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Wow, I didn't know MLW returned last Friday. I couldn't even find the new timeslot last week. It may not be ROH, but I'll have to settle with what I have to watch on TV for now.

"This match is unmercifully over!"-referring to an RVD/Kane Cage match on Raw "I'm sure as hell glad this awful match has ended because it would have rivaled HHH vs. The Undertaker from King of the Ring 2002 if it went on any longer."

Shit, now Punk has to try to carry TWO garbage wrestlers.

Unfortunately it seems that Mantel hates Sabin.

Yeah, fuck CM Punk, Jonny Fairplay outdoes him as a major heel! Good job, TNA!

I have a feeling that HHH will figure out a way to bury Benoit promo-wise and match-wise just like he's done to everyone else in the past. HHH talking in a goofy "You're getting buried" comical voice:"What is that-uhhhh? A gap in your teeth-uhhhh? *HHH laughs* Ha ha ha-uhhhh! What's with that scary smile? Are you supposed to be Jaws-uhhhh?"

Benoit moving to Raw to job to HHH at WM XX.....ugh, what's next? Eddie Guerrero gets switched to Raw to job to Randy Orton three weeks in a row?

Hopefully Spanky will be better off in the indies and Japan now since he and London were only beating jobber tag teams (Kanyon unfortunately counts as one too. I know, it's WWE's fault for having him job to Orlando Jordan so much.) and lost to tag teams who win and lose equally (WGTT, FBI). To answer your question, Deebo, I can most likely picture Kanyon doing the same thing with the way he's been treated since he came back from an injury just 1 or 2 years ago.

By the time he does decide, though, it might be too late.

I know most of you know that I stopped posting at TSM last time because some of you thought I was a bitch for not taking a disagreement with King Cucaracha too well, but it wasn't that: It's the fact that my argument might have been flawed in the first place, which most of the time is why most people disagree with me, unfortunately, and I know that. However, I've come back because I felt like posting here again and hopefully I won't pull the stupid shit I did last month and refuse to post in the forum again. Now, I'm still the same Raven_Effect01 with flawed opinions about wrestling, shows, etc., but hopefully I won't be as hyperactive as I was last time. I know some of you don't care, but I just thought I'd say that I'm back.

I read about that on another forum I post at last night. I'm also wondering about the lyric, too.

This may sound like another bitching post, and I know most of you won't care about what I have to say, but I was just wanting to get something off my chest: I finally admit that I lack any credibility at all as a poster. For the past 3 years on this forum, I've parroted ideas from other posters instead of coming up with opinions of my own and backing them up. I've tried to attempt humor recently, yet it comes off as corny. Here are some things that explain my poor posting. -I actually said Jericho vs. Christian vs. RVD at Unforgiven 2003 was good after watching it, when in reality, most on this forum said it was disappointing, which it was. -I've tried pointing out TNA's problems that are well-documented, but whenever someone opposes my arguments, I always come back with the same, tired, AJ/Jericho and Jarrett/HHH comparisons. -My favorite wrestlers list has changed numerous times within the past few years, which isn't normal for a wrestling fan. -I've always waited until after everyone posts their Raw/Smackdown thoughts before forming an opinion about the shows (except the Benoit vs. Lesnar match on Smackdown recently, which I already thought was great before reading the posts). -I named myself after a dumb finishing move name in WWE, when in reality, "The Evenflow" is a better name for Raven's DDT. -My post about Ultimo Dragon to King Cucaracha was immediately shot down by Cucaracha himself, and I had nothing to say after that. What's strange about all of this is that even though I make A's in high school, my posting sucks and I don't like to talk much unless it's to family members, and I'm not sure if my lack of speaking hurts my ability to come up with formidable opinions about certain things or not. In closing, I'm sorry to have taken up everyone's time with this pointless post, but I just wanted to get something posted here that's been in my mind all day. As far as my future here is concerned, I may just visit the forum just to keep up-to-date with the wrestling news like I've been doing for a while now, and I may or may not post here again. Only time will tell. Bye everyone.

Vince obviously doesn't give a shit, though, which really sucks.

