Dude. You pirate from both satellite providers, and the screwed you? Hoping that I don't derail this topic by doing so, but may I suggest you actually pay for something? Dish will give you Impact! and other programming reliably on their $30/mo plan, and unless you're too young to get a job that should be affordable. Well then I'd have to buy WWE PPV's at almost $35 (depending on whether or not the PPV looked good on paper) if I had to pay for Dish Network. By the way, I'm 18.

After reading this, it makes you wonder: Who DOESN'T the HTM have an issue with in the wrestling business?

I would watch Impact on DirecTV if my dad still had an illegal DirecTV card that still works, but the guy who usually fixes his card, Rick, doesn't have a fix for it anymore and is trying to get a fix for the new illegal DirecTV cards. The thing about the Dish Network card my dad has currently is that there must be a certain process to get most of the channels seen on DirecTV onto the Dish Network card (which would obviously include the FSN channels) along with extra channels since my dad talked about it in the past, though the only Fox channels on the Dish card are FOXWD (Fox Sports World) and FOXMO (I guess it's a movie channel).

You should have Fox Sports around 425 or so. I have Dish Network and get the Cleveland and Cincy FSN's here. Well, I have an illegal Dish Network card and apparently, the channel isn't available at all. I guess I'm screwed then.

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to see it today because Dish Network doesn't provide FSN (for some reason, I thought FOXWD was the same as FSN, but apparently it's Fox Sports WORLD because it had soccer on instead). Hopefully I can figure out some way to start seeing Impact regularly since Dish Network basically screwed me over.

If CM Punk is brought back to TNA, he'd better not have to face The Sandman and mystery partners again in shitty matches and be forced to sign a TNA-exclusive contract that would prevent him from going to ROH ever again like Styles and Daniels had to. I guess only time will tell what Punk's going to do, but he's most likely going to just stay with ROH since he's the trainer of the promotion and likes the way he's been used there over his use in TNA. Besides, he'd be pissed if he found out about the booking fee and no-ROH policies from TNA if TNA keeps them in effect a few months from now.

How do I do that? Edit: Wait, I think I figured it out.

Here's me in anime form. I had a little trouble with the mouth, though, and the mustache choices were limited. Edit: I noticed that the site takes the pictures off in 5 minutes. How can I get mine to come up after saving it?

Yeah. I still like Benoit, but I'm sick of seeing him limited to just punches, chops, snap suplex, rolling germans, diving headbutt, the Sharpshooter, and the Crossface when he could be doing so much more as one of the best technical wrestlers in WWE. Although didn't the same thing happen to Bret Hart in the mid-90's when he was a face?

Lemmy from Motorhead:"Time to swing the guitar.........time to swing the GUITAAAARRRR!! Hurr hurr ha ha ha!"

It just doesn't look right to see a female wrestler dancing like a Nitro Girl, unlike non-wrestling divas since they aren't taken as seriously as female wrestlers (waiting for someone to say: "Since when was the Women's division in WWE EVER taken seriously since the late 90's?").

You could say the same thing about Funa--wait a minute, his character is "SMACKDOWN........NUMBA 1, ANNOUNSAH!" isn't it?

I don't recall X-Pac getting even the slightest cheer before he left WWE. Victoria's cheers are almost non-existent now due to her new theme. Edit: Damn double post. It gave me the error message so I wasn't sure if the post went through or not at first.

I don't recall X-Pac even getting the slightest cheering before he left WWE, unless you've listened more closely to the crowd than I have.

He needs to just be released again because it seems like Vince won't change Lawler's pedophile character or Lawler himself is unwilling to change it, I'm not sure which one it is. I think Paul London needs a new character that would hopefully get him on Smackdown more (unless it's something stupid like Victoria's dancing character), but it doesn't seem like WWE's too high on his work at all since he keeps being jobbed out on Velocity. If not London, then I guess Garrison Cade needs a new character the most since there's nothing to set himself apart from other wrestlers and he's basically just a generic heel that looks like Steve Austin during his WCW days.