WWE SmackDown - February 20, 2009

[WWE SmackDown - February 20, 2009]

Hunter looked like he was trying to take a fierce dump as he admitted she was his wife.

 

HHH has been on a roll with forced facial reactions this week.

 

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

I wasn't really surprised.

 

The pic also shows his reaction to the release.

[Wrestling Quirks]

I liked the part in the No DQ match with Punk and Regal where the Ref tried to get Punk to break an arm submission and Punk responds by saying "IT'S NO DQ, I"M GONNA BREAK HIS ARM!" and the Ref just stood there looking baffled.

 

WWE has some dumb refs nowadays.

[Christian's Re-debut in WWE has occurred!]

Speaking of...Christian also has added the Flying Headbutt to his aresenal. I don't recall him using that in WWE before. Did he do so in TNA?

 

No, he used the Frog Splash right after Eddie died.

 

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

According to my sources, IRS (Mike Rotunda) is known to be taking advantage of the young, slightly dumb Kelly Kelly (Kelly Kelly) backstage at Raw events every week

 

She forgot to pay her taxes.

[When what happens backstage/IRL ruins a match/angle for you.]

So am I officially now the only guy who can't watch a Chris Benoit match?

 

No, I can't bring myself to do it either.

[ECW Thread 2/17/09]

Compare to the original Killswitch:

 

Looks as contrived as the Canadian Destroyer.

[The 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania Thread]

For those keeping score, the Intercontinental title hasn't been defended at WM since 2002 (RVD over Regal in the show opener).

 

There needs to be a defense this year after that long, but once again, probably not.

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

Paul Burchill b Boogeyman with a roll-up

 

What a shock. Maybe Boogeyman's on his way out?

[When TNA closes...]

I think that was the worst episode of TNA I've ever seen. That whole show was full of that horrible shit, as it seemed like there were no matches, and it was only that stuff. Not only was that stuff a bad attempt at comedy, but it couldn't draw a dime, as it couldn't lead to a match or anything, it was simply Brother Ray telling Angle about D-Von's weird hangouts and nothing more.

 

It also was about Angle, as usual.

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

And I also think Edge sucks big time. For some reason I still have trouble accepting him as a main eventer.

 

He just needs to lose The Spear and get a better finisher.

 

[When TNA closes...]

Oh, and anyone remember that horrible show where Angle went around at bars picking up those weird chicks? Yeah, that was bad.

 

Brother Ray:"Sorry Kurt, I accidentally used D-Von's phonebook."

 

Just terrible.

[WWE No Way Out 2009]

I want something more, something different involving Edge.

 

Like being the demented Edge he was during the Taker feud instead of Vickie's pussy-whipped husband.

 

[WWE No Way Out 2009]

Nope, now that he's the Intercontinental Champion, it means no more pay-per-views for him.

 

Proving once again that WWE still doesn't give a shit about the IC title.

 

 

[The 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania Thread]

Interesting that R-Truth is on that poster but Matt Hardy isn't.

 

There's a "Black Cloud" over Matt Hardy.

 

Had to do it.

[Christian's Re-debut in WWE has occurred!]

Matt should just call himself "Version 2" like I was thinking he would be after this heel turn.

[Paul London blasts Hardy, HHH, McMahon, Bourne, Kidman and Brother Ray]

The Hardys always get the lamest nicknames (except V1 and Mattitude caught on).

 

Jeff's been the "Rainbow-Haired Warrior" and the "Charismatic Enigma".

[Paul London blasts Hardy, HHH, McMahon, Bourne, Kidman and Brother Ray]

I think London could be work'ing here. And Matt Hardy could be as well.

 

Hence the "Black Cloud" comment.

 

I find that to be a generic nickname to be honest.

 

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

Lawler always rooted for Triple H and Evolution until Triple H beat the hell out of JR in 2005 prior to Backlash I believe.

 

Didn't they also beat up Lawler himself to lead to his face turn? I remember posting something similar a while back.

 

Then he talked about how he lost respect for Evolution after that.

[Paul London blasts Hardy, HHH, McMahon, Bourne, Kidman and Brother Ray]

Didn't Undertaker also call Matt Hardy a "mark for himself" when he didn't take a Tombstone at Survivor Series 05?

 

Which is quite the ironic statement, considering the source.

 

Then there was Cena's Graveyard Rap with a triple meaning.

[The NEW TSM]

That guy had to get his two cents in.

[Robert Roode: Future Star?]

Roode was used for Heat/Velocity duty a few times back in the day, IIRC. I vaguely recall a tag match he worked with Tyson Dux (another Canadian/D'Amore guy) as partner.

 

Didn't Eric Young work Velocity as well?

[WWE SmackDown - Friday the 13th, February 2009]

Primo is much more natural in the ring than his brother Shuffly Feet.

 

 

Anyone else catch JR's comment about how the action "quickened" with Primo in the ring?

 

Even he realizes Carlito sucks.

[Paul London blasts Hardy, HHH, McMahon, Bourne, Kidman and Brother Ray]

Maybe this is his attempt of a Matty Hardy started internet feud comeback special (Matt Hardy v Edge)... nah, maybe not.

 

It would be "Paul London, please don't die!" instead of "will not die!"

[WWE General Discussion - February 2009]

I unfortunately remember this comment about Chyna: "Those puppies might be bulldogs! Look at the collar on 'em!"