So you actually wouldn't mind seeing an unmasked Ultimo Dragon being Funaki's lackey (most likely on Velocity, and Vince would probably still act like he was off TV), wearing rap clothing, coming out to shitty rap music, doing the Bronco Buster, wearing devil horns, using some silly Japanese catchphrase, and then eating chop suey?

You have a point, but of course I was just doing skits. He'd probably say something like "I swear.....I thought I signed you earlier this year, then you were never to be seen on TV again because I couldn't find anything else for you to do and you weren't like Rey Mysterio. Now damn it, stop pulling this shit and get out of my office!!" I guess from now on, I'd better leave the skits to RRR.

Which is why I didn't really get my hopes up when I read the news of Spanky or Paul London being signed with WWE in the first place. I also knew that when Ultimo signed, WWE was going to misuse him because he's Japanese, small, and can possibly still wrestle if it's true that he could still go in Japan last year. After WWE misused Raven after he signed with them, I stopped giving WWE a chance to use former ECW, WCW, and indy wrestlers (who became popular in the promotions) correctly. The Invasion angle almost changed that, but of course, WWE tricked me and everyone else here again by having them job to the WWE wrestlers. As for American Dragon and CM Punk, here's what I could see first for American Dragon: *Dragon knocks on Vince's door* Vince:"Come in!" Dragon:'Hi, Mr. McMahon, my name is Bryan Danielson, the former American Dragon of Ring Of Honor." Vince:"You're Ultimo Dragon? I thought you were on Velocity? Damn it, stop pulling that shit and get the hell out of my office, now!!" *Dragon leaves* --------------------- Now for CM Punk: *CM Punk shows up in a backstage segment with the APA* Bradshaw:"What's yer name, boy?" CM Punk:"CM Punk, and I live the straight edge lifestyle." Faarooq:"Huh?" CM Punk:"It means I'm drug free, alcohol free." Bradshaw:"Yew don't drink beer?" Faarooq:"And what the hell's that? A Pepsi tattoo?" CM Punk:"Stop pissing me off, you untalented sons of--!!" *Bradshaw gives CM Punk a clothesline from hell, and Faarooq looks shocked at the impact* Faarooq:"DAMN!" *Bradshaw and Faarooq leave laughing*

Jordan and Kidman seem like the least likely to be cut in my opinion because they both have generic movesets and Vince likes generic wrestlers and hosses. Still, Ultimo would probably be better off in Japan, and Kanyon, Spanky, and London would be better off in ROH with the way WWE's been using all 4 of them lately.

Why is it that whenever a jobber tag team wrestles on Heat, Snow always refers to them as the "Bobagadooch Twins/Brothers"?

Or a Hosstitute Or Buffybeast. ::ducks::

So does that mean we'll suddenly turn into dumb marks after we leave the 18-24 age range, or were you talking about other males only?

He sucks. He also tried to get rid of Mike Tenay (even though his "pissed off interviewer in the ring" skills are too forced and has a tendency to "damn" the heels like JR does whenever they turn on a face or debut in TNA and kick a face's ass) as commentator before the Jarretts did a good thing for once by firing Sanders.

Did WWE really think that Holly=ratings?

So they can try to top the awful performances on the other WWE/WWF "originals" CD (The Piledriver album, I think) and get inducted into Wrestlecrap once again.

If it means TNA's going to make the matches disappointing much like they did to Justin Credible/Jerry Lynn (3-minute fluke pin victory from the heel, outside hardcore brawl that isn't too great, and only one decent match which was the Last Man Standing. I know Credible isn't great, but Lynn carried him in ECW), then you're right, a lot of people are going to bitch about the TNA Raven/Punk feud being inferior to their ROH feud because we know Mantel's somehow going to screw it up if he can pull shit like putting the X-Division title on Michael Shane.

At this point, Smackdown, Raw, and TNA are on the same level because all three of them are SUCKING right now. It's either Bob Holly feuding with Lesnar, Benoit feuding with the FBI (Smackdown), HHH and Evolution holding all the gold, Jericho's role as a face or heel getting screwed around with (Raw), or Jarrett as the NWA World Heavyweight Champion along with Raven in some shitty Red Shirt Security feud (TNA).