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It seems like every time Eddie feuds with a hoss, there's always some stupid reason for the feud ("Special Sauce" Burritos, septic tanks, food and beer poured into a cowboy hat, etc.). What was the Test feud about, anyway? I never said a hoss feud dating from 2001-present.

It seems like every time Eddie feuds with a hoss, there's always some stupid reason for the feud ("Special Sauce" Burritos, septic tanks, food and beer poured into a cowboy hat, etc.).

It's bad enough that his "brother" Bubba wears shorts to expose his skinny chicken legs. What's next, D-Von wearing short camo tights?

I wish. Al Snow tries too hard to be as funny as Bobby Heenan was in WWE as a commentator, but he comes off like a goof. Next week on Heat: Howard Finkel:".....And, in the ring at this time, from Aberdeen (not sure if that's the correct name), Washington, Bryan Danielson!" Al Snow:"It's Bryan Babagadoush vs. Val Venis!"

Kevin Nash? I think he's referring to the same former WWE wrestler who said this at a restaurant before he was released:"Don't you know who I am??? I'm a WWE Superstar!!" Many of us called him OLM.

Why is it that for the preview clips of Velocity, Spike TV always shows the Hurricane in a match and Trish giving someone that resembles Rikishi (I'm sure it's not him, though) a handstand frankensteiner (some call it the Stratusphere) when Velocity's a Smackdown show and not a Raw show? Wait, I know the answer: WWE and Spike TV have something in common.....no logic.

The problem with that is we'd have more unfunny "comedy" segments and the same wrestlers wrestling in a variety of uppercard matches every week ala ECW: Tajiri, Jerry Lynn, Steve Corino, etc. and WWE Smackdown 2002: Chavo, Eddie, Edge, Benoit, Angle, Mysterio. That sounds better than HHH going over the entire roster, but there should still be a variety of wrestlers in the mix and not just the same 3-6 wrestlers or the fans will get burned out on the PPV matches.

Booker T vs. Eddie was OK, but I hated all the restholds in the match. As for Bradshaw's new character, I'll reserve judgment on that for now as it could either help him improve in the ring and develop into a good heel character, or it could flop like Sean O'Haire's "promising" character did by getting watered down over time and not do anything for his ringwork.

Russo IMPROVING TNA shows? I never thought I'd be posting that, but despite the main-event being too short, I think TNA has improved somewhat over the past few weeks. Too bad the Jarretts' are being assholes about AJ Styles' ROH relationship, though.

It's bad enough that he calls Josh "junior" like he thinks he's Chris Jericho or implies how Paul London and Ultimo Dragon should adapt to the WWE style.

Or this familiar line:"That Hell in a Cell is dangerous! You could get a finger caught in there!" I think that's what Cole said once.

Kind of makes me wonder if any current Canadian wrestler in WWE actually still lives in Canada. I think Trish, Lance Storm, Test, and Val Venis do, but the rest, like Christian, Jericho, and Edge have said that they moved to Florida to avoid the high taxes in Canada. I'm not sure about Benoit, though.

Because most of the time, whenever someone we've never heard of from OVW is brought into WWE, they have the WWE generic rookie moveset and look that doesn't set them apart from other wrestlers. See also: Cade, Garrison. Orton, Randy. Cena, John (2002).

Hopefully he's been released. I don't want to see another Orlando Jordan or Maven going over the likes of Jamie Noble and Nunzio or Steven Richards, depending on which brand Mordetzsky would be on.

The only move I can think of when the name "Nosawa" comes up is a basement dropkick. Other than that, he doesn't have a good moveset at all from what I've seen of his TNA work.

Good Eddie/Mysterio match, but Rey seemed a little sloppy tonight, though I guess he was just selling the arm when he went for the springboard backflip DDT.

Oh GOD no........ Hell, if he can't even have a good match with AJ Styles, then what makes Matt Hardy think that Joey Matthews should even be in WWE, other than the fact that Matthews is one of Matt's OMEGA buddies? He's just another Christian or Michael Shane to me, except a lot less carryable.

I can't believe I predicted that this feud with Shane being the face and Douglas being the heel would happen. Holy shit, that scares me. The prediction came about when I was still posting a lot of negative TNA posts left and right last year. Even though I still made a lot of negative posts during Russo's era, I somehow predicted a shitty Michael Shane/Shane Douglas feud during Mantel's era. I obviously don't care too much for the feud, either, since both are shit wrestlers most of the time.

Hell yeah, El Lion was the shit, I wonder why he hasn't been on the PPV's more lately?

And in 2001 in his Invasion pre-Alliance days... Anyway, what I'm saying is Jericho keeps getting himself intentionally disqualified by snapping on opponents and referees, except Shamrock never snapped over a woman betraying him like Jericho has on TV. I guess that means Jericho would be Shamrock 3.0.

Sadly enough, this "Entertaining heel character, boring face character" shit has been going on since 1998 after Austin became WWE's new top star that year (although 1999 is when he REALLY got stale, and The Rock became the same way in late 1999/early 2000). That makes what, 6 or 7 years now? How sad. Yet it's not surprising considering the way Vince functions. At least Jericho hasn't become goofy face Jericho yet, though, but his Shamrock 2.0 face character isn't that great, either.

Benoit and Guerrero as World Heavyweight Champions=Unbelievable, but in a good way, of course.

I thought Michael Hayes was doing commentary again at first.

It's like WWE's trying to force Benoit into retirement just so they'll have an excuse to push another hoss to the main event like Kenzo Zusucki.

What do they call what Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo do most of the time, then, by taking up valuable wrestling time from others? Edit: My apologies, Bobo. I made it look like you posted it instead of TNA.